પત્નીને ખુશ રાખવાના ઉપાયો..........

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૧) આ ઉપાયો અંગે લખનાર કોઈ ગેરેંટી નથી આપતા, તેમજ ઉપાય કારગત ના નીવડે તો આ અંગે કોઈ પણપ્રકારની તકરાર કરાવી નહિ.
૨) આ ઉપાયો મેં અજમાવેલા છે કે નહિ તેવો બેવકુફ જેવો પ્રશ્ન કરવો નહિ.
૩) ઉપરના ઉપાયો પર પિષ્ટપેષણ કરી સમય બગાડવો નહિ. એટલા સમયમાં પત્નીની ઘણી સેવા થઇ શકે છે.
૪) કુંવારાઓ માટે શું? એવા વાહિયાત સવાલો અહી ન કરવા.
પત્નીને ખુશ રાખવાના ઉપાયો (ભાગ-1)
આમ તો માનનીય બ્રહ્માજીએ અમુક એવા મોડેલ ટેસ્ટીંગ વગર નીચે ધરતી પર મોકલી આપ્યા છે કે ઉપરથીભગવાન આવીને લાખ યત્ન કરે તો પણ કોઈ વાતે ખુશ ના થાય. પણ પડ્યું પાનું નિભાવી લેવું એ ભારતીયસંસ્કૃતિ છે, અને પુરુષે આ પોતાની પત્નીને ખુશ રાખવા વિષયે યથાશક્તિ પ્રયત્ન કરવો જોઈએ. તો અહી પત્નીનેખુશ રાખવાના થોડાક ઉપાય બતાવ્યા છે. એ તમારે જાણવા જોગ.

1. તમે તમારી પત્ની સાથે વાતચીત કરતા હોવ ત્યારે વચ્ચે ના બોલો

2. સવારે ઓફિસ જતા મોજા જાતે શોધી લો

3. ઓફિસથી ઘેર આવીને મોજા બાથરુમમાં જાતે ધોવા નાખો

4. સાસુ સસરા કે કોઇ પણ પિયરીઆ ઘેર આવે તો એક નકલી પૂછડી ચોટાડી જોર જોરથી હલાવો.

5. એ બીજા શહેરની હોય તો એના શહેરની કોઇ પણ ખુબી શોધી એના વખાણ કરો (અરે, આ તો શાયરોનુ શહેરનહી? પેલા કવિ “બેવકુફ” અહીનાં જ નહીં?)

6. એની કોઇ પણ સહેલીના રુપના વખાણ ક્યારેય ન કરો

7. એની સહેલી ઘેર આવી હોય તો ડ્રોઇંગ રૂમમાં વારેઘડીયે આંટા ન મારો

8. એની મમ્મીની રસોઇના વખાણ કરો

9. “હું કેવી લાગુ છુ” નો પ્રમાણિકપણે જવાબ આપવો શકય ના હોય તો એમ કહો કે “ આજે તો તું સાવ જૂદીજલાગે છે”

10. એના મામાની સરકારમાં બહુ પહોંચ છે એવુ કહો, સાસુ પણ ખુશ રહેશે

11. "તારા પપ્પા બહુ સોશિયલ છે” એવુ મહિને ઓછામા ઓછુ એક વાર કહો

12. ટીવી જોતી વખતે : “અરે, જોતો, આ કેટરિનાએ તારા જેવી જ હેરસ્ટાઇલ કરી છે” એવુ કહો.

13. તમારી વાત ટુંકમાં કરો.

14. એના પિયરિયાનો ફોન હોય અને “આજે શાક કેવી રીતે દાઝી ગયુ?” એ વિષય પર લાંબી વાતચીત ચાલતીહોય તો તમે તમારા અગત્યના કામ પડતા મુકી ધીરજપુર્વક એ ફોન પુરો થાય ત્યાં સુધી રાહ જુઓ.

15. જમવા બેસતી વખતે પાણી જાતે ભરી લો

16. એની વાત ધ્યાન પુર્વક સાંભળો છો એવુ એટલીસ્ટ બતાવો તો ખરા જ.

17. એ કશુ કહેવા આવે તો છાપુ બાજુ પર મુકી વાત સાંભળો.

18. એ વાત કહેતી હોય ત્યારે ટી.વી. મ્યુટ કરી દો!

19. ઉતરન અને ક્રિકેટ મેચ સાથે ચાલતા હોય તો ઉતરન ચાલતી હોય તે ચેનલ મુકો. એ જો ભુલે ચુકે સામો વિવેકકરે તો એમ કહો કે “મેચ તો રોજ આવે છે”

20. એ એમ કહે કે “આજે બહુ ગરમી છે” તો પંખો ફાસ્ટ કરો યાર!

21. એ એમ કહે કે “આજે બહુ થાકી ગઇ છુ ” તો તરત કહો કે “ચાલ, આજે બહાર જમવા જઇએ”

22. એ એમ કહે કે “આજે રસોઇ કરવાનો મુડ નથી” તો તરત કહો કે “સાચુ કહુ, હું તો પીઝા મંગાવવાનુ જવિચારતો હતો”

23. વાત વાતમાં એના સોગંદ ખાવ (તારા સમ, તુ સાચે આજે જુદી લાગે છે!)

24. બેડરુમમાં બામની વાસ સહન ના થાય તો ફરિયાદ કર્યા વગર કોક દિવસ ડ્રોઇંગરુમમા સુઇ જાવ.

25. કોઇ પણ ફરિયાદ કરવી હોય તો સીધી નહી પણ આડકતરી રીતે કરો જેમ કે: દાળ પાણી જેવી હોય તો “આજે દાળ કંઇક જુદી જ હતી!” અને રોટલી કાચી બને તો “આ વખતે ઘંઉ સારા નથી આવ્યા” એમ કહો.

26. અઠવાડિયે એક વાર તો સમય અનેસંજોગો જોઇ ને પૂછી લો કે "કેમ આજે ઢીલી લાગે છે?"

27. શાક સારુ ના બન્યુ હોય તોઅંદર ટોમેટો સોસ નાખો, ફરિયાદ ન કરો.

28. એક હાથથી ભાખરી ન તૂટતી હોય તો બીજો હાથ વાપરો ! ભગવાને બે હાથ શેના માટે આપ્યા છે?

29. કામવાળો રજા ઉપર હોય તો ઘરમાંએક જ વાર ચા પીવો.

30. સફેદ કપડા ક્યારેય ન ખરીદો.અથવા તો પાન-મસાલા છોડી દો.

31. બેલ વાગે તો દરવાજો ખોલવાતમે જાવ, એમાંકાંઇ વારા થોડા પડાય બોસ!

32. ઓફિસનુ કામ ઘરે ન લાવો.

33. શકય હોય તો ઘરનુ કામ ઓફિસ લઇ જાવ.

34. તહેવારો પર નવા કપડા ખરીદવા રૂપિયા ઢીલા કરો.

35. એના ડ્રેસ ખરીદવા સાથે જવાનુ એ પોતે કહે તો પણ ટાળજો, છેવટે બન્ને ખુશ રહેશો!

36. નવા ડ્રેસમાં એ જાડી લાગેતો એમ કહેજો કે " આ ડ્રેસ એક સાઇઝ નાનો આવી ગયો લાગે છે"

37. એનો ભાઇ બહુ ઇન્ટેલીજન્ટછે તેવુ જાહેર કરો

38. લાલ કપડામાં પોસ્ટ ઓફિસનાડબલા જેવી લાગે છે તેવી લોથલ જોક ન મારવી. લાલ કપડામાંસાગરમાં ડિમ્પલ કાપડિયા આવીજ લાગતી હતી એમ કહો.

39. લગ્નદિવસે સાચા સોનાના ઘરેણાલાવી આપો.

40. તમે ખરીદેલી વસ્તુની સાચીકિંમત એના મોંઢે બોલવા દો, અને પછી એની બોલેલી કિંમતનીઆજુબાજુનો કોઇ પણ આંકડો પાડી દો.તમે જો ડાહ્યા થઇ ને પહેલાજ સાચી કિંમત જાહેર કરશો તો "તમેછેતરાયા" એવુ પ્રમાણપત્ર આપશે અથવાએના માટે તમે "કાયમ હલકી વસ્તુ લાવો છો" એ વાત પર મામલોબીચકશે

41. ઓફિસેથી ઘેર પાછા આવતા પહેલા મોબાઇલના ઇન બોક્સમાંથી SMS ડીલીટ કરીને આવો.

42. શક્ય હોય તો મોબાઇલનુ રીસન્ટકોલ લીસ્ટ પણ ડીલીટ કરીને ઘેર આવો.

43. એની મોટી બહેનના ગંદા-ગોબરાતોફાની છોકરાને જોતા જ તેડી લો, અને કહો "કેટલો ક્યુટ અને નૉટીછે!"

44. તમારા સાસરે કૂતરો રાખ્યોહોય તો એ તો તમને ચાટશે જ, મોં નહી બગાડવાનુ, અને એને એનીહાજરીમાં ભગાડવાનો કે હટ નહીં કહેવાનું.

45. એ રડે તો રૂમાલ નહીં,એને જે જોઇતુ હોય તેલાવી આપો.

