Hindi sms

1.Unke jaane se  chiragon mein roshini kaham
Chaand bhuj saa gaya mere gum se
Aab maut humse door kahn

2. aap se milke hum badal se gaye
sher padhne lage gunguna ne lage
pehle mashoor thi apni sar-zindagi
aab tho jab dekhiye muskuraane lage

3. teri yaad mein nahi guzarthe aise
tho koi daur nahin
jinki khwaish par sajde kiye
who aap hain aur koi nahin

4. us raat ko tho meri aise halath thi
vo door the muhjse par dil ke paas the
socha tha taaare ginke kat gayi raat meri
taaare bhi nahin aaye vo unke paas the

5. humne metrik tak haasil ki
hain education phir bhi
naa jaan sake love ki definition
phir dil ke darewazee par like diya
no admission
aap aa gaye phir bhi without permission

6. patti patti gulab ho jathi hain
har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai
agar daal mein nagar fizaon par
tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai
jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee
uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain

7. har nazar mein ek kashish ho thi hai
har nazar mein ek chahat hothi hai
yeh mumkin nahin har kisi ki liye
taj mahel banana
lekin har nazar mein ek mumtaz hothi hai

8. ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya
kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya
do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz
shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya

9. dava bhi kaam naa aaye
koi dua na lage
mere khuda kisi ko
pyar ki hawa na lage
10.phool khilthe hain baharoon ka sama hota hai
aise mausam mein dil jawan hota hai
dil ki baton ko hoton se nahin kehthe
yeh fasana tho aankhon se bayan hota hai

11. humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak
ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see

12. Ae chaand tu door rehkar bahoot jalaale hume
bahoot din ho gaye tere deedar ki bhi
ab saans toot na jaye kahin
ek deed tho aa ke de abhi

13.shaam chale naam naam sadak pe
baraf si rangat wali ladki
kisi ka rasta dekh rahi thi
koi ho poochey tho hans kar keh de
yeh duniya kithni shakh karthi hai
kaan ka bala dhoondh rahi thi

14.vo rah vo raste chod diye humne
wooh yaar wo kasme thod diye humne
tere ishq mein-e-sanam
yeh duniya tak chod diya humne

15. khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare

16.sehma sehma saa rehtha hoon
dara dara saa rehta hoon
jaane yeh dil kyon bharea sa rehtha hai
ik pal uthun tho dekhta hoon
sab kuch jal chukka hai
bas jara jara sa rehta hoon

17. yaad aathe hain wo din jo humne dabhi guzaare the
kabhi dil chatha hain ke wo din wapas aajaye
lekin hum bahut door chale gaye
kabhi socha nahin tha tum aise ho gaye
wo do pal jo humne guzaare the
kaash kabhi wo wapis aa jaye

18. bahut dekha hai un logon ko jo
khushiyon mein haste aur gamon mein rote hain
wo insaan bahut kam hote hain jo
gamon mein muskurate aur
khushiyon mein palke bhigote hain

19.kuch log zamane mein aise bhi hote hain
mehfil mein jo haste hain tanhai mein roote hain

20.muddaton  baad aaj palke bhigi
aankh bhar aayi humari
aine ne jab kaha hums
ek zamana hua dekhe muskurahat tumhari

21.tum humesha hamari nazar mein rahe ho
ab tumhe aazmane se kya fayada
tum kisi aur ke jaal mein kaid hoo
tumse ulfat jatane see kya fayada

22. tute hue paimaane mein jaam nahi aatha
ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahin aata
aye dil todne wale tune yeh tho socha hota
toota dil kisi ke kaam nahin aatha

23.mujhe dushman ka pata na tha
aur doston ki khabar na thi
teri daastan kuch aur thee
meri daastan kuch aur hai
kabhi laut aye tho poochna nahin
dekhna inhe gaur see
jinhe raaste mein khabar ho ki yeh
raste koi aur hai

24.main labe shikve ko see leta hoon
chand ghadiyan hai yun hi gin leta hoon
ek baar pakad leta hoon jis dost ka haath
usi haath see jahar pi leta hoobn

25. kabhi dekha hai manzar shaam ke baad
kitney chup chup rehte hai shajar shaam ke baad
tho suraj tujhe kya maloom raat ko dookh
ki raaz utar mein jaan ghar shaam ke baad

26.hoti agar kabool koi iltaja hamari
ibadat ke deewane aaj hum bhi karte
mohabbat ki hoti hum see bhi kisi ne agar
tho har shaksh see naram mizaz hum bhi hua karte

27.har lafz kaghaaz par utaara nahin jata
har naam sare aam pukara nahin jata
hote hai doston mein kuch raaz ki baatein
shayad iss liye iss khel mein hara nahin jaatha

28. pyar karo tho ithna karo ki koi had na rahe
intazaar karo tho ithna karo ki waqt na rahe
bharoosa karo tho ithna karo ki shak na rahe
nafrat karo tho ithna karo ki mohabbat na rahe



29.nahin kiya gile shab-e-sahar kisi see
hansna rona accha laga tanhai mein
kehte bhi kya kisi see ki hum hai tanha tanha
jeena tho hai ek saza tanhai mein

30. har lamha har roz umidon ka chirag jala kar
bhuja gaya roshini ka har ek zaria wo mujhe jala kar

31. tum dost hote tho mohabbat ka sawaal na karte
use mehsoos karte aur hamara khayal karte
afsos ki tum hamari ulfat se naawakif rahe
jaise umar bhar saath reh kar bhi naa rahe

32.sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum
tujh par aithbaar kar lenge hum
tum yeh tho kaho ki tum hamare hoo
zindagi bhar intazaar kar lenge hum

33.gum ek zahar hai unhe piya jaata hoon
raat ki tanhai ko unhe aabad kiye jataa hoon
mujhe tho maloom nahin tha lekin log kehte hain
sote sote tera naam liye jaata hoon

34.jab usne mujhe pyaar se dekha
badal gayi meri jeevan rekha jab usne lii mere samne angarai
bhool gaya main khuda ki khudai usne kaha hua tumse pyar
mujhe laga hua yeh kaisa chamatkar
uski galiyon mein tha mera ana jaana
lekin kab banegi meri jane jaana

35.usuloon key saath agar chaloon tho
jazbaath kaa kya karon
duniya ko agar khush karon tho
armaano ka kya karoon
har ek ke liye jaha mein jiya nahin jaa saktha
ehsaas hi agar apna mita doon phir jee key kya karon

36.shabanam se kya phool hile
jab tak barsaat na hoo
khat see kya dil bhare
jab tak mulaqat na hoo

37. akeli jee rahi thi dil ka aanan soona tah mera
sirf tanhaiyaan thi mere paas
par tumne itna pyar diya hai
jaan ke ki ab maut bhi na aaye marne ke baad

38.zindagi tho jaise ek saza si ho gayi
gum ke sagar mein iss kadar kho gayi
tum aa jao wapis yeh guzarish hai meri
shayuad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gayi hai



39.hume koi gum nahin tho game aashiqui se pehle
na thi dushmani kisi se teri dosti se pehle
mein kabhi na muskurata jo mujhe ye ilm hota
ki hazaar gum milenge mujhe ek khushi se pehle
hume koi gum nahin tha game aashiqui se pehle

40. kuch phool tum par bhi the
kuch phool hum par bhi the
tum bhi saj rahe the
hum bhi saj rahe the
bas fark ithna tha
tum duniya basa rahe the
aur hum duniya se jaa rahe the

41. agar rah se kuch maanga tho shikarat
ho gee tere hote hue
kisi aur ko chahu tho quamat ho gee
kyon ki khuda ne tujhe ithni fursat
see banayi hai ki teri
aankhon mein jannat ka rasta nazar aaya hai

42.mein dil jo laakh samhaya ki e-dil unko
yaad karna chod de
par dil ke har kone se awaaz aayi
yahan tho har saans mein base hain wo
tho kya saans lena chod dee

43.aansu ko ankhon ki dehliz pe laya na karo
apne dil ki halath kisi ko bathya na karo
log muthi bhar namak liye ghum rahe hai
apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya naa karo

44.khat likhne ka mood kiya
humne bhi mood bana liya
ungli kaat ke kalam banayi
khoon ko sahayi bana liya
ab tum pucho mujhe ya naa pooch
humne apna farz nibha diya

45. koi ankhon ankhon see baar kar letha hai
koi ankhon ankhon mein mulaqat kar letha hai
bada muskil hota hai jawab dena
jab koi khomosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai

46.aapki kavita ne hume likhna sikha diya
aapki dosti ne hume pyar karna sikha diya
aur kua aapse
aap ki hasi me hume jeena sikha diya

47. hasraton pe chai bekhudi ho tum
zindagi ke saare gu bhool jao  wo khushi ho tum
badal na jana badale zamaane ki tarah
oo bekhabar meri zindagi ho tum

48.kitni sundar hai in gaalon pe yeh laali teri
aur us pe yeh hilthi hui kano ki bali teri
bahut taareef kardi ab to bata do
kahan hain choti saali meri

49. kaash khuda ne hume kitab banaya hota
tum padthe- padthe soo jathe
hume seene see lagaya hota

50. Ae badal tu itna garaz ki wo aa naa sake
wo aane ke baad itna baras ki wo ja naa sake

51. kyun khoe khoe se tum rehte hoo sanam
iss dil se tumhari chahat hogi na kabhi kam
aa jao meri zindagi mein tum sanam
tumhare bina hai zindagi mein bahut gum

52. dil tuta hai humara khuda ki marzi hogi
isme kuch unki khudgarzi hogi
dil diya tha humne unhe apna samah kar
tod diya unhone isse ek sapna samaj kar
is tote dil ko aab hum sambhale kaha se
ki hum to pehle hee bedakhal ho chuke hai jahan see

53. matlabi hai yeh duniya yahan kaun kiska hota hai
dokha bhi wahi deta hai jispe bharosa hota hai

54. har shaam kaha jaathi hai
ye kahami har subah leeathi hai
ye ek nayi kahani raastha tho badalthe hai har din ke
lekin manzil rehjathi hai wahi poorani

55. hazaaron khushiya kam hota hai
ek gum bhulane ke liye
ek gam kafi hota hai
zindagi bhar rulane ke liye

56. jiske khayalon mein hoon ghum
usko bhi koi khayal hai
mere liye yehi sawal
sabse bada sawal hai

57.aaj tho mera dil kehta hai
thu iss waqt akela hoga
mera chuma hua haaton see
auron ko khat likhta hoga


58. zindagi ke raastey par hum tum
ko ek saath hi tho chalna hai
hum tho jee bhi nahi payenge
akele chod ke chale jaoge tum

59. jis shaam mere lab pe tere naam na aaye
khuda kare aisa shaam naa aye
aaye jaane wale yeh mumkin hi nahi
afsana likhon aur tera naam na aye

60.pyar mein sanam khuda hota hai
ehsaas tab hota hai
jab wo juda hota hai

61. pyar nahin tha unko humse
aithbaarb nahin tha unko humse
phir na jaane yeh dil kyon bhara se rehta hai
kabhi yehi tho soch liya tha usne

62. vidya kiya hai humne aap ko
man se na juda kiya]
milenge hum aur aap aapas lmein
duniya me humse fariyad kiya

63. manzilon ko kareeb see dekha
magar mazar na aaye wo
aage piche dekha koi nahi tha
sach much meri manzil thi
phir meri deewangi

64.jo khwab palkon mein sajai hoo
use kabhi barbaad hone haa doongi
meri zindagi mein suraj nikle ya na nikle
teri zindagi mein shaam kahi aane na doonga

65. kaash tere ghar ka deewar
mere ghar ke paas hota
bhala thu nahi dekthi
teri aawaj tho suntha

66. har muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota
har muskuraht ka matlab inkar nahi hota
yun tho nazar laakhon se milthi hai
par har nazar do matlab pyar nahi hota

67.yeh dil aise chiz hai jis ka sauda sirf ek baar hota hai
ye pyar aise chiz hai ho dubara nahi hota
hai mil jaayegi aapko raah mein humari  kahi magar
hum jaisa shayad hi kahi milsaktha hai


68. tu chandra mukhi main suraj mukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chal chat par ja kar laga de chalang
tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi

69. log kahte hai hume aadat hai muskurane ki
par vo kya jan ye bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki��

70. kabhi khamosh baithoge, kabhi kuch gungunaaoge
main itna yaad aaunga, jitna mujhe bhulaoge
jab koi pooch baithega khamoshi ko sabak tumse
bahut batlana chahoge par bataa na paaoge

71. kaun kehta hai judaai hogi
yeh afwah kisi dushman ne udai hogi
thaath se rehenge aapke dil mein
kuch jagah to humney bhi banayi hogi

72. haqiqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya deewana
suno is dil ka fasana
teri dosti hai mere jeevan ka bahana

73. aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki
karib bhi nahin aana chahte
tamanna nahin tumhe khone ki
tumhe paana bhi nahin chahte

74.kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
ki zindagi jaise teri zulfon ki chaaon mein
guzar bhi pati, tho shayad aap ho bhi sakthi thi
yeh rang jo gum ki syahi jo dil pe chai hai
teri nazar ki shuwaaon mein kho bhi sakthi
magar ye ho naa saka
magar ye ho naa saka, aur ab yeh aalam hai ki
tu nahin tera gum teri zustzu bhi nahin
guzar rahi hai zindagi jaise ise
kisike sahare ki aarzoo nahin
na koi raah, na manzil , naa roshni ka suraag
guzar rahi hai zindagi meri aandheron mein
inhi andheeron mein rahe jaoounga kabhi kho kar main
main jaanta hoon meri hum nafas
magar yun hee kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

75. phool khilte hai khushboo bikhraane ki liye
kyun hum milte hai bichad jaane ke liye
ab koi aarzoo nahin hum betaab hai
maut ko gale lagane ke liye

76. hichikiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai
ki shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hoi
milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe
to barbaad to karta hai

77. zubaan se naam lete hai , aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain
kabhi hazaaron baatein kiya karte the, aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hain

78. gum-e- zindagi kay mare hai
aur ek bazi jeet kar hare hai
jitne pathar meri jholi mein hai
sab mere doston ney mujhe mare hai

79.aap mere pyar ka jab silla dene lage
raste majbur hokar rasta dene lage
insane ka kya bharosa insane deta hai kya
dona haaton se sameta jab khuda dene lage

80. tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
har khushi rooth jaegi
jab bhi tum akele baithoge
khud ba khud meri yaad aayegi

81. teri dosti ki roshini aisi hai
ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai
sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu
aaj kal kambakth bill bahut aata hai

82.hum to massoof hai apni tanhaiyon mein
bade muddaton ke baad kisi ne hame pukara hai
ek pal  thahar ke sochne lage
kya ye naam hamara hai ?

