"Never mind, I just found one."


A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had a very important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday and quit drinking!"

Just then, a parking place appeared - the closest one imaginable.

The man looked up again and said, "Never mind, I just found one."

Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Irada Kya Hai?


Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Irada Kya Hai?
Ek Hasrat thi ki uska Mujhe Pyar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Jo b Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai
Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai
Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wadakya hai
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Tu ne jo Dard dya, uski Qasam khata hoon
Itna zyaada hai ke, Ehsaas daba jata hoon
Meri Taqdeer bata, Aur Takaaza kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Mai ne Jazbaat k Sang khelte Daulat dekhi
Apni Aankhon se Mohabbat ki Tijaarat dekhi
Aisi Dunya mai Mere waaste rakhakya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Aadmi chahe to Taqdeer badal sakta hai
Poori Dunya ki wo Tasveer badal sakta hai
Aadmi soch to le, uska Iraada kya hai?
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?
Ek Hasrat thi k uska Mujhe Pyaar mile
Mai ne Manzil ko Talasha, Mujhe Bazaar mile
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?

हम प्यार का ये मंजर दुनिया को दिखायेंगे


हम प्यार का ये मंजर दुनिया को दिखायेंगे
हर अपने मुखालिफ को सीने से लगायेंगे

उम्मीद नहीं उनसे मिल जाये वो जीते जी
हो जाऊंगा जब रूखसत तब देखने आयेंगे

वाकिफ ही ना थे इससे मालूम ना था हमको
अपना जिन्हें समझा हैं वो हमको सतायेंगे

इस रस्म-ए-मुहब्बत को रखना हैं हमें कायम
सौ बार वो रूठेंगे सौ बार मनायेंगे

मुमकिन हैं तरस हम पर आ जाये वैभव उनको
अफसाना-ए-गम अपना एक रोज सुनायेंगे...

How to Quit masturbation and recover

Hello Friends... once time i am surfing on net i show this post ..i think this is veri veri usefull to all of you friends :) ....have a nice day ...read it and share it ..


I Damn care for all. i am against masturbation as it destroyed me and my carrier. I lost my self.i lost the strong, athletic, intelligent, witty "ME".i m in field of accountancy student and now i repent of my back days FOOLS. I lost my abilities. Failures are my fate now.There s no use of
repentence now.
Try googling around consequences of masturbation, u will find many medical websites telling about
results of o-masturbation.
if there s nothing like o-masturbation then why these sites crying about? there are also many website where victims of O-masturbation yelling now e.g see anael

OK masturbate u will have less chances of prostate cancer

GOOD!! yeah i find a reson to masturbate :-)

but u will surly get:

-Weak erection / impotence
-eraly ejaculation
-curved penis
-loss of memory
-digestive system
-early white hair/beard
-sadness
-loss of self respect
-fatigue/ weakness
-No mucsles
-shameful matrimonial life
-semen in urine
-many many more believe me as i got them.


Do it at cost of above.
This is a horrible addiction more addictive and destorable then any other addiction.

opium/Heroine/alcohal drugs etc coz you have to make ur mind ,go and buy it, but masturbation ...
u need your hand and your body... There is nothing like LESS MASTURBATION ,though Some believe there s nothing like OVER MASTURBATION. You masturbate in morning , u urges for it in noon. watch a porn movie in afternoon..then.. and u also going to bed.
Coz u and ur hand all this addiction needed.
I am in this addiction , i used to make promises to myslf of not doing it daily and next day i broke them... I m invovled in it for 10 years. Now i have to say good bye to it.
I left this habit (i m 24 now) and now i m healing day by day. i am getting back ALL i lost.
i m posting my findings of how to get rid of this bad bad habit and how to get and Recover
the STRONG AND HANDSOME "YOU".

Those out there trying to get out of this lusty , horrible addiction , this is for them.
and those still advocating masturbation, those stubborn "Do it baby, 10 times a day , you will
have more enjoyment, less and less chances of getting prostate cancer"

OK
firts of all first medicine to get recovery is your "WILL POWER" that will cost 0$ availalbe only

at your own shop.
Be a MAN . Man's word i will not do it for 8 months, come one you can control it for 235 days, to

enjoy rest of your life.

*Avoid seeing PORN. PLZ

*A simple natural remedy that will sound no harm as you know its ingrediants
250 gram yougurt+ 3 teaspoon Hust + two or three bananas.
mix in a bowl and eat before breakfast and in afternoon after 2-3 hrs of noon-meal.