46. રક્ષાબંધને સાસરે જ જમવાનુ ભાઇ ! બેસતું વર્ષ અને ભાઈબીજ પણ સાસરે જ ઉજવવા. અનેરવિવારે સાસરે ના જવું હોય તો ખર્ચો કરીને બીજે ગમે ત્યાં ફરવા જવાનું.

47. દાળમાંથી કોથમીર અને બીજો કચરો કાઢતા કાઢતા કોઇના બાવડા સુજી ગયા હોય તેવા વૈજ્ઞાનિક પુરાવાનથી, માટે ખોટી ફરિયાદ કરવાનું બંધ કરો.

48. "સાસરૂ સોનાની ખાણ"ની ડીવીડી વસાવી લો

49. ફોનનું બિલ એના લીધે વધારે આવે છે એવુ કદી ન કહો.

50. મુસાફરીમાં બધો સામાન તમેજ ઉપાડો! પોત-પોતાનો સામાન પોતે ઉપાડે એટલી બધી સ્ત્રી સમાનતાહજુ આપણા દેશમાં આવી નથી! 26. અઠવાડિયે એક વાર તો સમય અનેસંજોગો જોઇ ને પૂછી લો કે "કેમ આજે ઢીલી લાગે છે?"
૫૧. ચાલવાથી કોઇ પણ અને લગભગ બધી ભારતીય સ્ત્રીઓ થાકી શકે છે. એનો કકળાટ હીલ-સ્ટેશન પર નાકરાય !

૫૨. ઘરનાં ખાવામાં બદલાવ જોવા ઇચ્છતા હોવ તો અઠવાડિયે એક દિવસ ગોગલ્સ પહેરીને જમવા બેસો બોસ !

૫૩. દાળ અને શાકનો કલર જોઇ એના ટેસ્ટ વિષે ચુકાદો ન આપી દો, આજે જે બન્યુ છે તે ન બન્યુ નથી થવાનું!

૫૪. તૈયાર થવામાં વાર લાગે તો કકળાટ ન કરવો. તમે મોડા પહોંચશો તો લગ્ન અટકી પડવાના નથી. અરે,આજકાલ તો રીસેપ્શનમાં વર-કન્યાજ મોડા પહોંચે છે.

૫૫. છાપું વાંચતા વાંચતા કૂકરની સીટી ગણવાનું શીખી જાવ.

૫૬. ગેસ બંધ કરતા પણ શીખી જાવ. રસોડા સુધી ચાલવાથી તમારી ફાંદ ઉતરે તેવુ તે માનતી હોય તો માનવાદો.

૫૭. ડસ્ટબીન નજીક જઇ કચરો નાખવા માટે છે, દુરથી નિશાનબાજીની પ્રેક્ટીસ કરવા માટે નથી. સમજ્યા ?તમારા ખોટા નિશાનના લીધે કચરાપેટીની અંદર કરતા બહાર વધારે કચરો દેખાય તો ગમે તેને ગુસ્સો આવે.

૫૮. કોબીના શાકમાં ખાંડ ન નખાય એવો કોઇ કાયદો નથી. ખોટા કાયદા નહી બતાવવાના.

૫૯. શિયાળામાં દહીં ન જામે. તમને વધારે સારુ જમાવતા આવડતુ હોય તો તમે જમાવોને બૉસ! એકાદ દહાડો ખીચડીમાં દહીં ન મળે તો ઝાડા ન થઇ જાય.

૬૦. "ટીવીનું રિમોટ ક્યાં પડ્યું છે ?" આવા વાહિયાત સવાલો ન કરો.

૬૧. ઉનાળામાં બે જ શાકભાજી મળે છે. બટાકાઅને રીંગણ. અને આ બંને તમને નથી ભાવતા તે તમારી સમસ્યા છે.

૬૨. ઘરની પાણીપુરી એ બજારની પાણીપુરી જેવી ના પણ બને, એ માટે ભૈયાના પરસેવા વાળા હાથ ઘરે લાવવા પડે !

૬૩. એ હસી હસીને ફોન પર વાત કરે છે ? તો ફોન પીયરિયાનો હશે,બીજી કોઈ શંકા અસ્થાને છે.

૬૪. સ્ત્રીઓને ઇલેકટ્રોનિક ગેજેટસ વાપરતા નથી આવડતું, એ વાત અમેરિકન રીસર્ચથી સાબિત થયેલ છે,માટે એ વિષે તમારે અલગ વ્યાખ્યાન આપવાની જરૂર નથી.

૬૫. એને કાર ચલાવતા શીખવવાની કોશિશ ન કરશો. ડ્રાઇવિંગ સ્કુલવાળાઓને પૈસા આપો અને એ વસુલથતા જુઓ.

૬૬. એને કાર ચલાવતા નથી આવડતુ તો શું થયુ? રસ્તામાંતમે કોઇની સાથે ભટકાઇ ના પડો તે માટે તમનેસુચના આપે તો એમાં એણે શું ખોટું છે ?

૬૭. ટુથપેસ્ટ પુરી થવા આવે ત્યારે પેસ્ટ કાઢી આપવી એ પતિનો ધર્મ છે. આવા ક્ષુલ્લક કામો એ આટલાવર્ષોમાં કેમ ન શીખી તેવા તુચ્છ વિચારો ન કરવા.

૬૮. એના પર્સમાંથી તમારે જે જોઇએ છે તે માંગો, એમ ખાંખાંખોળા કરી કામ ના વધારો.

૬૯. માંગ્યા વિના તો મા પણ ના પીરસે.આ તો પત્ની છે.

૭૦. ઓફિસેથી ઘેર પાછા આવતા અવશ્ય ફોન કરો, ડાર્લિંગ કાઈ લાવવાનું છે?

૭૧. પીરસતા વાર થાય તો રાહ જુવો,તકિયો ના માંગો.

૭૨. ઘરમાં વોશિંગ મશીન તમારા સ્ટેટસ માટે લીધું છે, કપડા તો રામો જ સારા ધુવે. માટે 'વોશિંગ મશીનનોખર્ચો કેમ કરાવ્યો ?' એવો બેવકૂફ જેવો સવાલ કરવો નહિ.

૭૩. રેલ્વે સ્ટેશને કે એરપોર્ટ પર એને વિદાય કરવા જતી વખતે ક્યારેય મોઢું હસતું ના રાખો. તમારા અરમાનોનેદબાવી રાખતા શીખોપત્નીને ખુશ રાખવાના ઉપાયો..........

Best Google Search Tricks and Tips

When it comes to the Google search box, you already know the tricks: finding exact phrases matches using quotes like "so say we all" or searching a single site using site:wikipedia.com gmail. But there are many more oblique, clever, and lesser-known search recipes and operators that work from that unassuming little input box. Dozens of Google search guides detail the tips you already know, but today we're skipping the obvious and highlighting our favorite obscure Google web search tricks.


10. Get the local time anywhere

What time is it in Bangkok right now? Ask Google. Enter simply what time is it to get the local time in big cities around the world, or add the locale at the end of your query, like what time is it hong kong to get the local time there.
9. Track flight status

Enter the airline and flight number into the Google search box and get back the arrival and departure times right inside Google's search results.
8. Convert currency, metrics, bytes, and more

Google's powerful built-in converter calculator can help you out whether you're cooking dinner, traveling abroad, or building a PC. Find out how many teaspoons are in a quarter cup (quarter cup in teaspoons) or how many seconds there are in a year (seconds in a year) or how many euros there are to five dollars (5 USD in Euro). For the geekier set, bits in kilobytes (155473 bytes in kilobytes) and numbers in hex or binary (19 in binary) are also pretty useful.
7. Compare items with "better than" and find similar items with "reminds me of"

Reader abhishek taps the wisdom of the crowds by searching for like items using key phrases. He writes in:
Simply search for, in quotes: "better than _keyword_"

Some example results:

Results 1 - 100 of about 550 English pages for " better than WinAmp".

Results 1 - 57 of 57 English pages for " better than mIRC".

Results 1 - 100 of about 17,500 English pages for " better than Digg". (Wow. Poor Digg.)

The results will almost always lead you to discovering alternatives to whatever it is you're searching for. Using the same concept, you can use this trick to discover new music or movies. For example, " reminds me of _someband_" or "sounds like _someband_" will pull up artists people have thought sounded similar to the one you typed in. This is also a great way to find good, no-name musicians you'd probably never know of otherwise.

Examples:

Results 1 - 88 of 88 English pages for " reminds me of Metallica".

Results 1 - 36 of 36 English pages for " similar to Garden State".

Results 1 - 66 of 66 English pages for " sounds like The Shins".


Just get creative and you'll, without a doubt, find cool new stuff you probably never knew existed.
6. Use Google as a free proxy

What, your company blocks that hip new web site just because it drops the F bomb occasionally? Use Google's cache to take a peek even when the originating site's being blocked, with cache:example.com.
5. Remove affiliate links from product searches When you're sick of seeing duplicate product search results from the likes of eBay, Bizrate, Pricerunner, and Shopping.com, clear 'em out by stacking up the -site:ebay.com -site:bizrate.com -site:shopping.com operator. Alternately, check out Give Me Back My Google (original post), a service that does all that known reseller cleaning up for you when you search for products. Compare this GMBMG search for a Cruzer 1GB flash drive to the regular Google results.
4. Find related terms and documents Ok, this one's direct from any straight-up advanced search operator cheat sheet, but it's still one of the lesser-used tricks in the book. Adding a tilde (~) to a search term will return related terms. For example, Googling ~nutrition returns results with the words nutrition, food, and health in them.
3. Find music and comic books Using a combination of advanced search operators that specify music files available in an Apache directory listing, you can turn Google into your personal Napster. Go ahead, try this search for Nirvana tracks: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(wma|mp3) "Nirvana". (Sub out Nirvana for the band you're interested in; use this one in conjunction with number 7 to find new music, too.) The same type of search recipe can find comic books as well.
2. ID people, objects, and foreign language words and phrases with Google Image Search

Google Image search results show you instead of tell you about a word. Don't know what jicama looks like? Not sure if the person named "Priti" who you're emailing with is a woman or a man? Spanish rusty and you forgot what "corazon" is? Pop your term into Google Image Search (or type image jicama into the regular search box) to see what your term's about.