83. kaun rakhta hai yaad naamon ko
log cheharon ko bhool jate hai
tum samandar ki baat karte ho
lob aankhon mein doob jaate hai

84.gamon ka daur jaari hai
aaj ki raat bahut bhaari hai
dilon ka tutna koi nayi baat nahi hai
aaj meri to kal kisi aur ki baari hai

85.  chahne se koi baat nahi hoti
suraj ke saath raat nahi hoti
chahte hai jise jaam se bhi zyaada
dil mein hai par didar nahi detay

86. meherban wo nazar phir ho yeh zarori to nahin
zindagi hamesha saath tahe yeh zarori to nahin
ashiana basa hi lenge par wo tere bagair ho yeh zarori to nahin

87. usko kya saza doon, jisne mohabbat mein hamara dil tood diya
gunah to humne kiya, jo uski haton ko mohabbat ka rang diya

88. aaj khushiyon ko koi duhai dega
nikla hai chand dikhai dega
aye mohabbat karne walo zara sambhal ke mohabbat karna
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega

89. dosti acchi hoto rang lati hai
dosti gehri hoto sabko bhaati hai
dosti naadan hoto tut jati hai
par dosti hum jaison se hoto itihaas banjati hai

90.dil ke rishtey kitne ajeeb hote hai
door rehkar bhi paas hote hai
naseeb wale hote hai wo log
jo tumhe roz dekha karte hai

91. nazron se nazar mili kalaam ho naa saka
haath outha hee reh gaya salaam ho naa saka

92. unki hasrat hai jise mita bhi naa saku
dhondhne use chala hoon, jise paa bhi naa saku

93.har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega
jab  hum nahin rahenge to dosti kaun karega
ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega

94. phool ju tarah haste tahe to hum khush hai
dil kholkar milte raho tho hum khush hai
ye nahi chahte ki roz mile kisi din yaad karliya
karo to hum khush hai

95. itefaq se hum mile itefaq see hum dost bane
hamari dosti ab itefaq nahin , zindagi ki khoobsurat  hakikat hai

96. shaam dhali phir kali rat aaye
dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad aaye
aankhon ne mehsoos kiya ous hawa ko
jo tumhe chookar hamare paas aaye

97. hum students ka favorite song:
exams paas aye, man ghabraye
raat din padte-padte bheja paglaye
abto mera dil night time rota hai
kya karu hai yaad nahi hota hai

98. dost ek saahil hai toofano ke liye
dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
dost ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye
dost ek khwaish hai aap jaise dost pane ke liye
99. khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hai
tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai
jo khamoshi se guzar jaye
wo dariya bhi dil mein toofan rakhte hai

100. dosti ek sapna hai , is sapne ko yaad rakhna
auro ke dost mil bhi jaye to , is dost ko yaad rakhna

101. tujhe chahnewale kam na honge
waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge
chahe kisko bhi kitna bhi pyar dena
pr teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum honge

102. badi asani se dil lagaye jate hai
par badi mushqil se vade nibhaye jate hai
le jate hai mohabbat un rahon par
jahan diye nahin dil jalaaye jaate hain

103. mere marne par tum aansr mat bahaana
mere marne par ae dost aansu mat bahaana
yaad aye to sidha upar chale aana

104. tussi bade great ho , rasgulle ki plate ho
sms karne mein great ho, par jo bhi ho khuda ki kasam mere  pehle friend ho

105. dosti hori hai dil-o-jaan lutaane ki liye
hum apni hasti mita de tumhe pane ke liye
milne ki tumhe fursat nahi hum sms karte hai
apni yaad dilane ke liye

106.logon ko kehte suna aksar
zinda rahe to phir milenge�..  magar iss dil ne mehsoos kiya hai pal pal milte rahe to zinda rahenge

107.dost dil todna hamari aadat nahin
dil hum kisika dukhaate nahin
bharosa rakhna meri dosti pe
dil mein basaake hum kisiko bhulaate nahin

108. milne ki khushi na bhichadne ka gum
na tanha na udas hai hum
kaise kahe kaise hain hum
bas yun samajh lo bahut akele hain hum

109. raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye
gairon se kya gila karun jab apne chale gaye
jeet tho sakte they ishq ki baazi hum bhi
par tumhe jetame ke liye hum harte chale gaye

110. agar kal hum na bhi rahe
humari yaad sada rahegi
sirf nazrein uthake chand ko dekhna
humari dosti ki TASVIR wahan rahegi

111. na chaho kisiko itna ki
chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye
chaho kisiko itna ki
tunhara pyar uske liye zaroori ban jaye

112. kafan na daalo yaro mujh par
mujhe aadar hai muskurane ki
abhi kabar mein na utaro
mujhe umeed hai uske aane ki

113. munna bhai says : � life mein 3 cheezon ke peechu kabhi nahin bhagne ka
BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI . bole to isne pe seedha chadjaane ka

114. chaho tho dil se hume mita dena
chaho tho hum ko bhula dena
par yeh wada karo ki aayi jo kabhi yaad hamari
rona mat sirf muskuraa dena

115. kabhi kee hogi suraj nee chand se mohabbat
tabhi to chand me daag hai
mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai
tabhi to suraj ke seene mein aag hai��..

116. LADKA : janeman iss dil mein aaja
LADKI : sandal nikalu kya ?
LADKA : arey pagli mandir thodi hai aise hee aaja

117. dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho
hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
bas yehi hai dua ki tum khush raho
kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho

118. exam ke char din pehle jab syllabus dekha to ek gaana yaad aaya
�KUCH TO HUA HAI , KUCH HO GAYA HAI
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI, SAB KUCH NAYA HAI �

119. har mulaqat unn se adhuri si  rahi
har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi
khwab kya dekhe humne tumhare
ab to neendh ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi

120. a mere sms mer dost ke paas jaane
agar wo busy ho to shor mat machana
agar wo free ho to dheere se kehna
� TAKE CARE AND GOOD NIGHT �

121. bahut cheezein lut chuki hai tujhse dil lagaane ke baad
isliye room ki har cheez check karta hoon ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke baad
122. wo kya hai * ho ISHQ mein hai *** DIL mein hai  *** MANN mein hai **** lekin DHADKAN mein nahi hai ? * Guess�**** sochoo kya hai wo **** AAMIR KHAN

123. raatein gumanam hoti hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai
hum zindagi kuch iss tarah jeete hai ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai

124. royange aankhen muskrane ke baad
aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad
oh jaanewale zara mudke tho dekh
shayad yeh zindagi na rahe tere jaane ke baad

125. dol gumsum, labh khamosh
yeh aankhen aaj nam kyun hai
jo kabhi apna hua hee nahin
usey khone ka itna ghum kyun hai

126.ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage
itne door ho ke bahut yaad aaney lage
kaise bhula doon tumhe main ekpal main
jab tumhe paane mujhe zamanay lage

127. kya aap confidence se chalet hain
kya aap penalty bharte hain
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hain
tho aap sms kyun nahi karte hain ?

128. dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga
dard khud hi ghav bharne laga
dard ke mare hum na roye kabhi
dard khud hum ko chookar rone laga

129. new year ke mahine mein aapko
tata ka status, ambani ki daulat
vajpayee ka dheeraj, laden ki himmat
aur bush ki taqat de

130. dekhi hazaro mehfil par ye fiza kuch aur hai
jalwe dekhe hai hazaaro magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai
waise to hazaaro hai jaam par AAPKA nasha kuch aur hai

131. hum tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar
tere lab pe khilenge muskan bankar
kabhi apne juda mat samajhna 
hum tere saath challenge aasman bankar

132. aankho may raha dil may utar kar na dekha 
kasti ke musafir ne samandar na dekha 
patthar mujhe kehta hai mera chahne wala
main moam hun usne mujhe chookar na dekha

133. hasinone haseem bankar gunaah kiya
auro ko tho theek humko bhi tabaah kiya
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein unki bewafai ko 
aurone to theek unhone bhi wah wah kiya

134. aap gairon ki baat karte hai
humne apno ko azmaya hai
aap kanto se bachkar chalet hain
humne phoolon se chot khaya hai

135. machhar ne jo kata dil mein junoon tha
khujli itni hui dil besukun tha
pakda tho jaane diya yeh soch kar 
sale ki ragon mein apna hi khoon tha

136. badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe 
badi duaon se paya hai tujhe 
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise
kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe

137. kehte hain ki ishq mein neend ud jaati hai 
hame bhi koi ishq kare, kambakht neend bahut aati hai

138. kamala ke nakhre tere, ajeeb tere style hai
sms bhejne ki aadat nahi aur haath mein mobile hai

139.pyaara sa ehsaas ho TUM har pal mere paas ho TUM
jeeneki aas ho TUM manka vishwaas ho TUM
isliye mere liye kuch khaas ho TUM

140. dared dil sehna asan nahi hota
keemti cheez ke har koi kabil nahin hota
yeh to rab ki meherbaani hai warna
popat ke paas mobile nahin hota

141. mil jaye koi naya to hame na bhool jaana
koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena
dost hain tumhare khushi na sahi gum hi bata lena

142. do pal ki bhi khushi nahi to kya 
hum umr bhar gum ke sahare guzaar lenge
kya hua jo hamari girl friend nahi 
hum aapke girl friend ke sahare jee lenge

143. jabse nazar mile aapse naa jaane mujhe kuch ho gaya
raat ki neend nahi rahi, din ka chain kho gaya
yeh pyar nahi mujhe conjunctivitis ho gaya

144. mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai aur 
doctor ne kaha hai ki bahur sare sms chadhane padenge so plz DONATE 
much more sms its urgent

145. abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele
bhai ka khopdi bot tight he bol nikalu kya 
tere lucky draw ? bole to do char sms chipka dal 
sender : MUNNA BHAI

146. hum raat ki tanhai mein aawaz diya karte hain
aur sitaron se apka zikr kiya karte hain
na aaya karo khwabo mein hamare
hum BHOOT se bahut dara karte hain

147. superman ud raha hai, shaktiman dushmano se lad raha hai
spiderman diwaron pe chad raha hai , aur Doberman sms pad raha hai

148. AKASH mein panchi flying
BADAL mein bhavre gaying
Hum tum pe itna dying
Jitna sea mein water lying

149. kya kar raho ho ?
busy ho ?
kitne bus ho ?
thoda ho ? ki
bahut ho ?
agar thoda ho to 
sms kyo nahi karte ? aur
agar zyada ho to 
sms kyon padh rahe ho ?

150.  chand mein dekha to aap dikhe
badal mein dekha to aap dikhe
taaron mein dekha to aap dikhe 
arre yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe

151. zindagi behaal hai, sur hai naa taal hai
message box bhi kangaal hai, kya aapki sms factory
mein hadtaal hai, kuch sms to bhejo mere mobile ke 
zindagi ka sawaal hai.

152. aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aapko bhulna apne bas ki baat nahi

153. tu chand maange��� main chand dedu
 tu tarey maange����main tarein dedu
tu dil mange����main dil dedu
tu jaan mange��.. bas yaar bheek maangne ki bhi ek 
limit hoti hai

154. Pakistan ko sharafat sikha diya
HINDUSTANI ki taqat dikha diya
Sunle sale MUSHARRAF
KASHMIR to kya Lahore mein bhi aaj TIRANGA lehra diya

155. aap har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai
hum har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hain
bada fark hai aapke aur hamare nazariye mein
aap dil ko dard aur hum dard ko dil samajhte hain

156. ye mat dekho ki zindagi mein kitne pal hain
ye dekho ki ek pal mein kitnee zindagi hai 
SO LIVE HAPPILY EVER 

157. bewafa se kabhi puar nahi hota
marne ke baad intezar nahi hota
dosti dekhkar karna mere dost
har dost hamari tarah dildaar nahi hota

158. sapno ki duniya sajake to dekho
mohabbat ke Deepak jalake to dekho 
tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna
zara humse nazrein milake to dekho

159. jo asaani se mile , vo hai gum
jo mushquil semile, vo hai paisa
jo  kisi kisi ko mile, vo hai pyar
jo naseeb walon ko mile vo hai apun ka sms

160. mere sabar ka imtihaan naa le
meri khamoshi ko saza naa de
jo tere bagair jee naa sake
use jeene ki dua naa dee

161. na aana mere janaaze mein
mere mohabbat ki tauheen hogi
main chaar logon ke kandhe pe
aur meri JAAN paidal hogi

162. kyun hume kisiki talaash hoti hai
kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai
chaand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai
phir bhi uski chaandni se roshan yeh raat hai

163. log ishq karte bade shor ke saath
humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath
magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath
kyunki kal use dekha kisi aur ke saath

164. suvar ke bacche, ullu ke patthe, kutte ke pille, 
saap ke sapole, gaay ke bachhde sab chote-chote 
pyare- pyare hote hai !!!!!!