*Take banana milk shake few times (voluntry)

*Avoid tea , excess meat, alcohal and masturbation.

*Yoga and excercises meditation.

*Be Vegitarian for a day make lady finger in a once or twice a week.

Promise 2 urslf that your hand will not touch your penis, again it should be Mans word.

Believe me Bros all who are suffering from after effects, will start getting healing.
i am not insane , i consumed 2 hours thinking and writing this article, i want every one to be

happy and healthy. i m not selling my herbal products. Nor a rabbi priest Mulla or saint.
A X-masturbater who suffered now trying to quit.
If some find it useful do comment.


And all those advocate masturbation ,this article is for those who suffer from after effects like me.


Good LUCK!!
Take care of Your Self

Happy Valentines Day SMS Shayari Messages Wishes Collection in Hindi


Apke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo apki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Jaise Hawa Ka Jhonka,
Shehad Ki Mithaas,
Jaise Phoolon Ki Khushbu,Jaise Pyar,
Jante Ho Sub Se Khubsurat Ehsas Kya Hai,
Aap Ka Sath…..!
I Love You, Happy Valentines Day

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend…
You are “LOVE”, We call it the hard time !!

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
Ajj Iqraar Ker Hi Do..Dear..
Happy Valentine’s Day..

Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Sambhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai K Aj Se 16 Din Bad
Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo
Happy Valentine’s Day
14 Feb 2011 ;->

Kabhi Ajnabee Se Milay The,
Fir Yhonhi Miltay Chale Gaye,
Hun To Aapko Dost Bananewale The Magar
Aap To Hamare Dil Ki Dhadkan Banthe Chale Gaye.
Happy Valentine’s Day….

Aap Ki Yaad Mai Sab Kuch Bhulaye Baithe Hain
Chiraag Khushiyon K Bujhaye Baithe Hain
Hum To Marenge Aap Ki Baahon Main
Yeh Bhi Maut Se Shart Lagaye Baithe Hain…

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho

Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho

Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho

Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho

Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,
Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!
Be My Valentine !!!!
`
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…
`
Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadein meri, magar…
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge humein.
Happy Valentine Day!
`
Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log chehere ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samunder ke baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
`
Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,
jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari,
Aab tumse kya chupana…
Tum hi to ho na jaan hamari…

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…

Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gahrai na hoti…

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti…

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
`
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.
`
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me? If i capture ur heart, will u love me?
`
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
`
Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.Happy Valentine’s Day.
`
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai.
Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.


Peep Peep

Peeeep!
Heng heng!

Peep peep!

Peeppeep! Hng hnnnng!
Peep peeeeep Peep!

Hnnng hng hnnng! Peep peeeep!

Hat jao VALANTINE DAY A raha hai! Hahaha

Jis Jis Ne
Hamein Phool
Dena Hai

Wo Line
May Lag
Jaye

Koi Ek Dusray
Ko Dhakka
Nahi Day ga

Jo Aaj
Reh Jaye
Wo Kal
Aa Jaye…

A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:
Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.
Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?
Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.
Ha Ha Ha.:-)

Blue – going well.
Green – waiting.
Orange – going to propose.
Pink – accepted proposal.
Black – rejected proposal.
White – all ready booked.
Yellow – broke up.
Grey – not interested.
Red – leave me alone.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S Day :-(


** . ** . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
…*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
.. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * …*DREAM
.. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
…* … *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * … *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*WHOSE SCRAPBOOK
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*HAVING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
… * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*TESTIMONIAL
..* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
..* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * TIS PERSON IS
..* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO SWEET



I don’t understand
why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day ?
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth.
Why I need to live has been given to me by you.

So I will stand here forever,
If forever’s what it takes,
because you are my forever and forever always waits.

Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith,
water of sincerity and air of passion.

Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile,
the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

If you love someone,
et them go. If they return to you,
it was meant to be. If they don’t,
their love was never yours to begin with…

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to play by the rules,
then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to play by the rules,
then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

There is no silence in my heart, when I’m in love.
There is not tears from my soul,
no longing or hatred — only passion,
love and romance. When I’m with you,
this is how I am. I love you.

Romance? What is romance?
Is it when I give you flowers?
When I give you a gorgeous dinner?
Or is it when I simply say, I love you.

Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest,
hurts the deepest and feels the strongest…

If I were pressed to say why I loved him,
I feel that my only reply could be:
‘Because it was he, because it was I’.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and
the less you have to give since you’ve already given him your love.

Har subah apki FINE ho…
Dildar doston ki hamesha LINE ho….
Apki zindagi mein khushi ki SIGN ho…
Bhagwan kare ki apka har din VALENTINE ho…

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Be my Valentine.

I always lose control when you by my side.
U have bcom the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time i spend with you.
I think i’m falling in love with you!

Without Love, dayz are:
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday, so be in Luv everyday.
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet.
You are like you.
And that’s the reason why i love you!

IIn ancient rome, February 14th was a holiday to honour Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage. The following day, February 15th, began the Feast of Lupercalia.

The lives of young boys and girls were strictly separate. However, one of the customs of the young people was name drawing. On the eve of the festival of Lupercalia the names of Roman girls were written on slips of paper and placed into jars.

Each young man would draw a girl’s name from the jar and would then be partners for the duration of the festival with the girl whom he chose. Sometimes the pairing of the children lasted an entire year, and often, they would fall in love and would later marry.

Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns.Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families.

As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine was a priest at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off .

He suffered martyrdom on the 14th day of February, about the year 270. At that time it was the custom in Rome, a very ancient custom, indeed, to celebrate in the month of February the Lupercalia, feasts in honour of a heathen god. On these occasions, amidst a variety of pagan ceremonies, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed.

The pastors of the early Christian Church in Rome endeavoured to do away with the pagan element in these feasts by substituting the names of saints for those of maidens. And as the Lupercalia began about the middle of February, the pastors appear to have chosen Saint Valentine’s Day for the celebration of this new feaSt. So it seems that the custom of young men choosing maidens for valentines, or saints as patrons for the coming year, arose in this way.

After that we young girls and boys in whole world start celebrating velentine day(Lovers day) on 14th Feb ebvery year.

hindi sms

Sath chutne se rishte nhi tuta krte,
Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nhi tuta krte,
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gya,
Tutati to nind he sapne nhi tuta krte;-)

 Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho;
Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho;
Har"JEET" Aapki Hai Bus;
Apni"MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigaho Me Rakho"

 Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna
Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna..
Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is
Pyaar ko palko me sajaye rakhana
Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho;
Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho;
Har"JEET" Aapki Hai Bus;
Apni"MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigaho Me Rakho"

aansu aankh se kabhi girne na paye,
na dard ho tujhe na kabhi chot aaye,
mere hisse me khusiya jyada to nahi
par rab kare wo bhi tumhe mil jaye. 


Meri hatheli tum apne paas rakh lo,
jab dua mango to ise bhi utha dena,
khushi mile to apni hatheli aage kar dena,
agar gum mile to meri hatheli me thama dena.



Hindi Happy New Year SMS Shayari Collection 1

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai*
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai*
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko*
2011 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
Happy New Year 2012

Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
Happy New Year 2012

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad*
Thori si Hansi her Baat ke baad*
usi tarag ho Mubarik aap ko 2012, 2011 ke baad
wish you Happy New Year 2012


Wishing You Happy New Year,
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year 2012

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.
Happy New Year 2012


Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko*
Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon*
Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai*
Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon
Happy New Year 2012

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door*
Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor*
Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum*
Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
Happy New Year 2012


Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear*
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear*
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year!!
Happy New Year 2012

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala*
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala*
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala*
Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale
Happy New Year 2012

Aa gale lag ja Mere Yaar*
Dedo Jadu Ki Chappi Do, Char*
Aise hi Kat jaye Zindagi without any Risk*
Is Umeed ke sath Wish You a…
Happy New Year 2012

Happy New Year Hindi SMS Shayari Collection


Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai,
Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai,
Kisi b baat se himat na harna,
Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai
Wish U Best Of Luck For New Year 2012

Ek-Khoobsurti.. Ek-Tazgi.
Ek-Sapna.. Ek-Sachai..
Ek-Kalpana.. Ek-Ahsas..
Ek-Astha.. Ek-Vishvas..
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…
Happy New Year

Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi,
Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam,
Par jo har pal sath nibhaye,
Wo dost milte hain kam jaise, ‘U ME aur HUM’
Happy New Year My Dear Friend

Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,
Sub hasraten puri ho aapki
aur aap Muskurayen Har Ane Wale Saal Dil o Jaan se.
Happy New Year 2012

Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khushi Mein
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Happy New Year Yaar.......