1. Make Google recognize faces

If you're doing an image search for Paris Hilton and don't want any of the French city, a special URL parameter in Google's Image search will do the trick. Add &imgtype=face to the end of your image search to just get images of faces, without any inanimate objects. Try it out with a search for rose (which returns many photos of flowers) versus rose with the face parameter.

What's your favorite ninja Google search technique? Tell us about it in the comments.


Clever Google Tricks Worth Knowing

Below I have compiled a list of 7 clever Google tricks that I believe everyone should be aware of. Together I think they represent the apex of the grand possibilities associated with Google search manipulation tricks and hacks. Although there are many others out there, these 7 tricks are my all-time favorite. Enjoy yourself.

1. Find the Face Behind the Result – This is a neat trick you can use on a Google Image search to filter the search results so that they include only images of people. How is this useful? Well, it could come in handy if you are looking for images of the prominent people behind popular products, companies, or geographic locations. You can perform this search by appending the code &imgtype=face to the end of the URL address after you perform a standard Google Image search.
Examples (notice the differences in each URL):
Image Search for Google vs. Faces Behind Google Image Search
Image Search for Digg vs. Faces Behind Digg Image Search
Image Search for California vs. Faces Behind California Image Search
More info.

2. Google + Social Media Sites = Quality Free Stuff – If you are on the hunt for free desktop wallpaper, stock images, Wordpress templates or the like, using Google to search your favorite social media sites is your best bet. The word “free” in any standard search query immediately attracts spam. Why wade through potential spam in standard search results when numerous social media sites have an active community of users who have already ranked and reviewed the specific free items that interest you. All you have to do is direct Google to search through each of these individual social media sites, and bingo… you find quality content ranked by hundreds of other people.
Examples:
site:digg.com free “desktop wallpaper”
site:reddit.com free “wordpress templates”
site:del.icio.us free “stock images”
site:netscape.com free “ringtones”
site:stumbleupon.com free icons
More info.

3. Find Free Anonymous Web Proxies – A free anonymous web proxy site allows any web browser to access other third-party websites by channeling the browser’s connection through the proxy. The web proxy basically acts as a middleman between your web browser and the third-party website you are visiting. Why would you want to do this? There are two common reasons:
You’re connecting to a public network at a coffee shop or internet café and you want privacy while you browse the web. You don’t want the admin to know every site you visit.
You want to bypass a web content filter or perhaps a server-side ban on your IP address. Content filtering is common practice on college campus networks. This trick will usually bypass those restrictions.

There are subscription services and applications available such as TOR and paid VPN servers that do the same thing. However, this trick is free and easy to access from anywhere via Google. All you have to do is look through the search results returned by the queries below, find a proxy that works, and enter in the URL of the site you want to browse anonymously.
Examples:
inurl:”nph-proxy.cgi” “start using cgiproxy”
inurl:”nph-proxy.cgi” “Start browsing through this CGI-based proxy”
More info.

4. Google for Music, Videos, and Ebooks - Google can be used to conduct a search for almost any file type, including Mp3s, PDFs, and videos. Open web directories are one of the easiest places to quickly find an endless quantity of freely downloadable files. This is an oldie, but it’s a goodie! Why thousands of webmasters incessantly fail to secure their web severs will continue to boggle our minds.
Examples:
Find Music: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(wma|mp3) “Counting Crows”
Find Videos: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(mpg|wmv) “chapelle”
Find Ebooks: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(pdf|doc) “george orwell 1984″
More info.

5. Browse Open Webcams Worldwide – Take a randomized streaming video tour of the world by searching Google for live open access video webcams. This may not be the most productive Google trick ever, but it sure is fun! (Note: you may be prompted to install an ActiveX control or the Java runtime environment which allows your browser to view certain video stream formats.)
Examples:
Axis Webcams: inurl:/view.shtml or inurl:view/index.shtml
Cannon Webcams: sample/LvAppl/
MOBOTIX Webcams: control/userimage.html
FlexWatch Webcams: /app/idxas.html
JVC Webcams: intitle: intitle:”V.Networks [Motion Picture(Java)]”
More info. - More info.

6. Judge a Site by its Image – Find out what a site is all about by looking at a random selection of the images hosted on its web pages. Even if you are somewhat familiar with the target site’s content, this can be an entertaining little exercise. You will almost surely find something you didn’t expect to see. All you have to do is use Google’s site: operator to target a domain in an image search.
Examples:
Digg in Images
Wired in Images
Reddit in Images
More info.

7. Results Based on Third-Party Opinion - Sometimes you can get a better idea of the content located within a website by reading how other websites refer to that site’s content. The allinanchor: Google search operator can save you large quantities of time when a normal textual based search query fails to fetch the information you desire. It conducts a search based on keywords used strictly in the anchor text, or linking text, of third party sites that link to the web pages returned by the search query. In other words, this operator filters your search results in a way such that Google ignores the title and content of the returned web pages, but instead bases the search relevance on the keywords that other sites use to reference the results. It can add a whole new dimension of variety to your search results.
Examples (notice the added variety between search results):
allinanchor:”google hacks” vs. basic search for Google hacks
allinanchor:”wordpress exploits” vs. basic search for Wordpress exploits
More info.



Bonus Material:

Here is a list of my favorite Google advanced search operators, operator combinations, and related uses:
link:URL = lists other pages that link to the URL.
related:URL = lists other pages that are related to the URL.
site:domain.com “search term = restricts search results to the given domain.
allinurl:WORDS = shows only pages with all search terms in the url.
inurl:WORD = like allinurl: but filters the URL based on the first term only.
allintitle:WORD = shows only results with terms in title.
intitle:WORD = similar to allintitle, but only for the next word.
cache:URL = will show the Google cached version of the URL.
info:URL = will show a page containing links to related searches, backlinks, and pages containing the url. This is the same as typing the url into the search box.
filetype:SOMEFILETYPE = will restrict searches to that filetype
-filetype:SOMEFILETYPE = will remove that file type from the search.
site:www.somesite.net “+www.somesite.net” = shows you how many pages of your site are indexed by google
allintext: = searches only within text of pages, but not in the links or page title
allinlinks: = searches only within links, not text or title
WordA OR WordB = search for either the word A or B
“Word” OR “Phrase” = search exact word or phrase
WordA -WordB = find word A but filter results that include word B
WordA +WordB = results much contain both Word A and Word B
~WORD = looks up the word and its synonyms
~WORD -WORD = looks up only the synonyms to the word

To Search for Online Music
There is an absolutely great way to search for music on the net. use Google query:

intitle:index.of (mp3|wma|aac) <<Dot seperated name of song/track/composer/artist>>

સપનામાં તો બધા જીવે છે,

સપનામાં તો બધા જીવે છે,
વસ્તવિકતમાં કોણ રહે છે ?

સંબંધ બાંધવા માટે વર્ષો વિતાવે,
પણ તોડતાં સમયે ક્યાં વિચારે છે!

બધાનો પ્રેમ તો બધા ચાહે છે,
પણ આપવામાં કોણ માને છે !

વાયદા કરવામાં તો બધા માહિર છે,
નિભાવવા માટે કોણ તૈયાર થાય છે !

વાતો થશે જીવવાની અને રીતોની,
પણ ખરેખર અહીં કોણ આવું જીવે છે!

આતો દેખાડાની દુનિયા છે,
સાચા પ્રેમની કોને જરૂર છે !

હું તો બધા માટે જીવાનો પ્રયત્ન કરું છું,
અહીં આવા મણસોની ક્યાંય જરૂર નથી

***દુબઇમાં આવેલ દુનિયાની સૌથી ઊંચી બિલ્ડિંગ ‘બુર્જ ખલીફા’...
***બુર્જ ખલીફા લગભગ એક કિમી લાંબી છે જેને કારણે સૂર્યાસ્ત થયા બાદ પણ આ ઊંચી ઈમારતમાં રહેનારાઓ સૂરજને ૩ મિનીટ વધારે જોઈ શકે છે
***જો તમે અહિં સાંજની ચા પીવા માંગો છો તો તમારે અંદાજે 100 ડોલર એટલે કે અંદાજે રૂપિયા 5000 ખર્ચ કરવા પડશે.
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***બુર્જ ખલીફા ની ચમક દમક શેને આભારી છે એ આપ જાણો છો? એક સિક્કા ની બીજી બાજુ અને કડવી વાસ્તવિકતા થી કદાચ આપ અજાણ હશો.
***યુ.એ.ઈ એટલે દુબઈ માં કબુતર ને ઝેરી દાણા નાખી ને મારી નાખવા માં આવે છે.ત્યાની સરકાર એવું વિચારે છે કે કબુતર અહી ની ઇમારત ને ખરાબ કરી નાખે છે....બિચારા શાંતિ પ્રિય કબુતર!!!
***આપણે અહી જેમ વંદા ઉધય મારવા માટે પેસ્ટ કન્ટ્રોલ નો વ્યવસાય છે એમજ યુ.એ.ઈ માં કબુતર મારવા માટે નો પણ વ્યવસાય ખુબ ચાલે છે.
***તમે ગમે ત્યારે દુબઈ બુર્જ ખલીફા ની મુલાકાત લો અને ફોટા પાડો ત્યારે આ વાત જરૂર મન માં રાખજો કે અહી ઘણા બધા કબુતર ના ભોગ લેવાયા બાદ આ ઇમારત ફોટા પાડવા ને લાયક બનાવવા માં આવી છે....સ્માઈલ પ્લીઝ!!!....