165. aap jaisa koi dusta hoga to khuda se shikayat hogi
ek ko tho jhela nahi jaata, dusre se kya haalat hogi

166. dil hai to pyar hai
pyar hai to ishq hai
ishq hai to  dard hai
ishq hai to���� ZANDU BALM HAI  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

167. narazgi ka matlab inkar nahi hota
muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota
zindagi mein kabhi aise hi mil jate hai
us nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota

168. duaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari 
jisme mangi hamne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi musjurae aap dil se
samjho dua kubul hui hamari �!!!!!!

169. aansu tere nikle tho aankhen mere ho
dil tere dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
khuda kari di dosti hamari itni gehri ho
ki naukari tu kare aur salari meri ho

170. dost  dost nahin khuda hota hai
mahsus tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai
bin dost ke jeena saza hota hai aur 
dost hum jaisa hoto jeene ka maaza hota hai

171.yaad teri naa aaye aisa hone naa dunga
dost tere jaisa khone na dunga
sharafat se message bhejte rehna
warna kaan ke neeche do baja dunga !!!!!!

172. mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti
mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti
saath zindagi mein dosti ka agar ho to 
zindagi JANNAT se kam nahi hoti

173. aaj dil bekarar sa kyun hai
tera ghum hai toh bahaar sa kyun hai
koi umeed nahi koi vade nahi
phir bhi tera intezar sa kyon hai 

174. badal gaya barsaat na aayi
dil chadka aawaz na ayi
pura din guzar gaya dost
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na aayi

175. arz kiya hai:
dakth pe chilman-e-husn ka yun furkat se sharmana
agar pehli line samajh mein aaye toh humein bhi samjhana

176. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein
dil dooba hai gamo ki gahrai mein
hamein mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein
hum milenge tumhe tumhari dil mein 

177. bole wo dosti , chup rahe wo pyar
milaye wo dosti, juda karaye wo pyar
hasaye wo dosti, rulaye wo pyar
phir bhi dosti chodkar kyun karte hai pyar

178. main mar jaun to mera jism jala dena
lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena
mujhe parvaah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki
mujhe tp parvaah hai usme rehne waale ki

179. har kali tujhse khushbu udhar mange
aftab tujhse noor udhar mange
rab kare tu dosti aise nibhaye
ki log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange

180. college mein school ki yaad aayi
jawani mein bachpan ki yaad aayi
kaanto ko chua to phoolon ki yaad aayi
raat mein bhoot ko dekha to teri yaad aayi

181. jo asani se mile wo hai ghum
jo mushkil se mile wo hai RUM
jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai DUM 
jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai HUM

182. muskurakar mila karo humse
kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse
baat karne se hee baat badti hai
janaab roz baat kiya karo humse

183. chand pe kaali ghata chaati tho hogi
sitaron ko muskurahat ati tho hogi
tum lakh chupao duniya se magar 
akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati ho hogi

184. tum milo na milo milne ka gham nahi
tum paas se guzar jao wo milne se kam nahi
mana kadar nahi tumhe hamari
magar pucho unse jinke mukaddar mein hum nahi

185. baadalon se salaam leta hun
waqt ko haath mein thaam leta hun
maut bhi ruk jaati hai pal bhar ke liye
jab main hotho se tera naam letha hun

186. yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte
apne chahnewale ko sataya nahi karte
jiss har waqt hota hai khayal aapka
use mulaqat ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

187. bheeg jathi hain palkein kabhi tanhai mein 
darte hain yeh koi jaan naa le
aur bhi darte hain ki aise me achanak
meri ankhon se koi tumhe pehchaan naa le

188. dilse dil laga ke to dekho 
meri yaadon mein aansu baha ke to dekho
sms to kya mobile bhi dunga dost
sirf ekbar mere mobile ka bill chukake to dekho

189. mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge
par ankhomein jo hai who kaise chupaoge
wada raha ye hamara aapse
jab bhi phone uthaoge hamara hee sms paoge

190. baagon mein phool khilte rahenge
raat ko deep jalte rahenge
dua hai yahi hamari khuda se
aap khush hamesha raha karenge

191. mere dil ki hai ek condition
usme nahi kisi ko permission
sirf tujhe hai dost admission
wo bhi bina donation
just maintain ye relation

192. hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte
aap bhale hume bhula ke so jao
hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

193. din ko chain nahin, raat ko aaram nahi
jee naa lage kahin, ae khuda kya yehi pyar hai
arre poppat ye pyar nahi summer ki garmi hai
ja jake NAHA LEEE !!!!!!!!!

194. jaroori nahi ki dosto me baat hoti rahe
jaroori nahi ki dosto mein mulaquat hoti rahe
zaroori hai ki dost jahan bhi rahe 
doston ki hamesha yaad rahe

195. UPARWALE se pani manga tho sagar diya
phool manga tho bageecha diya
ghar manga tho mahal diya
paisa manga tho aap ka number diya
kab aau lene ?????

196. kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aajaye
zindagi ki akhiri shaam aajaye
hum tho dhundte hain waqt aisa
kab hamari zindagi aapke kaam aajaye !!!!!!

197. nighaein aapki pehchan hai hamari
musjkurahat aapki shaan hai hamari
rakhana hifazat tum apni 
kyunki saanse aapki jaan hai hamari

198. ek baar mombati ka dhaga bola �main jalta hoon to 
tu kyon pighalti hai� . mom boli �JISKO DIL MEIN JAGAH DI HO JAB WO BICHADTE HAIN TO AANSU NIKALTE HAIN � .

199. koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko 
koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko
NUCLEAR POWER ka zamaana hai
BOMB se uda do sale ko

200. AIRTEL : aaj mere paas ad karne ke liye sachin hai, shahrukh hai , A.R. Rehmaan hai �.. tumhare paas kya hai.
HUTCH : mere paas KUTTA hai

201. tum hamesha muskurate raho
muskurate raho muskurate raho
muskurate raho muskurate raho
mera kya jayega log tumhe hee pagal samjhenge.

202. jale hue ko aag kehte hain, bujhe hue ko khak kehte hain
jo tumhare paas nahin use dimag kehte hain

203. dimag jiska ICE jivan uska NICE
dil jiska PURE safalta mile SURE
nazar jiski CLEAR wo bane sabka DEAR
aisa kaun aur kahaan hai
aare poppat yaha waha kya dekta hai
MAIN HOON NAA !!!!!!!!!

204. kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yadon ki khushbu zarur aayegi
aap bas apna mobile switch on rakhna

205. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti
amanat mein kabhi quyamat nahi hoti
dil ko sambhal ke rakhna dost kyonki
ishq ki jail me kabhi jamanat nahin hoti

206. phool kanto ke beech khilte hain
hiiire pattharro ke beech milte hain
ghum ke baad khushi milti hai aur
hum jaisa dost kismat walon ko milte hai

207. jab kutte ki maut aati hai
jab kutte ki maut aati hai
jab kutte ki maut aati hai
tab kutta mar jata hai

208. aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki mail mauka dekh kar
tumhe ek k..ki�.kis�.kiss�..kissa sunau ramayan ka

209. tumhari ghazlein hum chand pe likhna chahte hain
par kya karein yeh khayal sirf amovasya ko aata hai

210. abeo papal ke ped ke suke hue patte me chupe hue bhoot ke panje ke last ungli ke kate hue nakhun se behthe hue khoon ke beemar bacteria
good  morning !!!!!!!!

211. zindagi tujh bin ulfat si  lagti hai
ek pal hki judaai muddat si lagti hai
pehle nahin aab sochte hain hum
har lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai

212. apple ka juice
mango ka juice
tarbuj ka juice
badam ka juice
khajur ka juice
kaaju ka juice 
jo sms naa kare wo � MAHA KANJUS !!!!!!

213. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein
dil duba hai gum ki gahrai mein
gumein mat dhundho duniya ki bheed mein
hum milenge tumhari parchai mein

214. hum ishq ki samandar mein dooba nahin karte
gum ke pyale ko piya nahin karte 
wo to humein aap jaisa pyaara dost mila
warna hum kisiko sms kiya nahin karte

215. propose karne ka naya style !!!!!!
CHAND KO TOD DUNGA, SURAJ KO FOD DUNGA
TU EK BAAR HAAN KARDE BUS��PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA

216. aasman ko neend aaye toh sulay kahan
dharti komaut aye to dafnau kahan
sagar mein lehar aye to chupau kahan
jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan

217. jab tum haste ho tho lagta hai 
ki insaan pehle Bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona, kyunki jab tum gussa
hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai

218. dil tod diya mera ab chita bhi jala dena
kafan na mile tho dupatta udha dena
koi pooche rog kya tha tho
nazar jhuka kar mohabbat bata dena

219. na chahat hai sitaron ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki
jab tum jaisa ek dost mil jaye to kya zaroorat hai hazaaron ki

220. bhul se bhi kisiko na rulana
zindagi mein sabkeo hasana
dushman ko bhi gale lagana
phir bhi koi gum ho to is number pe phone lagana 

221. devdas ki babuji ne kaha ghar chod do 
maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha sharab chod do
lekin aap ko kisne kaha ki sms karna chod do��� ?

222. har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai 
jise dekho wohi paraya hai
gir pade hai mohabbat ke dard se
aur log kehte hai pee kar aaya hai

223. tumhare liye chaand tare tod doon
Honda city, Mercedes chod doon , maa baap chod doon
Ae dost itna kafi hai ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon.

224. tu yaad kar ya na kar
tere na yaad karne ka koi gum nahi
tere na yaad karne ki ada
tere yaad karne se kum nahi

225. har phool khushbudar nahi hota
har patthar chamakdaar nahi hota
dosti dekh ke karna yaar
har dost hum jaisa dildaar nahi hota

226. dil ko dhadkana aapne sikhaya
aankhon se rulana aapne sikhaya
kaise hum kare aap se bewafai 
aap se pyaar karna bhi aapne sikhaya

227. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi 
teri kami ka hai kahin ehsaas bhi
dost laakhon hain jahan mein mere
par tu pyaara hai aur khaas bhi

228. patient : doctor, yeh phoolon ka haar kiske liye hai ?
doctor : yeh mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liya, warna aap ke liye

229. ek hi duniya mein rehte hain
phir bhi mil nahi pate hain
aap se acche to aapke khwaab hain
aankh band karte hii chale aate hain

230. dil jise bhoolna chahta hai
kyun har baat pe wo yaad aata hai
lamha lamha tadap jaate hain hum
jab bhi lab pe tera naam aata hai

231. ek ladki thi deewani si, mobile leke ghumti thi
nazre jhukake, sharmake, mobile mein
kuch karti thi, jab bhi milti thi mujhse
poocha karti thi, yeh chaalu kaise hota hai

232. suraj se kaho purab se nikalna chod de
taaron se kaho timtimana chod de
hum aapko bhool naa payenge
apni yaadon se kaho hame sataana chod de

233. kabhi yun hi aa meri aankhon mein
ki meri nazar ko bhi khabar naa ho
tujhe bhulne ki agar dua karun to 
bhi meri dua mein asar naa hoo ���.

234. dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagi
tumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi
yeh ishq ki imtehan thi ya meri deewangi
har surat mein teri surat nazar aane lagi

235. ghum ne hasne naa diya , zamane ne rone naa diya
isi uljhan ne chain se jeene na diya
thak kar jab sitaro se panaah lee aur neend aaye
tho uski yaad ne sone na diya

236. gume ishq rehgaya hai
gume justju mein dhalkar
aap meri nazar se chup gaye hain
meri zindagi badal kar

237. saleekha ho agar bheegi hui aankho ko padne ka
to behte aansu bhi aksar baat karte hain 

238. kya aap ke sir pe SEENGH hai ? NO ! JUST CHECK IT  CHECKED ?  YES ! NAHI HAIN ? NAHI ! ARE YOU SURE ? YES ! 
koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote .

239. yaad karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte
virane mein phool kabhi khila nahin karte
magar itna yaad rakhna, hum jaise baar baar mila nahin karte

240. kisiki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the
kisipe mar mitne wale hum na the
aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki
warna ke yaad karne wale hum na the

241. tu door hai mujhse aur paas  bhi
teri kami ka hai kahi ehsaas bhi
dost lakhon hain jahan mein mere
par hai pyaare bhi hai aur khaas bhi

242. chand lamho ki zindagi hai
nafraton se jiya nahi karte
dushmano ki kya shikayat kare
jab dost hi mila nahi karte

243. agar tumhare ghar ke pass koi ladki ho 
vo khoobsoorat ho, vo tumhe pasand karti ho
tumhe ishare karke bulati ho, tum mat jaana
kyun ki uske liye MAIN HOON NAA !