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व्यवसायिक
जगत में सबसे ज्यादा पतन हुआ है प्रेम का। हम इतने संवेदना हीन हो चुके
हैं कि सगे-संबंधियों से भी किसी लाभ की आशा में ही बात करते हैं। रिश्ते
अब प्रेम से नहीं, बैंक बैलेंस और सोशल स्टेटस देखकर तय किए जा रहे हैं।
ऐसे में कार्यस्थल पर अगर प्रेम ना हो तो आश्चर्य नहीं है।

कारपोरेट
भाषा में इसे प्रोफेशनल एटीट्यूड कहा जाता है। जहां सहयोगी से सिर्फ काम
का ही रिश्ता होता है। इस रिश्ते में अगर प्रेम का अंकुरण कर दिया जाए तो
संभव है कि काम का परिणाम उम्मीद से ज्यादा बेहतर आ सकता है। कई कंपनियां
अपने कर्मचारियों को सुविधाओं की बारिश में भिगो रही है लेकिन फिर भी
परिणाम दाएं-बाएं ही आ रहा है। सुविधाओं के साथ अगर आपसी संबंधों में प्रेम
भी बढ़ा लिया जाए तो फिर दफ्तर का काम सिर्फ नौकरी नहीं रह जाता, वो
कर्मचारी का अपना काम हो जाता है।

आपके साथ जो भी काम कर रहा है,
वो इंसान ही है। संवेदनाएं उसके स्वभाव में भी होंगी। आपको सिर्फ उन
संवेदनाओं का सम्मान ही तो करना है। प्रेम अपनेआप उपज जाएगा।

राम और
कृष्ण दोनों ही अवतार इस कला में माहिर थे। अपने सहयोगी के साथ प्रेम से
कैसे रहा जाए। हमारे द्वारा पूछा गया एक छोटा सा सवाल भी उसका दिल जीत सकता
है। रामचरित मानस के एक प्रसंग में चलते हैं। लंका पर कूच करने के लिए
वानरों की सेना तैयार है। सहयोग का वचन सिर्फ सुग्रीव ने दिया था। वानरसेना
सुग्रीव की आज्ञा से आयी थी। ये उनके लिए एक नौकरी की तरह ही था। लेकिन जब
वानर सेना राम के सामने खड़ी हुई तो यहां तुलसीदासजी ने लिखा है अस कपि एक
न सेना माहीं, राम कुसल जेहीं पूछी नाहीं।।

अर्थ है कि सेना में एक
भी वानर नहीं था जिसकी राम ने व्यक्तिगत रूप से कुशल ना पूछी हो। राम ने
इतनी बड़ी वानर सेना में एक-एक वानर से उसका हालचाल पूछा। यहीं से वानरों
में राम के प्रति आस्था जागी। ऐसे राजा कम ही होते हैं जो अपने अदने से
कर्मचारी से कभी उसका हालचाल पूछते हों। राम के इसी गुण ने वानरों में इस
युद्ध के लिए व्यक्तिगत लड़ाई का भाव भर दिया।

भाइयो और बहनओ में आपको इस्लाम के बारे में कुछ बताना चाहता जो मैंने सर्च किया है कुरआन की बुक से कुछ लोगो को गलत जानकरे है इसके बारे में जिसे में कलेसर करना चाहता हु

 मुझे समझ में नाहे आ रहा अहि की ये सरे बात आपको कहा से पता चलते है कुछ लोग है जो बिना इस्लाम और कुरआन को जाने बगेर कुछ भी पोस्ट कर देते है वो सब एक दम गलत है वो लोग उस में जुड और टोड मरोड़ कर उन बातो बताते है अगर आपको जिहाद और कुरान के बारे में पता करना है तो आप सहे बुक को देख कर पता कर सकते है मेरे रेकुएस्ट है आप से की आपको कोई भी न्यूज़ मिले तो पहले उसे सर्च करे फ्हिर उसे पोस्ट करे

जिहाद इ K अरबीक वर्ड है जिसका मेअनिंग है STRUGGLe TO SOMETHING,OR CONTINIOUS STRUGGLE...OR CONTINIOUS STRUGGLE AGAINST OUR BAD HABITS OR SINS...

इसको 2 CATEGORY में डिविडे किया गया है ..
1-जिहादे अकबरी
2- जिहादे असगरी

1-पहेले जिहाद का मतलब है अपनी इस्द्रियो को वास में करना अपने अंदर सभी बुरैयो को खतम करना अपने अंदर सरे इच्छाओ को समाप्त करना पहले आपको जिहाद को जीतना है तब जिहाद करना है ,जिहाद का मतलब अओरतो पैर अत्याचार करना नाहे है बल्कि उनको रोकना जिहाद है जो मुसलमान ओरतो पैर हात उठता है वह गुहागर है ........

2- जिहादे असगरी का मतलब है KI आप अपने समाज अपने देश और अपनी DUNIYA में मौजूद जितने भी बुरे लोग जो लोगो का कतल करते है उन्हें मरते है उनसे बलात्कार करते है न्मसूम लोगो को परेशां करते है उन लोगो के खिलाफ जिहाद करो जो ये सब कर रहे है चाहे वो किसे भी धरम का हो उसे रोकना जिहाद है...........
और आप जिस बुरे आदमे कइ खिलाफ जिहाद कर रहे है पहले उसे एक मुका देना छायाए की वो सुदर जाये वो अगर नाहे मानता है तो उसके खिलाफ जिहाद करना चयेये.....और एक बात जिहाद में बच्चो ,भोदो और अओरतो पैर जुर्म करना हरम है ....अगर कोई एसा करता है तो उसे क़त्ल कर देना चयेये
.....

एक EXAMPLE देना चाहुगा भगबत गीता से "जब महाभारत में अर्जुन अपने भाइयो के सामने हात्यर नीचे रख दिए तो भगवन श्री क्रिसन ने कहा था की अर्जुन कैसे बात कर रहे हो क्या तुम "नपुसक" हो गये हो तुम तो छत्रिय हो तुम्हारा धरम है पापियों को समाप्त करना क्या हुआ अगर ये तुम्हारे भाई है अगर तुम एस यूध में विजय हुए तो ये राज पात सब तुम्हारा होगा और तुम वीरगति को प्राप्त हो जाओगे और स्वर्ग में तुम्हारे लिए उचा स्थान होगा ...जहा तुम आराम कर सकोगे ........तो ये भी एक जिहाद था जो अर्जुन ने अपने भाइयो(पांड्वो) के लिए किया था......

आशा करता हु आप सभी को मेरे बात समज आ गए होगे ....जो TERRORIST करते है वो जिहाद नाहे कत्ले आम है और इसकी इस्लाम में कोई जगह नाहे है...
मेरे कहने का तात्पर्य केवल यह की आप किसे भी पोस्ट को करने से पहले उसकी सचाई को जानना जरुरे है .....चाहे वो किसे भी धरम का हो ......................................................................धन्यवाद .

"भारत फिर से जगत गुरु कहलायेगा"

"भारत फिर से जगत गुरु कहलायेगा"

1.इस धू - धू जल रहे विश्व को यदि कोई शांत कर सकता है, तो वो सिर्फ अध्यात्म की फुहारे "अध्यात्म" का अर्थ होता है, आत्मा को जान लेना, जब तक आत्मा का दर्शन नही हुआ तब तक मत समझ लेना की आप आध्यात्मिक हो गये, आज के इस विश्व को जगत गुरु की आवश्यकता है, जगतगुरु का अर्थ जो बिना किसी कसौटी के आपके भीतर आत्मा का दर्शन करवा दे, जिसका आकर ज्योति है, और उस ज्योति से एकाकार करवा दे वही जगतगुरु है,
2.तुम, संघर्श का मैदान छोड़ कर मत भागो, असफलता एक चुनौती है, इसे स्वीकार करो,
क्या कमी रह गई, देखो और सुधार करो, जब तक न सफल हो, नींद चैन को त्यागो
कुछ किये बिना ही जय जय कार नहीं होती, कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं,होती और कोशिश ऐसी की जन जन के भीतर (इश्वर क्रांति) लानी होगी जो एक पूर्ण ब्रहमनिष्ट, जो पर ब्रह्मा में निष्नात हो वही ला सकते है इसी लिए मानव को "शांति" और विश्व में "आध्यात्म क्रांति" की जरूरत है.
3.भारत की सभ्यता और संस्कृति संसार की प्राचीनतम सभ्यताओं में गिनी जाती है, यहाँ की कला, ज्ञान-विज्ञान, आयुर्वेद संसार के प्रकाशदाता रहे हैं ! हमारे देश का इतिहास गौरवमय है आज आपसी संघर्ष के कारण देश बिखराव के कगार पर खड़ा है परंतु यदि हम मन में देशप्रेम का निश्चय करके यही सोचें जियें तो सदा इसी के लिए ,यही अभिमान रहे, यह हर्ष निछावर कर दें हम सर्वस्व, हमारा प्यारा भारतवर्ष.
4.पूरे विश्व के मानचित्र पर भारत एकमात्र ऐसा देश है जहाँ प्रकृति ने अपने खुले दामन से अपनी मनमोहक सम्पदा का विरासत प्रदान किया है जहाँ, हिमालय की अदभुत सौन्दर्यता, मनोरम नदी-घटिया, रेट से तपते रेगिस्तान, समुद्र का किनारा तथा एतिहासिक कलाकृत्यों से भरी विरासत हमारे देस की शान और पहचान है ! भारत ही एकमात्र देश है जहाँ के हर प्रान्त की अपनी अलग रंग तथा पहचान लेकिन उनमे इतनी विवधताओ के बावजूद भी एकता !
5.एक राष्ट्र्‌ में विविधता स्वाभाविक है, पर उसमें विघटन न होकर संगठन होना चाहिए। संगठन ही राष्ट्र की शक्ति है। ऋग्वेद के संगठन सूक्त में संदेश है-
संगच्छध्वं सं वदध्वं सं वो मनांसि जानताम्‌।
देवा भागं यथा पूर्वे संजानाना उपासते।। ऋग्वेद 12/191.4
6.भारत हमेशा से बड़े बड़े योद्धाओ,ऋषि,मुनियों की तपोभूमि हैं
संस्कृति,संस्कार,यहाँ के लोगों के विचार,आचरण ही भारत की पहचान हैं!
मगर आज की दशा देखें तो भारतवासी ही भारत की बुराई करते नज़र आते हैं! आज
भारतियों की दशा और दिशा दोनों ही गलत हैं इसीलिए भारत में अब पहले जैसी वो
शांति,ज्ञान, एकता और प्रेम नहीं रहा! भारत को पहले जैसा बनाने के लिए... खुद
हमें ही बदलना होगा और बदलाव की सिर्फ १ मात्र औषधि हैं "
ब्रह्मज्ञान"..!
7.और भी आसमा है इस जहान से आगे, और भी मंजिले है इस मंजिल से आगे, और भी महोब्बत है इस महोब्बत से आगे, और भी हम है इस "मै" से आगे, और भी चाहत है मेरे इश्क से आगे, और भी देश है मेरे देश से आगे, लेकिन मेरा देश है इन सब से आगे, क्योकि मेरे देश में संस्कार है, अध्यातम है, गरिमा है, शहादत है, मानवता है, क्षमा है, इसी लिए मेरा भारत महान है....मेरा भारत विश्व-गुरु है... जगत-गुरु है
8.यूनान-मिस्र-रोम, सब मिट गए जहाँ से
अब तक मगर है बाकी, नाम-ओ-निशाँ हमारा......
कुछ बात है कि हस्ती मिटती नहीं हमारी.............
सदियों रहा है दुश्मन, दौर-ए-जहाँ हमारा......
9."100 बुझे हुए दीपक भी मिल कर एक दीपक को रोशन नहीं कर सकते,, परन्तु केवल एक जलता दीपक 100 क्या 10000000 बुझे हुए दीपक रोशन कर सकता है "
10.भारतीय होने पर गर्व करने के लिए हमें प्रेरित होने के लिए फिल्मों या प्रेरणा से भरी हुई देशभक्ति कविताओं की ज़रूरत पड़ती है. आज देश की हालत के लिए हम चाहे किसी को भी जिम्मेदार ठहरा दें, पर हमारा अंतर्मन इस बात को स्वीकारता है की हम अपने देश की... आत्मा से कहीं दूर निकल गए है. इस तरह अपनी मात्रभूमि के एहसास से दूर होने की वजह कुछ भी हो, परन्तु आत्मीयता से अपने राष्ट्र कि समस्याओं को सुलझाने के बारे में सोचने का कहीं किसी के पास वक़्त नहीं है, सारे जहां से अच्छा हिन्दोस्तान हमारा" ये बोल जब हमारे कानों में पड़ते हैं तो हमारा रोम रोम भारतीय होने के गौरव से महक उठता है लेकिन भारत को पुन: फिर से जगत गुरु की उपाधि से नवाजा जायेगा, तभी यहाँ इंसान दूसरे के दर्द को समझ सकता है, और ये केवल ब्रह्मज्ञान (इश्वर दर्शन) द्वारा सम्भव है.
11.आज का मनुष्य बाहयाडंबर और माया के भंवरजाल में फंसकर शांति की खोज में छटपटा रहा है, चारों ओर के तनावों से ग्रस्त मानव समाज की शांतिसुख का एकमात्र मार्ग अध्यात्म और प्रभुचरण ही है, जो मानवमात्र को सच्चा इंसान बनाकर धरती को मुदमंगलमयी बनाने की प्रेरणा देता है, भारत की पहचान जगतगुरु के ज्ञान (इश्वर दर्शन) से होती है, जिसमें सामान्य पाठक भी सहज ही गोता लगाकर अपना और समस्त विश्व का कल्याण करने में सफल हो सकता है.
12.एक जहान सबसे प्यारा,एक घर सबसे न्यारा,
हिन्दुस्तान है नाम जिसका, जिसमे रहता हर वो सितारा,
यहाँ पूजे जाते सब धरम - अल्लाह, ईसा, नानक या हो राम,
आओ मिलकर करे इस पावन धरती को सलाम,
रोशन करे जगत गुरु (जो इश्वर दिखाने में सामर्थ हो ) से इस धरती का नाम....
13.एक बार फीर इन्कलाब लाना है ,
सोए हुए लहू को एक बार फीर जगाना है!
कौम नहीं अब मुल्क नहीं ,
इस बार पूरे विश्व को एक बनाना है !एक बार फीर इन्कलाब लाना है !
14.हमारा प्यारा देश ' विश्व गुरु ' रहा है ! यह देश ऋषि-मुनियों , धर्म-प्रवर्त्त्कों तथा महान कवियों का देश है ! यहाँ की कला , ज्ञान-विज्ञान , ज्योतिष , आयुर्वेद संसार के प्रकाशदाता रहे हैं ! त्याग हमारे देश का सदा से मूल-मंत्र रहा है ! जिसने त्याग किया , वह महान कहलाया ! बुद्ध , महावीर , दधीचि , रंतिदेव , राजा शिवी , रामकृष्ण परमहंस , महात्मा गाँधी इत्यादी महान विभूतियाँ इसका जीता-जगता प्रमाण हैं ! हमारे देश का इतिहास गौरवमय था, है और रहेगा.
15.सत्य की जिज्ञासा ऋषित्व का प्रथम लक्षण है। जिसे सत्य का साक्षात दर्शन हो जाए, वही ऋषि है। ज्ञान के उच्चतम बिन्दु तक पहुंच कर जो मानव कल्याण के लिए एक शिक्षक की तरह मार्गदर्शन देता है वही ऋषि है।
16.भारत ऋषि मुनियों का देश है। निरन्तर ध्यान, साधना, तप के माध्यम से वे मानव कल्याण का मार्ग खोजते रहे हैं। हमारे सारे धर्म ग्रन्थों में ऋषि-मुनियों से यही पूछा गया है कि ऐसा मार्ग बताइए जिससे मानव कल्याण का मार्ग सुगम हो। और ऋषि मुनियों ने कहीं कथा से, कहीं व्रत से, कहीं तप से कल्याण का मार्ग सुझाया है।

ભારત

*** વિશ્વના સૌથી શક્તિશાળી દેશોમાં ત્રીજા ક્રમે ( હવે બીજા ક્રમે આવવાનું છે) ગણાતું ભારત ભૂખમરા સાથે લડવાના મામલામાં ચીન જ નહી, પણ પડોશી દેશ પાકિસ્તાનની પણ પાછળ છે
*** આંતરરાષ્ટ્રીય ખાદ્ય નીતિ શોધ સંસ્થાન (આઈએફપીઆરઆઈ) દ્વારા જારી વૈશ્વિક ભૂખમરી સૂચકાંક, 2010માં ભારતનો 67મો ક્રમાંક છે. આ યાદીમાં ભારતનું સ્થાન ચીન અને પાકિસ્તાનથી પણ નીચે છે.
***84 દેશોની યાદીમાં ચીન 9મા સ્થાને અને પાકિસ્તાન 52મા સ્થાન પર છે અને ભારતનો 67મો ક્રમાંક છે
***લોકોના જીવ અને તંદુરસ્તી જોખમમાં મુકાઇ જાય તેવી ભેળસેળ માટે આપણે મશહૂર છીએ. અનાજ, તેલ, કરિયાણાં-મસાલા અથાણાંમાં એટલા મોટા પાયા પર સેળભેળ થતી હોય છે કે હવે તો આપઘાત કરવા માટે જરૂરી ઝેર પણ ચોખ્ખું મળતું નથી, તેવી રમૂજ થાય છે!
***ભારત સરકાર પોતાની બધી તાકાતથી ભૂખમરાનો સામનો કરશે અને લોકો માટે અનાજની પૂરતી વ્યવસ્થા કરવામાં આવશે તેવું વચન વડાપ્રધાને જાહેર માં આપ્યું હતું.
***કત્રિમ અછત ઊભી ન થાય તે માટે કાળાબજારિયા અને સંઘરાખોરો સામે સખત પગલાં ભરવા માટે મનમોહનસિંધે તમામ રાજય સરકારોને તાકીદ કરી છે કારણ કે ભારત સરકાર જાતે આવા પગલાં ભરી શકે તેમ નથી.
*** સંઘરાખોરી ને સજાથી કે કાયદાથી અટકાવી શકી નથી કાળાબજારિયાઓને ફાંસીએ લટકાવવાની ઘોષણા જવાહરલાલ નેહરુએ ૧૯૪૯માં કરેલી. ભારત સરકાર પાસે છલકાઇ રહેલા અનાજના ગોદામો છે.
*** જનપોષણ માટે ભારતીય ચિંતન