244. andheri sadak sunsaan kabristaan
sooni haveli kala aasman 
raat hogai soja shaitaan

245. yaad karte hai tujhe tanhai mein
basaya hai tujhe dil ki gahrai mein
mat dhoondh mujhe duniya ke bheed mein
hum milenge tumhe apni hi parchai mein

246. mera mehboob aisa hai use dekh ke chand bhi sharmaaye
uski ek jhalak pane ke liya, khuda bhi zami pe aajaye

247. dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahi
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi
zakhm chahe kitne bhi gahre kyun na ho
hum aap ke siva kisi ko kuch batate nahi

248. zindagi mohtaaj nahi manzilo ki 
waqt har kisiko manzil dikha deta hai
marta hai koi kisi se juda hoke
waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai

249. toofaani raat thi, tare chamak rahi the
kutte bhonk rahe the, main andheri raat mein
sunsaan sadak se ja raha tha, achanak
haweli ka darwaaza khula maine dekha
ek aurat safed saaree pehne hue lambe lambe
baal bade bade naakhun maine uska peecha kiya
wo mere aage aage main uske peeche peeche
achanak haveli ka doosara darwaaza khula
wo aage main peech phir ek damse 
jab wo seedi chad rahi thi maine uski
saari pakdi aur poocha is safedi ka raaz ?
usne kaha tide ki safedi !

250. apun dono ki dost ekdam jhakkas hona mangta hai
jhakkas bole tho aupn hira tu moti
apun sabji tu roti apun paani tu tanki
apun tarzaan tu monkey 

251. ek hasi jo hasaa de, ek aasu jo rula de 
ek aarzu jo jaga de, ek chahat jo samajh le
har aahat jo jaan le usi rishte ka naam hai pyaar

252. nanhe se dil mein armaan koi rakhna
duniya ki bhid mein pahchan koi rakhna
ache nahi lagte jab rehte ho udas
in hoto pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna

253. ek din hamaare aansu hum se poochte hai 
ki hume roz roz kyu bulaate ho ? humne kaha hum 
yaad unhe karte hai, tum chale aate ho.

254. fizaaon mein khushboo bikherna hoga
doobey hue sitaaron ko ubhaarna hoga
maine tera naam le awaaz di hai unko
duniya ko bhi aaj therna hoga

255. Har phool khushbudaar nahi hota
Har patthar chamakdar nahi hota
Dosti dekh ke karo
Har dost hum jaisa dildaar nahi hota

256. Dil ko dhadkana aap ne sikhaya
Ankhon se rulana aapne sikhaya
Kaise hum kare aap se bewaafai
Aap se pyaar karna aap ne sikhaya

257. tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi
teri kami ka hai kahi ehsaas bhi
dost lakhon hain jahan mein mere
pare tu pyaar bhi aur khaas bhi

258. Tumhare liya chaand tare tod du
Honda city Mercedes chod du
Mummy papa chod du.. Ae dost itne kafi hai ya
Do char jhooth aur bol du�. Kyun hasi agai

259. tu yaad kar ya na kar
tere na yaad karne ka koi gum nahi
tere na yaad karne ki ada
tere yaad karne se kum nahi

260. lal gulabi rang hai, jhoom raha sawan
suraj ki kirne, khushiyon ki bahar
chand ki chandni,apnon ka pyaar
mubarak ho aapko diwali ka tyohar

261. ek dost ka dost se waads haim 
marte dum tak nibhayenge
maut aye tho tumse pehle hum jayenge
tum ko na bhool payenge
tumhe bhi saath le jayenge

262. sajte dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
aap sada muskurate rehein,
aapke muskurahat ke deewaane bhoot hain


263. shaarab ek bimari hai
jo samajh ko barbaad kar rahi hai
aao milke kasam khaye ki is bimari ko
kahatam kar denge. Ek bottle tum khatam karo
ek bottle hum khatam karein CHEERS

264. fiza mein mehakta shaam ho tum
pyar mein chalakte jaam ho tum
tumhe dil mein chupaye phirte nahin hai dost
meri zindagi ka doosra naam ho tum

265. duriyan bahut hain par itna samajh lo
paas rah kar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota
tum dil ke itne paas ho ki 
duriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota

266. woh ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya
dur itne ho gaye ki bhulaya na gay
dil tho dil tha samundar ka sahil nahin
likh diya naam tho phir mitaaya nahi gaya

267. aapko aashirwaad mile bado se,
sahyog mile choto se
khushi mile jagse
pyaar mile sabse daulat mile rabse
yehi dua hai dilse

268. jab tumhe dekhun to my dil starts flying
tumse baat karne ko I keep trying
jab tu door jaye I feel like crying
arey itna tension matle I was lying

269. gul ne gulshan se fulfam bheja hai
sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai
mubaarak ho aapko ye RAMZAN
maine tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

270. kabhi ghamon si tumhari mulaaqat naho
udaas baithi ho aisi ko baat naho
shikayat ho tho hamein maaf kardena
fursat se baithe ho tho humein yaad kar lena

271. chaand par kali ghata chhati tho hogi
sitaron ko muskurahat aati tho hogi
tum laakh chupao dunia se magar
akele mein tumhe bhi apni shakal 
pe chasi aathi tho hogi

272. tum ho sabki aankhon ka noor
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor
tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag sabse juda 
kyunki tune insaan ke roop mein ho LANGOOR

273. khidki khuli, zulfen udi, socha husne yaar ka deedar tha, par zulfen hati tho kismat footi, KYUNKI WHO THO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA

274. khushi se dil ko aabad karna���aur gham ko dil se aazad karna, hamari  bas itni guzarish hai, ki hame bhi duaon mein yaad karna

275. yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye
aap nahi to aapki tasveer chahiye
par tasveer aapki hamara dil behlanaa sakegi
yeh aap ki tarah muskuranaa sakegi

276. twinkle twinkle lazy star, 
kitna soyega uthja yaar
up above the world so high
sun has risen in the sky
utke jaldi peele chai
then you  call and tell me hi

277. aahat si koi aaya tho lagta hai ki tum ho
saya koi lehraya tho lagta hai ki tum ho
tum hi batao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

278. sabkuch leneka light, exam me likhne ka all rite rite
charo taraf chaand light, bole to ho gai hai night
band karke tube light, sone ka full tight, 
bole to GOOD NIGHT.

279. Bahoot tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki !

280. HUMNE SOCHA KI TUMHARE CHAHNE WALE SIRF HUM HAI,
LEKIN TUMHARE CHAHNE WAALON KA KAFILA NIKLA.
JAB HUMNE SHIKAYAT KI KHUDA SE,
TO WOH KHUDA BHI TUMHARA NIKLA 
 

281. Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.

282. Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey
Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi
Hum anjaani raahon pe chal rahe thhey
Achaanak hi manzil dikha gaya koi


283. Takhdir..
As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

284. As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti
Aur Shadi kay baad,
As a Married person
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz nahi marti

285. Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

286. Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

287. Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Tu kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

288. Maana Ke Aapke Nazaron Main Kuch Nahin Hain Hum
Magar Unse Jakar Puchiye Jin-hain Hasil Nahi Hain Hum

289. Pagal Deewana...
humein na maloom tha
ki aise bhi jamane aayenge,
log karenge humara katal
aur hum katil kehlanyenge

290. Janaaza
"girl"
tum ne kaha tha miloge har
kidki har darwaaze ke peeche,
har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche
bewaffa itne nikle
aye bhi na mere janaaze ke peeche.

"boy"
tumne kaha tha milogi har
khidki har darwaaze ke peeche,
har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche
bewaffa main nahin tum nikli mud ke bhi na dekha,
ik aur janaaza tha tumhare janaaze ke peeche.......

291. Dard Ka Farq
dard main woh bhi hain,
dard mein hum bhi.
woh aasu pe rahen hain,
hum aasu jokh rahen hain.
farq sirf itna hain ki,
woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain,
aur hum khuda se bhi chhupa rahein hain

292. jiski yaad bhulane ko ciggarette jalayi thi,
kambakht dhuwe ne usiki tasbeer banadali

293. Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Don't Worry. Surf Excel Hai Na!

294. Bahaar aane se pehle he fiza chaa gayi
Aur phool khilne se pehle hi bakri kha gayi

295. Door se dekha to zulfon ki gahta chaye the
Paas jaa ke dekha to sardar ji nahaye khade the

296. yun to chahne wale tumhe nahi milenge
mil jayega hum jaise bhi magar hum nahin milenge

297. ulfat mein kabhi aisa bhi hota hai
ankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai
mante hai jise manjil apni
hum safar uska koi aur hota hai

298. aap ki gali se gujare hum kya
ajeeb itefat tha
flower to feka aapne magar
pot bhi saath tha

299. hum dua karte hai khuda se, ki who aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, ek hi CARTOON jaisi cheez hai hamare paas, kahin who bhi common na ho jaye

300. hum ne khuda se dua mangi, dua mein maut mangi
khuda ne kaha use kya jawaab dun, jisne
tumhari lambi umar ki dua mangi

301. nasha hum karte hain, iljam sharaab ko diya jaata hai
lekin isme kusoor sharaab ka  nahi unka hai jinka chehra har jaam mein nazar aata hai

302. maine tumhe chaha magar tumne chaha kisi aur ko
khuda kare tu jise chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko

303. khuda ne jis waqt tumhe banaya hoga ek
junoon sa uspe chaya hoga, pehle socha hoga
khud rakh loo fir chinky ka khayal aaya hoga

304. zaaleem hai khoon, bewafa hai sansay
dukh bhara hai dil, jhooti hai aankhein
zindagi lagti hai maut se bhi battar
kya yehi pyaar hai???

305. kabhi kabhi mere dil mein kahayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein kahayal aata hai
ki kyun mere dil mein kahayal aata hai

306. dost karo college wali se
pyaar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
aankhein ladao Sali se
love karo dil wali se
aur maar khao ghar wali se

307. mashooka:lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekh to�
mashook:darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai�kyon na use wahin rahne diya jaye�.main doobonga to sahara dega����

308. Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaaye baithe the

309.uski julfon ko dekh kar aarman mere bhadka tha
uski julfon ko dekh kar aarman mere bhadka tha
julfen hata kar dekha, who ladki nahi ladka tha

310. khidki khuli, zulfen bikhri
dil ne kaha, dildaar nikla
par hai re meri phuti kismat
nahaya hua sardar nikla

311. bakri chadi pahad par, paani peene ko
bakri chadi pahad par, paani peene ko
paani mila nahin, bakari neeche utar aayi

312.maine tumhe chaha channel badal badal kar
tumne mujhe maara sandal badal badal kar

313. Santa: Marte aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta: Birla cement
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Kyun ki is cement mein jaan hai

314. Koi itna chahe tumhe tho batana, koi tumhara naaz uthaye tho batana
dosti kar to lega har koi, hamaari tarah nibhaye to batana

315. Agar duniya mein kuch karke dekhanai hai tho suno
haathi ke upar ulta khada hokar photo khichvao
ab photo ko ultai karke duniya ko dikhao

316. Chiragon se andhere door ho jate to chaand ki chahat kise hoti
kat sakti akele yeh zindagi to pyaar naam ki chiz hi kyun hoti

317. Ek sardar exam ke time mirror ke samne baith kar padh raha tho. Bolo kyun??
Kyunki saath mein revision bhi ho jayega!!! BOLO TARA RA RA RA!

318. Tamanna-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hai, kisi ke dil mein hum bhi dhadkate hai, na jane hame who kab milenge jinke liye hum roz tadapte hai.

319. Ingredients: 10g hasi, 10g pyar, 20g sukhdukh ka vaada, 5g kasme, thosdisi thakrar, 50g kabhina khatam honewali baatein.
Dish ready: Friendz forever.

320. Zindagi minute hamein rahat bhi tumse milte hain, aur chahat bhi tums milte hai, bus ek guzarish hai rooth na jaana kabhi kyunki ye muskurahat bhi tumse milti hai.

321. Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, are aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya. Coma se jaage mariz ko daraake phir se sula diya wah wah

322. Chand lamho ki zindagi hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte��� dushmano se hi guzarish karni padegi��� ab to dost bhi sms kiya nahi karte

323. Ham kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nai sakte aap bhale hamein bhulake so jao, hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sake

324. Chaand ki roshini mein sara jahan sota hai, kisi ki yaad mein koi badnaseeb rota hai, rab kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, kare tho qayamat tak juda na kare 

325. Wafa ka naam nalo yaro, wafa dil ko dubate hain, sach to yeh hai ki wafa ka naam lene se phir ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai

326. Chod diya hamara saath tho koi gam nahi, bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi, aapse mulakat na ho payi to baat nahi, aap ki ek yaad mulakat se kam nahi

327. Sant kabir predicted LOVE STATUS in internet age
Kahat kabir suno bhai sadho aisa din bhi ayega, LOVE hoga net par aur baccha fax se ayega�

328. Kuch kehte hai to who kehte bahut bolte ho! Chup rehte hai to who poochte, naaraaz ho? Dil ki baat unhe kaise samjhaon, jab izhar karte to wo kehte hai mazaak karte ho!

329. Kaun si DEVI ka kaun sa PRASAD India mein famous hai�� socho��� tanik dimag lagao��� nahi pata? RABRI DEVI ka LALU PRASAD

330. Tez hawa ka jhoka aya, saath mein teri khushboo laya, tab mere dil mein khayal aya, aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya!!!!

331. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, syahi mat samajha, Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, syahi mat samajha, kisi mariz ka sample liya that mera mat samajhna

332. Sitaro ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, us jahan ke hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap se hasin dost doosra na hoga

333. Boy: would you mind dancing with me?
Gal: sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti
Boy: oh sorry, mujhe nahin pata that aap pregnant hai

334. Itna pyaar karta hai prem unse�. Kash unhe bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye, magar aisa na ho ke wo hosh mein tab aaye, jab prem gehri neend mein sojaye

335. Are mamu���hawa k jhonke�..ankh ki batti bujha, light ka meter bandkar, aankhon ke pardey jhuka. Chal so ja bole tho� GOOD NIGHT! AND HAKAS DRAMZ

336. Ae khuda apne chand par gurur na kar
Ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hain
Jab raarif tere chaand ki hoti hai
Log misaal mere DOST ki dete hain

337. Ram ne dhanush toda, sita daud ke aayi
Kishan ne bansuri bajayi aur radha bhag ke chali aayi
Aur humne sirf citi maari, Sali baap ko le aayi

338. Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai, 
kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka kahaya hai,
kyun dosh dete ho kaanto ko,
yeh zakhm toh humne phoolon se khaya hai

339. kabhi badli hui taqdeer nazar aathi hai
yaadon ki bas ek zanzir nazar aati hai
padhe bhi tho kya padhe yaar 
mobile mein bhi uski tasveer nazar aati hai

340. door hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhate hai aap
na jaane kyun dil ko lubhate hain aap
yeh kaisa karishma hai aapka
jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap

341. dil ki galiyon ko dikhaya nahi jaata
mohabbat mein lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata
laakh judaai ho pyar mein phir bhi
zindagi ka pehla pyaar bhulaya nahi jata

342. Tum haste raho, naachte raho, muskurate raho, sadaa khilkhilate raho, naachte raho, muskurate raho, sadaa khilkhilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho��mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal kahenge

343. Arz kiya hai��.aapke sms ana bandh hai
Wah wah, wah wah, aapke sms ana bandh hai
Wah wah, wah wah, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

344. Musibat ka SYRUP ho tum, tension ka CAPSULE ho tum, afat ka INJECTION ho tum, par kya karein jhelna padta hai, kyunki DOSTI KA OXYGEN ho tum

345. Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM, when it ends NA TUM JAANO NA HUM. So lets do MASTI together who knows KAL HO NA HO, but whenever you need a true friend MAIN HOO NAA

346. Kisike vaade pe zindagi tabah kar baithe
Diwangi mein yeh kaisa gunah kar baithe
Ek chaand ki aarzoo ke liye
Hum apni zindagi ko amaavas kar baithe

347. Kuch bikhre sapne hai, kuch tute yaadein hai,
Ek chota sa aasma aur ummidon ki zameen hai
Yun to bahut kuch hai zindagi mein,
Bas jise chahte hain uski kami hai

348. Saawan aate hee murjhaye phool bhi khil jaatein hain, sms sastey kya huve AAP jaise chindi chor bhi SHAAYAR ban jaate hain

349. Ek barsaat ki raat, ek bhigi ladki, bhiga badan, bhigi zulfen, bhige honth, hum dono ki nazarein mili, use dekhke aisa laga ki �� kal use 100% khasi hogi

350. Wajood nahi who hasti kiis kaam ki
Maza na aaye who masti kis kaam ki
Jahan dil na lage who basti kiis kaam ki
Aur aapka kaha hum na mane to DOSTI kis kaam ki

351. A man to sardar: oye sardarji, meri beti ab JAWAN ho gayi hai�� sardar replies: oye, to border pe bhej de!

352. Aapke hath me mobile hai�.chehre pe khoob cee smile hai
Sms ki achichi khasi file hai� phir bhi sms nahi karte ye kaun sa stupid style hai

353. Hum hum hai tum tum ho, na tum kam ho na hum kam hai
Kis baat ka gam hai, isi tarah sms bhejte raho, 
Tabhi to lagega ki mobile wale me dum hai!!!

354. Chandi ka ghoda sone ke lagam, message padhnewalon ko mera salam
Pepsi pinewalon kabhi coke bhi piya karo, message padhnewalo kabhi kabhi 1 � 2 message bhi kiya karo

355. Sardar ki maut par sab sardar naach rahe the. Ek ne poocha ye sab kyun naach rahein hain? Who bole �Are ye pehla sardar hai jo BRAIN TUMOR se mara hai�!!1

356. Jaise lohe ko loha kaat ta hai, sone ko sona kat ta hai
Zeher ko zeher kat ta hai, here ko hera kat ta hai
Waise hii ek din tumhe kutta katega

357. Nadiyo se kinare choot jate hain, aasma se tare toot jate hain
Askar zindagi ke safar mein aisa hota hai, jinse zyada pyaar karo
Wo hee hamse rooth jaate hain

358. Aaj yaar, kal pyar, parso ikraar, phir deedar, phir intezaar, phir inkaar, phir daraar, aur saari mehnat bekaar and one more devdas at beer bar.

359. School mein master ne chote sardar se poocha � jinhe koi kaam nahi unhe kya kehte hain?
Chota sardar bahut soch ke bola � kami-na!!!!

360. Barsaat aye aur zamin gili na ho, dhup aye aur sarson pili na ho, ae dost tone ye kaise soch liya ke SUBAH ho aur hamara SMS na ho. GOOD MORNING.

361. Open with love����..main tumse kuch kehna chahata huu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyaare se teen akshar.MERA BHARAT MAHAN. Jai hind

362. Dil ki kitab ka panna chura le gaya koi
Neend ankhon se udaa le gaya koi
Peene ki aadat nahi thi hume
Jaam nigaho se pila gaya koi

363. Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armaano se bhara dil kabhi na todna, 
Duniya begani banaati hai to kya gam hai, tamanna yehi hai ki aap humse muh kabhi na modna

364. Nazro se nazre churaoge kab tak, dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada, message ko mere mitaoge kab tak?

365. Zindagi tere bin ulfat si lagti hai ek pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai pehle nahin ab sochte hai hum har lamha teri zaroorat si lagti hai

366. Har raat ko chaand ka shingar nahi milta, har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi milta. Ae dost humne bhi duniya dekhi hai, har insaan ko tumhare jaisa yaar nahi milta

367. kya kahu tujhe, khwaab kahu tho tut jayega
dil kahu to bikhar jayega, ab tera naam zindagi 
rakh du, maut se pehle to tera saath na choot payega

368. main student no 786 LOYOLA ACADEMY college ki salakhon se bahar dekhta hun, din, hafto, mahino, saal mein badalte dekhta hun. Is canteen se kisi saste dhabe ki khusbu aati hai yeh building mujhe central jail ki yaad dilaati hai, ye teacher jo ki shakl se hi kasaai lagti hai, ye two year ki inter torture hai.

369. Train ki patri pe mat haga karo! Train aaegi gaand kat jaegi. Aaj hath se gaand dhote ho, kal gaand se hath dho baithoge � issued in favor of public safety

370. Mohabbat mein dard itna milega, pyar itna hi badhega, agar mohabbat sachi hogi toh, zamana ky who khuda bhi jhukega

371. Humari to dua hai koi gila nahin, who gulab jo aaj tak khila nahi, zindagi mien tumko wo sab kuch mile, ho duniya mein aaj tak kisiko mila nahi

372. Wo bhi kya din the, jab tumhe deewano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the! Par hai na tumhari phuti kismat ki us waqt tum do saal ke hua karte the!!!

373. Hi watsup!! Karan johar is producing a new film and is searching for new talent. I have suggested your name please go and meet him. Movie name SHAKAL HO NA HO

374. Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

375. Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

376. Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

377. Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

378. Ladka bola:
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

379. Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

380. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

381. Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

382. Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.

383. Mai akela hi chala tha jani bemanzil ki taraf,
Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya.

384. Kya hamari daur ke kuch pine wale uth gaye,
Aaj khali kyo lag rahe hai paimane kai.

385. Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....

386. Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.

387. bewajah kisisko sataya nahi karte, has se jada kissi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinke sanse chalet ho aapke lafzo se, unhe apni awaaz ke liye rulaya nahi karte

388. pyar mein kabhi petrol nahi hota, pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota, pyar to who gaadi hai mere yaar jisme teesra passenger nahi hota

389. kitchen mein kadai aur cooker baatein kar rahe hai
cooker: aye kadai tu kitni kaali hai
kadai: sale phir bhi tu roz siti maarta hai

390. UMEED ki shama DIL me mat jalana, is jahan se alag DUNIYA mat basana, aaj bas mood mein SMS kar diya par roz intezaar mein PALKEN mat bichana

391. Mana ye ishq itna aasaan hai, ek meethe jaheer ka jaam hota hai, bus do pal ki kushi pane ke liye, har aashi isme badnaam hota hai

392. Hasi ke raste pehchana karo, khushi ke mehek liya kar
Pyaar se dil ko chua karo, aur jaha gum nazar aye 
Is naacheez ko yaad kiya karo

393. Wo aate to hai par tann se nahi
Wo chahte to hai par mann se nahi
Kaun kehta hai ki wo pyaar nahin karte
Wo karte to hai par hum se to nahin

394. Aashiq marte nahi zinda dafnaye jaate hain
Kabar khod ke dekho apne mehbooba ke intezaar mein paaye jaate hain
Hindu kehta hai ise jala do, musalmaan kehta hai ise dafna do,
Magar is bedard jamaane mein koi ye nahi kehta isko iski mehbooba se mila do

395. Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega� chand lamho mein exam aajayega
Abhi waqt hai do line padh lo, warna paas kya tumhe MUNNA BHAI karwayega?

396. Na khuda dil banata, na kisise pyar hota, na kisiki yaad aati, na kisika, intezaar, dil diya use sambhal ke rakhna, shishe se bana hai, pattar se dur rakhna

397. Din jo guzare the saath saath humne, talash unko nazar baar baar karte hain, 
Gila nahi jo naseebo ne juda kar diya, teri judai bhi tho humse pyar karte hain

398. Aey item kya kar rela hai� tera bahot memory arela tha, apun ke akkha dil mein tu ich world famous horella hai bole to apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item dost mila� miss to karegaich na�. Bole to apun ke khopadi ka ram nahi udane ka�. Are maamu� tension nahi leneka , apun ke saare item chokre logon ko bindaas sms karne ka

399. Nanhe se dil mein armaan koi rakhna, duniya ki bheed mein pehchan koi rakhna
Ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas, in hotho pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna

400. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, amanat mein kabhi kayamat nahi hoti
dil ko sambhal ke rakhna ishq ke jail me jamanat nahi hoti

401. dil mein basa hai pyar tera, aankho mein hasi hai tasveer teri, 
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, hum dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY

402. Reliance mobile ke handset ke peeche 3G CDMA likha hota hai, pata hai kyun? 
3G CDMA- teen gujarati chutiye, Dhirubhai, mukesh, anil

403. main apni ishq ki bowling se tere dil ka wicket giraya, meri kismat kaise thi dekho tere dad ne umpire banke no ball ka ishara dikahaya !!!

404. bhool se bhi kisiko na rulana, zindagi mein sabko hasana, dushmano ko bhi gale lagana, phir bhi koi gam ho to is number pe phone lagana

405. koi umeed par nahi aati, koi zaroorat nazar nahi aati, maut ka ek din muayyin, neend raat bhar mujhe kyun nahi aati

406. tussi bade great ho, rasgulle ki plate ho, pepsi ka crate ho, ande ko omlate ho, e-mail karne me late ho, jalebi ki tarah straight ho, khair jo bhi ho mere favorite ho.

407. Meherbaan ho ke bulaalo mujhe jis waqt chahe, main bita hua samay thode na hoon ki wapis aa bhi na sakun

408. Vajpayee ki kavita: mujhe muljate sapno ki shehzadi, agar musharaf ki beti se hoti meri shaadi, hota Kashmir samasya ka samadhaan milta dahej mein pakistaan milta

409. Badal garja barsaat na aayi� dil dhadka awaz na aayi pura din guzar dost, kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na aayi

410. Dil kya chahte hai, dil to bas yahi chahta hai, ki saat janmo tak teri meri yaari rahe and jab tak teri meri yari rahe, apne sms ki barish rahe

411. Bhai ko sms ka hafta kum mil raela hai, apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai, jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya? Bole to abhi bhej!!

412. Hasaati hai dosti rulata hai pyar, milate hai dosti juda karta hai pyar, banate hai dosti mitata hai pyar. Fir bhi log dosti chodke kyun karte hai pyar?

413. Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, apko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, ham to apko yaad karte hai jaan ko jalaakar, shayad apko hamari jaan ki bhi koi fikar nahi..l

414. Seene mein dil hai, dil mein dard hai, dard mein dhadkan hai, dhadkan mein tu hai, tujh mein ada hai, ada mein haya hai, haya mein nazakat hai, nazakat mein shokiyaan, hai shokiyon mein shararat hai, shararat mein gussa hai, gusse mein banavat hai, banavat mein apnaiyat hai, apniyat mein chahat hai, chahat mein quloos hai, quloos mein pyar hai, pyar mein dua hai, dua mein khuda hai,

415. Chehra bhul jaoge tho shikayat nahi karenge, naam bhul jaoge to gila nahi karenge, ae mere dost dosti ki kasam, dosti bhul jaoge to maaf nahi karenge

416. Aap ke khayalon se fursat nahi milti, hame ek pal ki raahat nahi milti, mil tho jaatha hai, sabkuch, bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti

417. One woman to another �aapki sabsi badi taaka kya hai?� she replies �mera pati� aur sabse badi kamzori? She replied �tera pati�

418. A item chal uth suraj ugela hai, chand dubela hai, murga chilla rela hai, mast flower khilela hai, jhakas mahol banela hai, bole to kasam se rapchick � GOOD MORINIG

419. Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hai, patni ke bina ghar adhura hai usi tarha tumhare bina �CIRCUS adhura hai

420. Aaj India ko aazaad hoke 57 years huye, phir bhi no progress�why??
Kyunki aaj bhi indi ki bholi gawar janta kaam dhaam chod kar mera sms padh rahi hai!!!

421. Aasman ki uchai se jyada chaha hai tujko, samender ki gehrai se, jyada jana hai tujhko, ab kya jamegi khuda se apni, jo khuda ki khudai se jyada mana hi tujhko

422. Pyar mein lut jao agar, to husn ko kabhi dosh na dena, pyar karne ka shaukh ho agar, to yaar hamesha HOSH mein rehna!!!

423. Dar dar bhatkte firte hai arman ki tarah, har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah; in DOSTON se CALL  ki aas kya rakhni, yeh to SMS bhi bhejte hai ehsaan ki tarah

424. Jinki aankhen aansu se num nahi, aap kya samajhte ho unhe koi gumnahi? Aap tadap kar ro diye to kya gum chupa ke bhi yahan hansne wale kum nahi

425. Aap ki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal churalun agar bura na lage, aap hamein milkar bhool jaoge par aap ko bhulane mein shayad hamein zamaana lage

426. O burai ke rasgulle, paap ki burfi, bewafai ke laddu, matlabi chuski, dokebazi ki jalebi, badmashi ke pede, jhut ke qalakand, you are cho chweet

427. Maine tujhe chaha, pyar kiya angle badal badal kar, tune mujhe maara sandle badal badal kar.

428. Ek din mar jayega kutte ki maut, marne se pehle ghar gira gaya gaddhe khod khod

429. Tapan sooraj se hoti hai, tadapna dharti ko padta hai, mohabbat aankhon se hoti tadapna dil ko padta hai

430. Umeedon ke sahare jiye ja rahe hain, tera naam lab pe liye jarahe hain, ek tum ho ke milne ka naam nahin lete ek hum hai intezaar kiye ja rahe hain

431. I have blood cancer(I am a disco dancer), zindagi bhar paan khana, muthhi bhar gutka chabaana, to roao (cry), chilao, aur gao yeh gaana, I have blood cancer

432. Don se dosti JAAN KA KHATRA, sardar se dosti DIMAG KA KAHTRA, ladki se dosti DIL KA KHATRA, daru se dosti LIVER SE KHATRA,  apun se dosti SMS KA KHATRA

433. Purani haveli ki phiri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat hote ke peeche chupi hui gande chipkali ki tute hue poonch me baithe badbudaar bacteria ki kasam � I miss you

434. Kaash yadon ko matlab who samjhte, kash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte, nazar milti hai hazaro se, kash meri nazaron ka matlab who samajhte

435. Gita mein likha hai (leave as much space as possible and then write) are baba yahan nahi, gita mein likha hai

436. Agar India gate ka nazara na hota, chandni chowk ka phuwara na hota, ladkio ko fashion ne mara na hota, to aaj India ka ladka awaara na hota

437. Asmaan mein ud rahe the galib
Asmaan me maze is ud rahe the galib
Asmaan me uchal uchal ke ud rahe they galib
Ruk gayi hava GIR GAYE GALIB

438. Phir wohi din hoga! Phir wohi raat hogi! Lekin ab na jaane fir kab mulakat hogi, par karte rehna sms tum, aise hi to dil se dil ke baat hogi

439. Waqt tera gulaam hoga, har pal pe tera naam hoga, zara mud kar dekhna mere dost� tere har qadam pey mera saath hoga

440. Nazarandaz kaise kare aap ko nazaron mein bithaya hai aapko, yaad ane par roye to kaise, darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko 

441. Tum gutter ke suar, nail ke kide, awara kutte, malaria ke machhar, sand ko gobar, makkhi ke thuk se hamesha door rehna meri jaan

442. Raat chupchup hai magar chaand khamosh nahi, kaise kehdu aaj phir hosh nahi, aise dooba teri aankhon ki gehrai mein, hath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi

443. Save this message to read it whenever you fail in life. �APNE HAATHO KI LAKEER KYA DEKHTE HO, NASEEB TO UNKE BHI HOTE HAI JINKE NASEEB MEIN HAATH NAHIN HOTE

444. Are o frendwa, tohar smswa ke intezaar ma hum mubilwa hath mein liye subah se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhyaan dai diyo aur ekadh msgwa bhijwa do - tohri mitwa

445. Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein yuhi aap deewana na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap ki mulakat ka hai

446. Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya, to paise se koi kangal ho gaya, to koi pyaar mein pagal ho gaya, main to aapko message bhejte barbad ho gaya

447. Jab bhi tujhe dekhoo, my heart starts flying, tujhse baat karne ko, I keep on trying, tu na dikhe tho I feel like crying, itna tension mat le yaar, I was lying

448. Unhe yeh shikwa humse hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par kambakhat unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yaad kaise kare jinhe hum bhulte hi nahi!!!

449. Train chali, bheed badhi, itne mein break lagi, ek ladki ladke se takraayi, ladki boli aadmi ho ki jaanwar, ladka bola jaan to tum ho var to hum hai

450. Jinki yaad mein hum, deewane ho gaye, wohi humhi se begane ho gaye, shaayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki, kyunki unki nazar mein ab hum purane ho gaye

451. Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi geharaee mein jaana chod, jab usko hi duri ka ehasaas nahi, humne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya

452. Beggar: allah ke naam pe ek biwi dede, doosre ki nahi to apne hi dede, allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, tulsi hogi to mandira bhi dega

453. Ek aadmi sardar se � mere dadaji one crore ki jayedad chod kar chale gaye� 
Sardar bola: are yaar mere dadaji to sari duniya chod kar chale gaye

454. Sardar: ooo banno car ki speek kyun badhadi?
Bivi: oji car ki break fail ho gai hai, accident ho jaye iske pahele ghar pahoch jate hain

455. Nurse gave the newborn baby to the sardar. The sardar screamed, �puttar hua, puttar hua�. But nurse said �abbey gadhe meri ungli chod, ladki hui hai

456. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakham ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apno se door hona, par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai!!!!

457. Jitna hum aapko yaad karte hain, utna hi aap hame yaad karte hain, fark itna hai ki hum aapko sms karte hain, aur aap sms padke yaad karte hain,

458. Sardar goes to buy underwear on choosing one, shop keeper tells it is of Rs.500/- 
Sardar: are bhai daily wear dikhao, party wear nahi chahiye

459. Is chicken ready? Ready boss� mutton? Yes boss. Fish? Yes boss. Bakra? No, it is still reading the message boss

460. Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, har baat bataane ka andaaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisiko apne pyaar par naaz hota hai

461. Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai, apka pyar mila humkoye kya kam hai� apke dil mein ek choti si jagah palu to who jagah  TAJ MAHAL  se kya kam hai

462. Aapke liye ek film mein baat ki hai, chota sa role hai, heroine aapko gufa mein lejakar goli maar degi. Film ka naam hai GUFA MEIN KUTTE KI MAUT

463. Us pyaari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intezar de, awaz mat sunana ae zalim, ek miss call to de

464. Shayari by sardar: khidki se dekha to raaste pe kuch nahi tha, khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

465. Khushi ko dhundne se gam milte hain, yeh gam zindagi mein hardam milte hai, jo dil ke saare dard baant le, aise log zindagi mein kam milte hain

466. Agar chiraagon se hi andhere door ho jaate, to chaan ki chahat kis hoti, agar kat sakti biwi se saath yeh zindagi, to mehbooba naam ki chiz kyun hoti

467. Arz kiya hai�� na gujrna ieed ke dinkisi masjid ke paas se, kahin log chaand samajhke apna roja na tod de, aur hokar kahafa khuda tumse kahin, husan banana hi na chod de

468. Khud he beh jayenge mitti ke yeh gharonde, pao se inhae ronda nahi karte, phoolon se to fir behtar hai who kaante, thaam kar daaman jo choda nahi karte

469. Door nigahon se baar baar jaaya na karo, dilko is qadar tadpaaya nak aro, tum bin ek pal bhi jeena sakenge hum, yeh ehsaas baar baar dilaaya naa karo

470. Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai, kismat se apni sabko shikaayat kyo hoti hai, ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti, jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat yon hoti hai

471. Taste this sms, did you feel the taste of ginger? NO??!!? SURE? Well� BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD

472. If balakrishna is to say about cell orey messagelu pampadam kadu, dammu untey ne cell lo balance untey signal sarriga untey, battery charging untey phone to phone, ear to ear, day or night anytime ne cell nunchi aina sarey vere cell nunchi aina sarey sms to kadu cel bill tho champasta

473. Ek khawab, ek khayal, ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti me padne wali har zaroorat ho tum, jisko roz ek sms karna pade are yaar ajeeb musibat ho tum

474. Arz kiya hai uske pyaar mein ban gaya baraf ka gola, uske pyaar mein ban gaya baraf ka gola, who bewafa boli THANDA MATLAB COCA COLA

475. Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai, waa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekh zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai

476. Engineer interview dene gaya. 
Boss: aap salary kitni chahte hain?
Eng: one lack per month
Boss: hum aap ko five lacks denge
Eng: kyo mazak karte hai sir?
Boss: SHURUAT KISNE KI�

477. Tu door sahi majboor sahi, majboor sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, tumhari GAND waha pe path ti hai awaaz yahan par aati hai

478. Dosti ki judai ka gam na karna, door rahe phir bhi yaad karna, agar mile zindagi ke kissi mod pe, toh hamein dekh kar aankhen bandh na karna

479. Ga to hum bhi sakte the par aawaj besuri nikali,baja to hum bhi sakte the par saaj bewafa nikli, are TAJMAHAL  to hum bhi banwa sakte the par meri mumtaj teri girl friend nikli

480. Kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, kisi ladki ko math ched paap lagega, ek din tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap banega

481. Yun to yaadein purani nahi hoti, unko pana sabki kismat nahi hoti, hum dil rakh aaye hai unke dar par, jante hue ke unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti

482. Aankhe kholu to chehra unka ho, ankhe bandh karoo to sapna unka ho, mar bhi jaoo to koi gam nahi, agar� kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho

483. Maine phone karne poocha � hello is it 221714? Lady boli - hindi mein bolo, I asked do do ek saath choda? Lady boli: nahi sir RELIANCE hai teen teen ek saath choda

484. Dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahi, hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, zakhamchahe kitne hi gehre kyon na ho, hum DETTOL  ke siva aur kuch lagate nahi

485. Mushkilon se apki mulaqat naho. Udas baitho aisi koi baat na ho. Dua hai ki mehfilon se saje zindagi aapki, bas humein pukar lena agar koi saath na ho.

486. Peg per peg peene se kya fayda? Subah hui to sab utar jayengi, kisi hasina ki aankhon se pio, khuda ki kasam umar sari nashe me gujar jayegi�

487. Ishq sabhi kojeena sikha deta hai, wafa ke naani pe marna sikha deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekho, zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai

488. Dekh ke hamein who sir jhukate hain, bulao ke mehfil mein nazrein churate hai, nafrat hai humse to bhi ka baat nahi, gairon se mile ke dil kyun jalaate hain

489. Arre diwano, mujhe pehchano, kaha se aaya mein hu kaun, main hu kaun? Main hu main hu arey dhakan sandy aur kaun

490. UF, dabao na, zara jor se, aisa karo, apni shirt nikal do, pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi� ab jorse� tight hai� aur jorse ooh, ho gaya� ye suitcase bhi na

491. Pathar ki pooja kar baithe hum naadan the, teri aadat teri fitrat se anjaan the, waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro varna hum bhi mehfil ki kabhi jaan the

492. Ek kasak dil ki dil mein dabi reh gayi, zindagi mein tumhari kami reh gayi, itni ulfat ke baad bhi vo mujhe na mile, shayad mere MOHABBAT mein hi kuch kami rahenge

493. Kisi din hamari lena kahabar, ke kya beet rahi hai tera bagair, chalet hue rahon mein, rakhan nazar, kahin tere kadamon ke neeche na ho meri kabar

494. Santa standing without shirt in balcony. Banta: wah sardara kya chest hai. Santa: oye, ye to kuch nahi, andar ja ke teri bhabhi ki dekh

495. Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai, waqt ko marham banana seekh lo, haarna tohai hi maut ke samne, filhaal zindagi se jeetna seekh lo.

496. Mohabbat ka dekho asar kaisa hota hai, jaan idhar hoti hai dil udhar hota hai, oochne lage hain log ab humko sabhi, janaab ka aajkal dhyan kidhar hota hai

497. Khaamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota, nakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota, kya hua jo unhe paa na sake, sirf paalene ka matlab hi pyaar nahi hota

498. Waqt to hume bhula chukka hai, mukaddar bhi na bhula de, pyaar isliye hum nahi karte, darte hian koi phir se rula na de

499. Teacher: beta batao to TAMSO MAA JHOTIR GAMAYA sholokka kya arth hai
Student: tum so jao maa main jyoti ke paas jaa raha hun

500. Dosti se badi koi jaageer nahi, is se acchi koi tasveer nahi, yeh to ek naaazuk sa dhaaga hai, fir bhi is se pakki koi zanzeer nahi

501. Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai, dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyaar ki, aakhir pyaar ein dard hi to humdard hota hai

502. Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aya karo mehfil me hamar mazak na udaya karo, ispar ansu tadap kar bale itne log mein apko tanha pate hai isliye chale ate hai.

503. Chot kahte hain aur muskurate hain, yahi aadat is dil ko sikhate hai, hum to gum lekar bhi yaad rakhte hai, aur ek aap hai jo gam dekar bhul jaate hai

504. Ek mandir mein, buri niyatwale gayab hojate the. Salman gaya, salman gayab. Sharukh gaya, sharukh gayab. Hritik gaya, hritik gayab, bipasha gayi, bhagwaan gayab

505. Log kehtehain itni dosti mat karo, ke dost dil par sawaar ho haye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke, dushman ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye.