કબીર કહે કમાલ કુ, દો બાતા સીખ લે,
કર સાહેબકી બંદગી ઔર ભૂખે કો અન્ન દે. - સંત કબીરજી

ભગવાનને જોડેલા બે હાથ કરતાં ગરીબોને મદદ માટે લંબાવેલો એક હાથ શ્રેષ્ઠ છે. - સ્વામી વિવેકાનંદ

જ્યાં ટુકડો, ત્યાં પ્રભુ ઢૂકડો. - પૂ. જલારામ બાપા

ભજન કરો અને ભોજન કરાવો. - પૂ. ડોંગરેજી મહારાજ

અન્નદાન એ શ્રેષ્ઠ દાન છે. - ભારતીય સંસ્કૃતિ

अजब है शख्स वो, हर शय से रिश्ता तोड़ देता है.

अजब है शख्स वो, हर शय से रिश्ता तोड़ देता है.
न सूरत गर लगे अच्छी तो शीशा तोड़ देता है.

बहुत लड़ता है वो जी-जान से पहले पहल यारों,
मगर जब हार जाता है, खिलौना तोड़ देता है.

मैं जाने क्या समझ कर, उससे वादा रोज़ लेता हूँ,
वो जाने क्या समझ कर रोज़ वादा तोड़ देता है.

तुम्हारी रेशमी पलकों पे इक ठहरा हुआ आंसू,
मेरा इस जिंदगी भर का भरोसा तोड़ देता है.

टहलता हूँ मैं ख्वाबों के महल में जब कभी यारों,
कोई संगे हकीक़त मेरा सपना तोड़ देता है.

बहुत है तंज़ में ताक़त, बहुत रुसवाई में है दम,
यहाँ अच्छे-भलों को भी ज़माना तोड़ देता है.

बसी है जिंदगी इसमें अगर है क़ैद में पानी,
कहर बनता है जब भी वो, मुहाना तोड़ देता है.

बहुत गम बाँटे ...बहुत खुशियाँ पाई हैं...

बहुत गम बाँटे ...बहुत खुशियाँ पाई हैं...
अजब सी फ़ितरत है मेरी ...
हर एक तन्हाई पर हज़ारों महफिले सजाई हैं..
अब बहुत हुआ...

चलो कुछ पल खुद के ही संग बस गुज़ारें जाए ...
चलो फिर तन्हाइओ से ख़तम करूँ बेरूख़ी,
कुछ गमों को भी गले से लगाया जाए....

बहुत सोदे कर चुका अपने जसबतो के सरे-बज्म ...
चलो कुछ अश्क उनकी यादों से लिपटे रख लूँ दिल मे ही...
ज़रूरी तो नही हर एक अनमोल लम्हे की कीमत लगाई जाए,

कुछ ख़यालों को
पॅल्को के ही किसी कोने मे जनन्त मिले तो क्या बुरा है?
ज़रूरी तो ऩही
हर ख्वाब को हक़िकत की तपिश मे आजमाया जाए...

फूल मुरझा जाते हैं, काटे हैं सदा बहार...
जो क्या हुआ कुछ चुभते हैं,
जो रहे साथ ता उम्र चलो उसी से दिल लगाया जाए..

वक़्त तेरी ये अदा मैं आज तक समझा नहीं

वक़्त तेरी ये अदा मैं आज तक समझा नहीं
मेरी दुनिया क्यूँ बदल दी ,मुझको क्यूँ बदला नहीं

इस नतीजे पर पहुँचने में बड़ी मुद्दत लगी
तुझसे अछे तो बहुत हैं ,पर कोई तुझ सा नहीं

दूर जाती एक परछाई ,हवा में हिलता हाथ
जुदाई का वो मंज़र मैं अभी तक भुला नहीं

फिर मुझे क्यूँ लग रहा है ,ये मंजिल दूर है
इस सफ़र में सच यही है ,मैं कहीं ठहरा नहीं

एक नए अंदाज़ से होगी बसर अब ज़िन्दगी
मेरे हिस्से की ज़मीन पर आस्मां -साया नहीं

अजब है शख्स वो

अजब है शख्स वो, हर शय से रिश्ता तोड़ देता है.
न सूरत गर लगे अच्छी तो शीशा तोड़ देता है.

बहुत लड़ता है वो जी-जान से पहले पहल यारों,
मगर जब हार जाता है, खिलौना तोड़ देता है.

मैं जाने क्या समझ कर, उससे वादा रोज़ लेता हूँ,
वो जाने क्या समझ कर रोज़ वादा तोड़ देता है.

तुम्हारी रेशमी पलकों पे इक ठहरा हुआ आंसू,
मेरा इस जिंदगी भर का भरोसा तोड़ देता है.

टहलता हूँ मैं ख्वाबों के महल में जब कभी यारों,
कोई संगे हकीक़त मेरा सपना तोड़ देता है.

बहुत है तंज़ में ताक़त, बहुत रुसवाई में है दम,
यहाँ अच्छे-भलों को भी ज़माना तोड़ देता है.

बसी है जिंदगी इसमें अगर है क़ैद में पानी,
कहर बनता है जब भी वो, मुहाना तोड़ देता है.

10 top Pages tips and tricks

In Depth: Work smarter and quicker with Apple iWork's Pages
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If you are working on a long document, the Table of Contents function helps you keep things organised



Pages is Apple's word processing and page layout app, part of the iWork productivity suite for the Mac.

It's extremely easy to use but is also very powerful - here's our list of useful tips and tricks to help you get more from Pages.

1. Tables of Contents (TOCs)

Tables of Contents are useful for longer documents, and so easy to do.

First, make sure you use defined paragraph styles for your headings. Now place the insertion point where you want it to be added, then use the Insert > Table of Contents command. This displays the TOC tab in the Document Inspector, and you check the box next to each heading style you want the TOC to include.



If you check the 'Make page numbers links' box below, you can click on a page number in the TOC to go straight to that heading. This works both in Page and exported PDF version files.

2. Alignment guides and preferences



The automatic Alignment Guides are really useful for lining up any objects you add to your documents and 'snapping' them into position. However, they can sometimes be distracting and get in the way, especially when you're trying to position an object very precisely.

But they are easy to get rid of, all you have to do is hold down Command as you drag them and this will temporarily disable them, leaving you to get on with your work.

3. Paste while preserving formatting



Sometimes you'll want to paste in text or numbers from a web page, an email or another document, but the original text formatting (font, size, colour and so on) will be used, which means you may then have to re-style the text.

The solution is not to use the usual Command+V 'Paste' shortcut, but use Shift+Option+Command+V instead. This matches the new text to the existing style at the insertion point.

4. Option-click tab to bring up multiple inspectors



While the Pages Inspector doesn't actually take up that much space on your screen, it does a huge amount of work, and so it can get really tiresome having to continually swap from one tab to another.

But if you Option-click on a tab icon instead, you'll see that it opens up a brand new Inspector window. You'll soon find that having a couple of your most-used Inspectors open at the same time will save a lot of clicking.

5. Outline mode



Outlines are really useful for planning and organising documents, and here's not one but three outlining mini-tips.

First, you can save a lot of manual formatting by choosing a suitable Outline Template. Second, there's a button on the toolbar for reducing images to unobtrusive thumbnails. Third, there's another button that curtails long paragraphs into a single line.

6. Password protection




There are lots of reasons why you might want to password-protect your documents, such as you are using a shared computer or you are working with sensitive information.

If you take a look at the bottom of the Document Inspector you'll see a 'Require password to open' checkbox. You can choose your own password, or let Pages suggest one for you – and you can type in a hint in case you forget your own password. Duh!

7. Word counts



If you're asked to write an essay, a report or a magazine article, you're probably going to be given a word count. So how do you know how many you've written?

Take a look at the bottom of the window – the status bar shows you how many words there are in the document and, if you select some text, how many there are in the selection too.

8. Sections and Word Processing



Sections are a great way to split up and logically organise long Word Processing documents and make them manageable.

Each section can be moved around in the document by dragging its page thumbnail (outlined in yellow in the page thumbnail panel here). You can use different page numbering, headers and footers and column layouts for each section.