506. Dard kafi hai bekhudi ki liye, maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye, kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dost ke liye

507. Kisike dil mein basna bura to nahi, kisiko dil me basana khata to nahi, gunah ho yeh zamaneki nazar mein to kya hua, zamanewale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi

508. Log kente hain humne jisse dosti ki hai, who chaand ka tukda hai, lekin hum kehte hain, humne jisse dosti ki hai, chaan uska ek tukda hai

509. Ishq ke jaam ko aise na piya ke aadha piya aadha chod diya, yeh pyaar hai mere yaar, nahin koi VIM BAR ke thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya

510. Bikta agar pyaar to kaun nahi kharidta, bikti agar khushiyan to kaun use bechta, dard agar milta to hum apse kharid lete aur aapki khushiyo ke liye khud ko bech dete

511. Zindagi ki rahom mein bahut se yaar milenge, hum kya hum se bhi acche hazaar milenge, in acchon ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge

512. Na koi kisi se door hota hai, na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai, yaar khud chalke aata hai, jab koi kisi ke naseeb mein hota hai

513. Dosti ki tadap to dekhaya nahi jata, dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaga nahi jata.kitni bhi door ho dosti mein, aap jaisa dost bulaya nahi jata

514. Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya, phool ne mali ko kuch khaas banaya. Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya?

515. Yu kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai, itne anmolansu khona fizul hai, rona to unke liye jo humpar nisaar hai, unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hai

516. Zindagi ne diya aisa tohfa ki har tohfe pe dum nikla, jab khola us tohfe ko toh, chand khushiyan liye dher sara gam nikla

517. Hum aapki yaad mein bahut udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki ek aas hai; na jaane kitne log humare paas hai, lekin humare liye to sirf aap hi khaas hai

518. Vaade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye, zakhm muft and dard tofe mein bhijwaaye, is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi, ki maut se pehle dost kafan le aaye

519. Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hai, dil ke dard kise dikhae, marham lagaane wale hi zakham de jaate hain

520. Jab jab bagon mein bahar ayegi, tab mere sms ki bochhar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayengi, par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi

521. Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost, dosti dil me hoti hai, sirf SMS mein nahi

522. Yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamon ki gaherai mein, hamein mat dhoondo duniya ki bhid me hum milenge tumhari girl friend ki rajai mein

523. Book khulte hain exam ka sama hota hai, aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai, dimag ki baatein paper par nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet mein bayaa hota hai

524. Andhe ke haath mein TORCH, behre ke haathe mein RADIA, gunge ke haath mein MIKE, aur tumhare haath mein MOBILE, wah wah kya zaman aaya hai

525. Shehar ki galli mein paan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan, dev ne khilaya paro ko paan, paan khake paro boli shukriya bhaijaan

526. Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein, zindagi mein udaasi cha gayi, socha tha chod denge is raah ko par aaj mohalle mein dusri aa gayi

527. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, TAJ na banaiye bahut costly padega, har taraf mumtaz banate rahiye

528. Phulon mein haseen gulaab hai padne ke liye zaroori kitaab hai, duniya mein har sawal ka jawaab hai, agar koi aapse mere bare mein puchche to kehna who lajawaab hai

529. Likho to kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye, har lafz mein wo dard paida karo, ki wo pyaar karne par majboor ho jaaye.

530. Palkon mein qaid kuch sapne hai, kuch begane kuch apne hai, na jaane kya KASHISH hai in khyalon mein, wo hum se door hoke bhi kitne apne hai

531. Teacher: what is common between Gandiji, mahavirji and Christ.
Chota sardar: sare de sare chutti wale din paida hoye se

532. Na jaane kya abhi ek ansu aankh se jalka, dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aaye, chahat hai itni aap se milne ki haste hue bhi aankhe bher aaye

533. Na chaho humein, chahton se dar lagta hai, na aao itna kareeb, judai se dar lagta hai, aapki wafaon pe bharosa hai magar, apne muqaddar se dar lagta hai

534. God apun se pucha kidhar jayenga? Heaven ki hell? Apun bola hell!! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, jaha tum hoenga vo bhi heaven mafiq lagenga�

535. Ek dost ne sardars se poocha �yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyun dekhta hai?� sardars: yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do

536. Ek din primika a dwaar par JANAB GALIB SUSU karte pakde jane par bole, tere ishq ne mujhe itna dard diya kambakhat aasuo ne bhi apna raasta badal diya

537. Saddam Hussein�s favorite song � idhar chupa main udhar chupa, jaane kahan main kidhar chupa, are pakad liya...yeh bush tune kya kiya !!!??!!

538. Before marriage husband is PRAN NAATH and wife is CHARNO KI DAASI, after marriage husband is CHARANDAAS and wife is PRANO KI PYAASI

539. Aah bharti hai magar ro nahi sakte, jaan hazir hai magar de nahi sakte, aarzoo dil mein hai magar kahe nahi sakte, dosti ki hai magar mil nahi sakte.

540. Angrez: whats your favorite phool?
Hindu: Lotus.
Angrez: I clean my ass with that.
Muslim: chameli.
Angrez: I clean my ass with that
Sardars: cactus, le ab saaf kar le

541. What happens if electrical industry starts producing movies? Some film titles may look like these:
BIJALI GIRI
MUNNA BHAI B.E.E
CURRENT MIL GAYA
HUM PYAR CIRCUIT SE KAR BAITHE
NETWORK KE US PAAR
MERI BATTERY TERE PAAS HAI
HUM AAPKE CAPACITOR MEIN RAHATE HAIN
DO JUNCTION, BAARAH CONDUCTOR
MR. NETWORK LAL
EARTHING TO HONA HI THA
HUM FUSE JALA CHUKE SANAM

542. Umar ki raah mein insaan badal jaata hai, waqt ki andhi mein tufaan badal jatha hai, sochata hun tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad mein irada badal jata hai.

543. Aisa DOSTANA hamara, main KASHTI tu kinara, mai DHANUSH tu teer, mai MATAR tu paneer, mai VARSHA tu badal, mai RAJMA tu chawal, main HOT tu cool, main APRIL tu fool

544. kta hai hum saath reh na paaye, ek dusre se kabhi kuch kehna paaye, itni nazdikiyan na badhao, ki hum duriyan sah paaye,

545. ho humse jannat mein takra gaye... aaj who humse jannat mein takra gaye... aur hamare dil se awaz nikli... �tumhare maaki, tum idhar bhi aagaye!�

546. karte hain yaaron ko, yaadon se dil bhar aata hai, kabhi saathe jiya karthe the sab, aaj milne ko dil taras jaatha hai.

547. ng: agar mujhe tum bhool gaye to god tumhe LALOO ka brain, MAYAVATHI  ka face, MULAYAM ki jawaani, KALAM ka hair style, aur ATAL ki chal dega.

548. Dost subah teri, shaam meri ho, din tera raat meri ho, hansi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut aaye to dost sirf kabar teri laash meri ho

549. Jo pal pal chalti rahe: zindagi hai, jo har pal jalti rahe: roshini hai, jo pal pal khilti rahe: mohabbat hai, jo kisi pal saath no chode: who dosti hai

550. Dil mein tumhari aphi kami chod jayenge, aaankhon mein asun ki nami chod jayenge, yaad rakhna mujhe, dhundte firoge ek din jab ye zindagi chod jayenge

551. Ek sardars har Sunday holi kehlta tha. Ek aadmi ne puucha sardarji aap kyu har Sunday holi kelte hain.
Sardars � maine padha hai Sunday is HOLIDAY

552. fursat kise  hai...zakhmo pe murhum lagane ki, nigahe badal gayi apne aur begane ki, tumna chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi, warna tamanna na rahegi naye dost banane ki

553. karni khuda se faryaad baki hai, hame unse kahni kuch baat baki hai, maut ayegi to kah denge, ruk abhi mere dost se mulakaat baki hai

554. kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai, pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jaate hai, hete hain us daur ko dosti jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jaate hain

555. dil dukhaya hai maine sabka mujhe is duniya mein jeene ka koi hakh nahi, mujhse ruthe hai jo unhe manane ka muhe koi hakh nahi, mujhe koi chahe aise koi dhadkan nahi, mein mar jao is se badkar koi khushi nahi, magar meri wajah se kisi aur ke aankhon se aansu nikle mujhe manzuur nahi

556. Machhar song: bhege honth tere, pyaasa dunk mera, lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera, kabhi mere saath koi raat gujaar, tujhe subah tak suja doo yaar

557. Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, meri tara se sms honge tera jawaab nahi ayega

558. Ek lamha unhone hamari zindagi savaar di, ek lamha mein unhone hamari zindagi ujaad di, kasoor unka nahi, hamara tha jo un do lamho meri zindagi guzaar di

559. Abse isko nakaam na hone dinge, dil ki mehfil mein shaam na hone denge, mohabbat ka har ilzaam apne sar lelenge, magar tumko badnaam na hone denge.

560. Anjaane mein hum dil gawa baithe, is pyaar mein kaise dhooka kha baithe, unse kya gila kar bhul hamari hai, jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

561. Saare dhoobi mare mare fir rahe hai, kyunki unke gadhe nahchar mil rahen hain, gupt kahbaron se pata chala hai ki who sms padh rahein hain

562. Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah kharab hi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi lagage. Tumhara bhai

563. Ganje ke sar par do baal the, ek baal ne dusre se kaha, chalo hum dono shaadi karle aur baal paida karte hain, dusre ne kaha baal vivah gair kanooni hai

564. Ek arsa hogaya dekh kar apni surat... aapko ho na ho humko to hai aapki zaroorat

565. Bhulse bhi yaad agar humari aye toh.. pad lee jiyega huzoor, aur sochlena us taraf bhi... chaaya hai kuch aisa bhi suroor

566. Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta, is ka matlab ye nahi main usse pyaar nahi karta, chahta hun main use aaj bhi par uski soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi karta, tamasha na ban jaye kahin meri mohabbat, isliye apne dard ko aksar zahir nahi karta. Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hun main, uske liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta, par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat mein zalim, warna use chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

567. Guzre hue kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamhon se ankhen bhar athi hai, who shaam nirali ban jaathi hai, jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.

568. Kya ankhen hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paya hai, aisa lagta hai, jaise peepal ke ped se BHOOT utar ke aaya hai.

569. Ek hasi jo hasa de ek ansu jo rula de, ek aarzoo jo jaga de, ek chaahat jo samajh le har aahat jo jaan le usi rishte ka naam hai dosti

570. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, khuda salamat rakhe tum ko varna bandatr ki tarah ucchal kood kaun karega

571. Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota, duriyan badne se pyaar kam nahi hota, waqt bewaqt ho jaathi hai, aankhe nam, kyuki yaadon ka koi  MAUSAM nahi hota

572. Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi, pehli hi raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbaadi, kehta hai meri kismat khoti hai, kyunki makkhi good night laga ki soti hai

573. Rishton ki ye duniya hai niraali, sab rishtoen se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari, manzoor hai ansu bhi ankho mein haamare, agar aa jaye muskaan hothon pe tumhaare.
Waqt tera gulaam hoga, har pal pe tera hi naam hoga, zara mudkar dekh mere dost, har kadam pe mera saath hoga.

574. Naseeb se milta hai yaar, naseeb se milta hai dildar badi nazuk chij hai yeh sambhal ke rakhna, kyonki naseeb walo ko milta hai sacche dost ka pyaar

575. Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho. Teri aankhen kabhi ansuon se nam no ho...tujhe mile zindagi ki har khushi... chahe us khushi mein shamil hum na ho

576. Sardar1: raat ko teri khidki khuli thi, I enjoyed full scene of you and your wife.
Sardar2: ban gaya na buddhu, main kal poori raat ghar pe hi nahi tha

577. Sabse clever kaun: tum, sabse smart kaun: tum, sabse se strong kaun: tum, in sab mein tum se zyada kaun: hum, lekin duniya mein sabse achche dost kaun: humtum

578. Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hun, tujhe mile bina teri haal batha sakta hun, hai mera dost mein itna dum, apni ankh ka aansu teri aankh se gira sakta hun, yehi dosti hai

579. Na daulat na koi tajmahal chod jayenge, hum apni yaadgaar gazal chod jayenge, tum aaj chaho jitni hasi udalo hamari, magar rota hua tmhe hum kal chod jayenge

580. Ye armaan toh kaanch ke tukde hain, jo dil ki zameen par bikhre hain, inko mat chedo ki zakhm abhi gehra hai, in par aaj bhi kisike yaad ke pehre hain

581. Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aaya chaand ko bhool gaye, gujra kya kuch lamha hamare bagai, aap to hamey hi bhool gaye

582. Kabhi kabhi hostla bhi aajmana chahiye... bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye, agar 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite, to 8ve din zaroor naha lena chahiye

583. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye, mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye, karu main sms ladkiyon ko, aur naam tera aaye, maar tujhe pade, aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye

584. Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamari, aap yuhin khush rahein hasarat hai hamari, aap ko hum yaad aayen na aayen, aap ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

585. Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya, khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya, ek chaand chup gaya jane kahan, ek sitara use dhoondta reh gaya

586. Nind apni bhula kar sulaya aapko, ansu apne gira kar hasaya aapko, dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasvir ko, khuda bhi kehta hai maa-baap justko- if you love your parents then forward this message to as many people as you can

587. Apne pyaar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye who phir bhi unka haath thaam na sake

588. Ishq ek nasha hai, jo dard ki gali mein bikta hai, ek pal ka maza hai zindagi bhar ki saza hai, usse maut kya bachayega jo saza-e-ishq mein fasa hai

589. Apne dard-e-dil ka humdard hame hi paoge, in tanhaiyon mein saah hame hi paoge, door hai apse to kya hua, in duriyon mein bhi sabse kareeb hame hi paoge

590. Garam chai, specially for you, I mixed it with 1tsp of care, 2tsp of love and 3tsp of happiness. Hope you have nice day

591. Har chaand ka deedar nahi karte, har neend mein aaram nahi karte, yun to hazaaron nazar milti hai lekin har nazar se pyaar nahi karte

592. Khud ko mohabbat mein fida kaun karega, sab nek banenge to gunah kaun karega, ae rab sanam bewafa ko rakhna salamat varna mere marne ki dua kaun karega

593. Sapno se dil lagana bhool gaye, har waqt muskurana bhool gaye, ye soch ke koi manane nahi ayega, ab hum ruth jaana bhool gaye

594. Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, Kaash banaanewale ne sheeshe ka dil banaya hota, todnewale ke haath mein koi to zakhm to aaya hota

595. Hazaaron jopdian raakh hotee hai tab ek mahal banta hai, hamare marne par kafan bhi nahi, aur unke marne par TAJ MAHAL banta hai

596. God ne apko bheja to bheja par sie bheja ki bheje mein bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja, waise yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine aapko bheja

597. Karoge afsos jab meri lash dekhoge, mere jism pe lipta hui kafan dekhoge meri chahat zindagi bhar tujko tadapti rahegi, tum bhi door khade marne ki rah dekhoge.