9. Tables can be spreadsheets



The tables you add needn't just be boxes with words in. They can be used as mini-spreadsheets too, thanks to the functions in the Table Inspector. Format cells to contain dates or currency values, for example, and add a footer row to total up a column of figures.

10. Two Up page display



When you're working on Page Layout documents, it can be useful to view facing pages side by side. But don't use the Two Up option on the pop-up page view menu at the bottom left of the screen.

This is the wrong way to go about it because it will put the first (front) page of the document on the left and the first inside page on the right, and all the pages will be out of sync.

Instead, click the 'Facing Pages' box in the Document Inspector. This will put the first page on the right and will display page thumbnails as 'spreads'.

A List of Run Commands for Windows 7

Add/Remove Programs = appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools = control admintools
Authorization Manager= azman.msc "New"

Calculator = calc
Certificate Manager = certmgr.msc
Character Map = charmap
Check Disk Utility = chkdsk
Control Panel = control "New"
Command Prompt = cmd.exe
Component Services = dcomcnfg
Computer Management = compmgmt.msc = CompMgmtLauncher "New"

Date and Time Properties = timedate.cpl
Downloads = Downloads "New"
Device Manager = devmgmt.msc
Direct X Troubleshooter = dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility = cleanmgr
Defragment User Interface = dfrgui "New"
Ditilizer Calibration Tool = tabcal "New"
Disk Management = diskmgmt.msc
Disk Parmelonion Manager = diskpart
Display Properties = control desktop or desk.cpl
DPI Scaling = dpiscaling "New"
Driver Package Installer = dpinst "New"
Driver Verifier Utility = verifier or /reset
DVD Player = dvdplay "New"

Encryption File System = rekeywiz "New"
Event Viewer = eventvwr.msc

Fax Cover Sheet Editor = fxscover "New"
File Signature Verification Tool = sigverif
Folders Properties = control folders
Fonts = control fonts
Free Cell Card Game = freecell

Group Policy Editor = gpedit.msc

Internet Explorer = iexplore
Iexpress Wizard = iexpress
Internet Properties = inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration = ipconfig.exe
iSCSI Initiator = iscsicpl "New"

Keyboard Properties = control keyboard

Libraries = explorer or Windows key + E
Local Security Settings = secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups = lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows = logoff

Microsoft Support Diagnostic Tool = msdt "New"
Microsoft Paint = mspaint.exe
Mouse Properties = control mouse
Mouse Properties = main.cpl
Mobility Center (only on mobile) = mblctr or Windows key + X
Network Connections = control netconnections
Network Connections = ncpa.cpl
Notepad = notepad

ODBC Data Source Administrator = odbcad32 "New"
Optional Features Manager = optionalfeatures "New"
On Screen Keyboard = osk or Windows key + U

Performance Monitor = perfmon.msc
Phone and Modem Options = telephon.cpl
Power Configuration = powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes = control printers
Printer Migration = PrintBrmUi "New"
Private Character Editor = eudcedit

Regional Settings = intl.cpl
Registry Editor = regedit.exe
Remote Assistance = msra "New"
Remote Desktop = mstsc
Resultant Set of Policy = rsop.msc

Scheduled Tasks = control schedtasks
Security Center = wscui.cpl
Services = services.msc
Shared Folders/MMC = fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows = shutdown
Snipping Tool = snippingtool "New"
Sounds and Audio = mmsys.cpl
Sound Recorder = soundrecorder "New"
Sound Volume = sndvol "New"
Spider Solitare Card Game = spider
SQL Client Configuration = cliconfg
Stored User Names and Passwords = credwiz "New"
Sticky Note = StikyNot "New"
System Configuration Editor = sysedit
System Configuration Utility = msconfig
System File Checker Utility = sfc
System Information = msinfo32
System Properties = sysdm.cpl or Windows key + Pause/Break
System Restore = rstrui.exe

Task Manager = taskmgr
Trusted Platform Module = TpmInit "New"

Utility Manager = utilman
User Accounts = netplwiz or control userpasswords2

Windows Activation = slui "New"
Windows Backup Utility = sdclt "New"
Windows Fax and Scan = wfs "New"
Windows Firewall = firewall.cpl
Windows Firewall with Advanced Security = wf.msc "New"
Windows Image Acquisition = wiaacmgr "New"
Windows Media Player = wmplayer
Windows Magnifier = magnify
Windows Management Infrastructure = wmimgmt.msc
Windows Update App Manager = wuapp "New"
Windows Standalong Update Manager = wusa "New'
Windows System Security Tool = syskey
Windows Share Creation Wizard = shrpubw "New"
Wordpad = write

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If it is a question about your hardware, the following checklist might help you.

1) This may seem too obvious to be worth mentioning but occasionally, in our frustration, we ignore the obvious. Is the hardware powering on? If not, have you checked to make sure that the power cord is attached firmly to the hardware? Have you tried plugging the hardware into another outlet? Also let us know if it is powering on briefly and then powering itself off.

2) If it is about an external piece of hardware (an external drive, etc.) please provide us with the manufacturer and model number of the hardware, as well as how old the hardware is.

3) If it is powering on, are you getting an error message? If so, what does the error message say? A couple easy ways to record error messages can be found here, or here.

Are you getting a blue screen of death (BSOD) on your computer?



If so, please provide us with the type of error (highlighted above) and the stop code (highlighted below).

4) If it is a question about your computer system, please provide as much information as you can about your system. Most of this information can be found by going to Start>Control Panel>System. This information can also be accessed by holding the Windows key and hitting the Pause key (Win+Pause).



The key pieces of information here are which Windows edition you are running (highlighted above) and the amount of RAM (system memory) in your system. If you are running Windows ME or have less than 2 GB of RAM, that could be your problem (highlighted below).

The other key piece of information, available hard drive space, can be found by going to Start>Computer (in this example, there is 134 GB free). If your view isn’t displayed like this, click on the View button in the menu and select Tiles. If you’re using Windows 7, you may not see a View button. If that’s the case, hit the Alt key and the menu will appear.



5) If the question is about software other than Windows, please provide us with the name and version build of your software. This can be found by opening the software, and then going to Help>About.


If the software is malfunctioning in some way, please let us know specifically what it is doing or not doing and include any error messages that you are receiving.

Internet Explorer Shortcuts

F1 – Help.
F3 – Toggle on/off search panel.
F4 – Pull down address bar.
F5 – Refresh current page.
F6 -Move focus to address bar.
F11 – Toggle on/off full-screen mode
Alt + (Left Arrow) – Go back on history (same as Backspace).
Alt + (Right Arrow) – Go forward on history.
Ctrl + A – Select All.
Ctrl + C – Copy Selected.
Ctrl + E – Search panel.
Ctrl + F – Find (on page).
Ctrl + H – Toggle History panel.
Ctrl + I – Toggle Favorites panel.
Ctrl + L – Open a File.
Ctrl + N – Open New browser window.
Ctrl + P – Print current page.
Ctrl + R – Refresh. Same as F5.
Esc – Stop (while page is loading).
Ctrl + D – Add the current page to Favorites.
Double-click (on a word) – Select the word.
Triple-click (on a word) – Select entire line.
Wheel click – Activate the Smooth scrolling
Hold Ctrl + Scroll Wheel forward – Increase font size
Hold Ctrl + Scroll Wheel backward – Decrease font size
Click one point then hold down Shift and then click another – Create a selection from the two points

Have fun!

Five Advanced Google Search Operators

Like many others, I use Google for searches, but it’s often difficult to find a result among the thousands of returns. Are there any ways to add more focus to a Google search?

Five Advanced Google Operators

We all use Google (well the majority of us do) more or less every time we sit down at our computer or browse the net on our phones. For many it’s an involuntary action, using Google as a step to finding sites they visit every day, after all, it’s much easier and quicker to type ‘Facebook’ into Google and click the top result than to manually type the full www address into the address bar.

But what about those times when you want to use Google to actually find something new? Sure, typing keywords into the search box is the obvious place to start, but if you want to be more specific and drill down into the results, there is also the option to append your search queries and keywords with operators that will filter the results more to what you want to see.

Here are 5 operators you may find useful when researching information on Google and don’t worry they’re not as technical or complicated as they sound!

1 The site: command



This command allows you to specify one particular site that you would like to search. So for the query above, we have specified the www.worldstart.com site and by appending the search string with ‘tips’ we will get results that are just from this site and only mention tips.

2 The inurl:command

This is a great command if you want to search a particular type of site, for example if you wanted to search for computing resources on educational domains you could use a query such as:



3 The define:command

This operator does exactly what it says, which is to define a term. If there is a word or service you’re not sure about, let Google offer you some suggested definitions from the web pages in its index.



4 The intext: command

The intext: operator is for those times when you want to find a specific phrase in the text of a website. Useful for searching for author’s names, or for very specific information about a particular subject. With this operator, Google will only return pages that have that exact phrase in the text of the site.



The above query returns results soup recipes, but only those that have the word ‘chicken’ in them.

5 The Convert operator (Not strictly an operator, but pretty cool all the same!)

Finally, this last one is more of a useful tool you may not know about than a useful operator for information retrieval. The ‘convert’ function will convert currency and give a result at the top of the search results. For example:



Hopefully these tips have opened up an area of search you never knew existed and possibly stoked the fires of curiosity with regards to what else can be achieved. Have fun combining operators and one final tip, if there is a query you find useful, make sure you save it as chances are you will be able to make use of it again.

Create a Distribution List in Outlook

Benson in Austin TX asks:

I am organizing a class reunion. In the next 3 months, I’ll accumulate at least 200 new email addresses that I’ll use only once or twice. I use Outlook and don’t want it to conflict with my regular personal/business address book? Is there a way to do this?

Benson, the easiest way is to create a new distribution list in your address book. You didn’t mention which version of Outlook you’re using, and the methods for creating distribution lists are apparently at least slightly different in each version. These instructions are for Outlook 2007.

In Outlook, click on File and point to New. Click on Distribution List in the submenu.



This will bring up the Distribution List dialog box, where you can name the list and begin adding addresses. If there are people in your existing address book you’d like to add, just click the Select Members button, if you want to add new addresses, click the Add New button.



When you’re done, click Save and Close in the upper left corner. To access this address book, just click on the Address Book button on the Outlook toolbar and the new distribution list will appear in bold in your Address Book Contacts list. Just double click to open it, and names can be added or information edited from there.



When this Distribution List is no longer needed, double click on it, just as you would to add or edit names, and click the Delete button. It will then disappear from your address book.

And your Address Book is the same as it was before the reunion.

Disabling a Laptop Touchpad

 Most laptops or notebooks come with a built-in touchpad (or mouse pad). Touchpads are great for portability; you can use it to operate the laptop from anywhere – without having to use an external USB mouse.

However, most computer users prefer using an external mouse over the default touchpad. This is because an external mouse is easy to grip, can be used faster and it’s much more comfortable for prolonged computing hours at the office. If you work for more than 3 hours a day on your laptop, it’s advised to use an external mouse to avoid finger and palm strain.

One of the common annoyances of using an external USB mouse, is when your fingers accidentally slip into the laptop’s touchpad, while you are typing a document. Suddenly the cursor disappears to an unknown location in the document, which destroys the arrangement of earlier paragraphs.

In this article, we will discuss two simple ways to avoid such accidental typing errors.

Disable Your Laptop’s Touchpad from Window’s Control Panel

If you always use an external USB mouse, consider disabling the laptop’s touchpad completely through the Control Panel. When the touchpad is completely disabled, the mouse cursor will not be accidentally misplaced when your hand, palm or any of the fingers slip in the touchpad zone.

The following are the steps involved in disabling the touchpad from the Control Panel:

1. Click the Start Menu and choose Control Panel



2. When the Control Panel window opens, click the Mouse link. You may have to change the view to Small icons (upper right corner) to reveal the Mouse link.



3. This will open a small explorer window with different settings for adjusting your mouse, adjusting mouse pointer options, and configuring the hardware drivers associated with your laptop.

Under the Device Settings tab, you will see the option to disable your laptop’s touchpad completely.



That’s it, the touchpad has been turned off from the Control Panel, and you will never encounter any more typing errors when your fingers wander into the touchpad zone.

Disable Touchpad Only When You Are Typing Something

If you do not want to entirely disable the laptop’s touchpad, but want it to automatically turn off while you are writing something, here is a software program which will be immensely useful.

1. Go to the TouchFreeze website and download TouchFreeze-1.0.2.msi on your computer. Hit the Download link and choose Save file in the target window. The software is a free download, available at code.google.com



If you are using Internet Explorer or an older browser, you may have to right click the download link and choose Save target as.



2. This will save a tiny Windows installer package called Touchfreeze.msi (~251KB) in your computer’s Downloads folder.

3. When the file download is complete, double click the TouchFreeze.msi setup and install the program on your computer. The installation is pretty straightforward; all you have to do is follow the instructions of the installation wizard.



4. When the installation is complete, click Start and type TouchFreeze in the search box. Run the program and you are done.



5. Once the program is loaded, it keeps running in the background and automatically disables your laptop’s touchpad whenever you are typing something. Stop typing and the touchpad comes to life again. Sweet!

6. You can also right click the Touchfreeze icon in your Windows system tray and choose Load at System Startup. This will run the program whenever you restart the computer, so you won’t have to run the program manually over and over again.

There are other ways to deal with your laptop’s touchpad; for example, disabling the BIOS settings or unloading the drivers. But the above two methods work just fine and don’t require you to uninstall the drivers, or go through complicated BIOS setups, just to avoid unnecessary typing errors. Give this a try !

Regular PC Maintenance Tips

I like to perform monthly maintenance on my PCs and I’d like some advice from you regarding getting this task done? I’m using windows Vista and 7. I already clear temp files, cookies, and other basic items.

Juan, maintaining your computer is like maintaining a car. The more you look after it, the better it will run. Here are some tips on what you can do on a monthly basis to help make sure that your PC runs smoothly and stays in good shape.

1. Run Maintenance Tasks: A good place to start is with the built-in tools that Windows has for cleaning up your system. In Vista and Windows 7 you can run maintenance tasks to do just this. In Windows 7 click Start > Control Panel > Find and Fix Problems.



Now click Run maintenance tasks under the System and Security submenu.



Click Next on the following screen and Windows will start scanning your computer for any disc errors, missing shortcuts, and other such oddities. By default, it will autofix these errors unless it requires any additional actions by the user, such as a reboot.

2. Disk Cleanup: As Windows goes through its daily business, it creates and stores a lot of junk files, temporary files, thumbnails and other such things that over time will take up space and slow down your computer. Clean them up with the Windows Disk Cleanup tool. You can find it by going to the Start menu, clicking All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Disk Cleanup. You can also access Disk Cleanup by holding the Windows key and hitting the R key (Win+R). In the Run box that appears, type cleanmgr. Once you run this handy tool, Windows will look to see how much free space it can clean up for you and present its findings for you in a short report, (see below).



Another great free tool that achieves promises to find all the same files, and more, is the excellent CCleaner from Piriform.

3. Clean the Registry: The files stored in the Windows registry also need cleaning up from time to time, so maintaining a clean and organized registry is an important part of keeping your computer running smoothly. Take a look at the Registry Cleaner in the Worldstart Store, or try the Wise Registry Cleaner and your computer’s registry will soon be optimized for all the work it needs to do.

4. Defragment: When you defragment your hard drive you are asking Windows to reorganize the contents of drive so that it uses less space and stores files more efficiently. This can speed up your computer and help your programs to run more smoothly. XP, Vista, and Windows 7 have built-in defragmentation tools and you can access them by going to Start > All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Disk Defragmenter. In Vista and Windows 7, you can also access the Disk Defragmenter through Run (Win+R). In the Run box that appears, type dfrgui



To see if your hard drive is in need of defragmenting, click Analyze disk and Windows will run a short diagnostic scan. Once it is finished scanning the disk, you will see how fragmented it is in terms of a percentage, (with 0% being the optimal score). Anything over 5% is probably worth defragmenting. You can even set up a schedule so that Windows does all the hard work for you. Simply click Configure schedule to set up a time that suits you.

5. Windows Update: The various patches and updates that Microsoft releases for its operating systems are intended to improve security and performance. As such, it is important to keep up to date with as many of these as you can. Most PCs are configured to do this automatically, but you can do a manual check for updates at any time by going to the Start menu, clicking All Programs, and then selecting Windows Update.



Click Check for Updates on the left hand side of the window to see what is available for your computer. To set up a schedule that will download and install updates for you, click Change settings and tweak the preferences to your liking.



6. Spyware/Antivirus Scans: The last sure fire way of making sure your computer is in the best shape it can be is to check that you are up to date with antivirus and spyware scans. Malware is a common problem today and something that will definitely stop your PC from operating at its peak performance. However, there are a plethora of great software solutions out there that can clean your computer quickly and efficiently. A full list of compatible products can be found if you read this amazing Worldstart article by Lori Cline.

While this might seem like a long list of tasks to complete, many of them are quick to accomplish, and others can be scheduled to run automatically in the background. Together, they are a great way to make sure that your PC is all it can be. Good luck with your maintenance!

Finding the Run Command in Vista

When I had Windows XP, there was a Run line under the Start Menu. Now I have Vista, and there isn’t one! Why did they get rid of it? Where do I go to type commands in?

Hi, Anthony! Thanks for writing; this is an awesome question!

Here’s an awesome answer: Vista didn’t get rid of the Run line. Second, it’s no problem getting it back when it’s not there. (Do you feel better now?)

Let me add something here: Whenever you need the Run line, just hit Win + R and that will always bring it up. It might be worth remembering if you’re a keyboard person. If you’re not, here’s how to get it back under the Start Menu where it belongs.

First, right-click on your Start button, and then left-click on Properties.



A box will pop up; this is your Taskbar and Start menu Properties box. You will see 4 tabs across the top. Left-click on the Start Menu tab, select the Start menu button, and then left-click on Customize.



Now another box pops up; this says Customize Start Menu across the top.

There’s a list of options in the dialog box with a scroll bar to the right of it. Scroll down to where you see Run command and check the box to the left of it. You can look at the screen shot and take note of where my scroll bar is; I scrolled looking for the Run command (it seemed like it took forever) and then I thought I had missed it and I hadn’t gone far enough).



Clicking OK has closed that box; the Taskbar and Start menu Properties box is still there. Left-click on Apply, then left-click on OK to close that box.



Now your Run command line is right under your Start menu! And you even picked up a keyboard shortcut for it, too!