598. Kabristan ke chowkidaar ke neeche baithe hue gande kutte ke gale mein rengte hue beemar bacteria me chupe hue virus ki kasam ek message kar

599. Mohabbat diwano ki diwangi hoti hai, nazakat hasino ki shaan hoti hai, dosto se to kya dushman se bhi dosti nibhate hain hum doti se hi to hamari pehchaan banti hai

600. Tajmahal ki diwaro pe likha hai, khutub minaar ke diwaro pe likha hai, iss jahan ke har minaro pe likha hai... ki yahan likhna mana hai

601. Hanthi ne kaha jakar hathini ki kabar par, hanthi ne kaha jakar nathini ki kabar par, mujhe naaz tha tumhari patli kamar par

602. Ek din ek daaku ek sardars ke ghar me ghuss gaya aur bola SONA kahan hai? Sardars bola ullu ke patthe pura ghar khali hai, kahi bhi soja

603. Dil-e-nadan tujhe hua kya hai, aakhir is dard ka dawa kya hai, hum ko unse wafa ki har ummeed wo nahi jaante wafa kya hai

604. Hayo rabba, tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ji ek mint ruko mainu good night te wish kar len do! Good night hai ji! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena

605. Humse door jaoge kaise, dil se hume bhulaoge kaise, hum to vo khushboo hain jo aap ki saanso mein baste hain, khud ki saanso ko rok paoge kaise

606. Arz kiya hai � bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi daraane ki, hum yun hi behosh ho jate, kya jaroorat thi muskuraane ki

607. Bahut door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagti ho, nazron se door rehkar bhi khas lagti ho, dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho phir bhi mujhe smart lagti ho

608. Dil armano se houseful hai, pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, is duniya mein har chiz wonderful hai, par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai

609. Sardars to his friend yaar yeh policewaale bhi buddhu hai, diesel jeep leke nikalte hai, aur kehte hai petroling kar rahe hai

610. Sathe chodke kabhi humse juda mat hona, wafa chahi hai humse bewafa mat hona, ruthe chahe sari khudai humse magar, tum khafa mat hona

611. Tum door jaakar itna itra rahe ho, kabhi hum gaye to bhula na paoge, hasna jise aadat samajh baithe ho hamari, kabhi hum roye to hasa na paoge

612. Message na karke dil tod diya mera, ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to apna rumaal udha dena, koi pucche rog kya tha, to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena

613. Boy and girl in a party. Boy: how many sisters and brother do you have? Girl: six. Boy: baap ko aur kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: what about you? Boy: one. Girl: baap mein dum nahi tha kya

614. Duniya mein koi kisiki liye kuch nahi karta, marne wale ki saathe har koi nahi marta, are marne ki to baat door rahi, yaha to zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

615. Chaand utra tha hamare aangan mein, yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua, hum bhi sitaron se kaise gila karein jab chaand hi hamara na hua

616. Tum aye the raat khwaabo mein is tarah, subah uthkar dekha to patloon mein susu aa gaya

617. Hum haste hain tumhe hasaane ke liye, hum ye zindagi meete hain tumhe pane ke liye, tum ek baar humse ruth karke to dekha, hum mar jayenge tumko manane ke liye

618. Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe

619. Woman goes to manager of the restaurant, who is a sardars.
Woman: sardarji, susu karne ki jagah dikhao.
Sardars: naughty! Pehle tum dikhao

620. Baithe tere khayalo mein kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam, tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigam  ZINDA/MURDA PADNE WALE KO 500 KA INAM

621. Wafa ke naam se ghabrate hain, jidhar dekho ghum hi ghum nazar aate hain, dil ka dard aansu bankar na nikle, is liye hum har waqt muskurate hain

622. Hum bigadte hai to bhuchaal aa jaata hai, hum machalte hain to toofan machal jata hai, humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hain to ITIHAS BADAL JATA HAI

623. Mubarak ho (5 times) congratulations, lakh lakh badhaaiyan, mubarak ho, PAPPU PAAS HO GAYA

624. Tum hame itna sms karte ho, kya iske peeche tumhara koi plan hai, ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka ek fan hai

625. apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye, na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, duniya mein ab hum kisiko apna kahenge, wo bhi sabki tarah bewafa ho gaye

626. ugta hua suraj dua de aapko khilta hua phool khushboo de aapko, hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai... denewale hazaar khushiyaan de aapko

627. wada karo par nibhana sikho, chahat dil mei rakho par jatana sikho, yun hi kisiko intezaar na karaao, koi agar pyaar mein sms kare to reply karna sikho

628. chaiwala: bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, haye haye.
Ladki: kali si surat, hatho mein ketli door khada chillaye, chai chai

629. Namaskar! Main amitab bacchan bol raha hun KBC se, aapki girl friend meri hot seat pe baithi hai, agli awaaz aapke girl friend ki AH OH A AA AAAAA OOOOH

630. Kab tut jaye kasam, kasam hi to hai, kab badal jaye nazar, nazar hi to hai, tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal kab bichad jaye, zindagi hi to hai,

631. Seven wonders of the world
Apun
Apun ki smile
Apun ki style
Apun ki personality
Apun ka nature
Apun ke sms
Apun ke friend, bole to TUM

632. Mere sms ke charche hone lage, log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho aap jo aap ko sms mila, jise nahi mila who mobile patak patak kar rone lage

633. Dard se dosti ho gayi doston, zindagi bedarda hogayi doston, kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, magar door tak roshni ho gayi doston

634. VEERU: basanti in kutton ke samne mat naachna. Sardars sat with his dog in theater: saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ke bhi ticket liya hai

635. Gira hua paani bhara nahi jata, marne waloon ke peeche mara nahi jata, koshis karo kabhi dil na kisi ka tute, kyonki tuta hua dil kabhi joda nahi jata

636. Jab zindagi sajti hai to dulhan si lagti hai, jab rang badalti hai to bewa si lagti hai, ye bereham to kisi se wafa nahi karti, phir bhi kyo sab ko mehbooba si lagti hai

637. Na mandir na bhagwaan, na pooja na snaan, har roz subah hote hi humara sabse pehla kaam, ek pyaara sa sms hamare dost ke naam

638. Ek kavi shaadi ke baad apni patni se bola: aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho, bhavana ho, kalpana ho. Patni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi ajay ho, rohit ho, rakesh ho

639. Zindagi mein kuch bhi ho kabhi pyaar nahi karna, apne sapno ko kisi ke naam nahi karna, agar ho zindagi se pyaar toh kisi ka intazaar nahi karna, jo hamni ki thi galti who aap math karna

640. Student ke dard ko university kya jaane, college ke riwaajo ko parents kya jaane, hoti hai kitni taqlif ek paper likne mein, who paper check karne wale kya jaane

641. Mohabbat mein hum mashoor kya huye, har harkat hamari diwangi lagne lagi, lafz jo nikle haal dil ka bayan karne, zamane ko har wo baat shaayari lagne lagi

642. College girl: na ched kisi ladki ko paap lagega, tu ek din kisi ladki ka baap hoga
Boy: khuda kare tera kehna sachha ho, jo mujhe baap kahe, wo tera baccha ho

643. Doctor: tumhara wajan kitna hai?
JASSI: chashma ke saath 61kg
Doctor: aur bina chashme ke?
JASSI: wo to mujhe nahi dikhta

644. Who aake humare mehfil mein kuch kahe toh baat ban jayegi, phir yeh sochta hun agar who kuch na kahe to bhi baat ho jayegi

645. Sardars se pucha: tere do bhai ko muche hai, tujhe kyon nahi? Sardars: dono mere baap par gaye hain, aur mein mere maa par

646. Phone nahi, sms nahi, missed call nahi, kya hua ...... zoo wale phir se pakadke le gaye kya????

647. Dosti ka haq hum ada karenge, tere naam pe jaan fida karenge, tujhko phool se bhi zakham na aye kabhi dost, ye apne khuda se hum dua karenge

648. Shamma parwane se ro ro keh rehi hai, shamma parwane se ro ro keh rehi hai, jara rumaal to dedo meri naak beh rahi hai

649. Girl asked the boy which part of me is sexy; boy replied the part, which is oval in shape, surrounded by hairs, contains salt water. DON�T THINK RUBBISH, ITS YOUR EYE

650. SHAH JAHAN ne TAJ MAHAL ko bade ghor se dekha har diwaar, har kahin, har khidki ko dekha aur kaha mohabbat ki makachut BOHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA

651. Just know about pyaar vs. dosti
Pyar ek shikva hai, dosti ek jasba hai
Pyaar mein har baar dhoka milta hai, dosti mein baar baar mauka milta hai
Pyaar diwano ka kaam hai, dosti samajhdaro ka
Pyaar mein musibat hoti hai, dosti mein nasihat
Pyaar mein dil toot ta hai to koi na koi rusva hota hai

652. Zindagi bahut choti hai yaaron, kabhi dard hai kabhi khushi hai yaaron, is choti se zindagi mein mohabbat mil jaye to dharti bhi swarg banjaye yaaron

653. Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhae, marham lagaane wale hi zakhm de jate hain

654. Zindagi mein kabhi pyaar mat karna, ho jaye to inkaar mat karna, nibha sako to chalna uski rahon par varna kisiki zindagi barbad mat karna

655. Kabhi dil ujada kabhi ashiana, sitam pe sitam dha raha hai zamana, wafa ki chah mein mar gae hum, tumhari mohabbat bhi thi ek bahana

656. Wife: jab tum DESI pite ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho, jab WHISKY pite ho to mujhe DARLING kehte ho, aaj kya piye ho ke CHUDAIL kehte ho
Husband: aaj main hosh mein hoon

657. Jane kaha gaye who din (leave 20 blank screens) pata chale to batana

658. Nafrat thi humse to izhaar kyun kiya, dena tha zeher tho pyaar kyun kiya, dekar zeher kehte hain peena hi hoga aur jab pee gaye to kehte hai jina hi padega

659. God asks a marwadi: swarg mein jahyega ke narak mein?
Marwadi: are baba, dono ke beech mein, dukan dilwa do to dono side ka grahak mil jaayega

660. Jaam se kabhi itni nafrat na karo ki pina chaho to kabhi pi na sako, kisi ko itna pyaar na karo ki bichad kar jeena chaho to jee na sako

661. Tum duniya mein behat aage badoge, kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge log tumhe kahenge chal be chal aage badh

662. Har shaam ke baad raat aati hai, har baat ke baad aapki yaad aati hai, chup rehkar bhi dekh liya maine, abto khamoshiyon se bhi aapki awaz aati hai

663. Koi kaht nahi koi khabar nahi, apko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, ham to apko yaad karte hai jaan ko jalakar, shayad apko hamare jaan ki koi fikar nahi

664. Patte gir sakte hain ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai, aasman nahi, dharti sook sakti hai, dariya nahi... duniya sudhar sakti hai tum nahi

665. Is dil mein tarane bahut hain, zindagi mein jeene ke bahane bahut hain, kis kis ko sms karu, kambakht is nacheez ke deewane bahut hain

666. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apnose door hona... waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai

667. Unhe fursat nahi milney ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke, agar aye wo meri maut pe, to keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke

668. Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe vo marthi thi, nazrein jhukake thoday Sharma ke hritik ki galiyon se gujar ti thi, chori chori chupke chupke salman ko chitian likha karti thi shayad kuch kehna tha usko bobby se par na jane sunny se kyo darthi thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se aksar pucha karti thi, SANDY kahan hai

669. Soch tha na honge zindagi mein kabhi ruswa, magar pyaar ki ruswaai tabah kar gayi, gaye the mehfil mein gam bhulane, waha bhi tanhai apna farz adaa kar gayi

670. Garib mariz: doctor, mere paas paise nahi hai, aap mera ilaj kar de to kabhi aapke kaam aunga.
Doctor: kya kaam karte ho
Mariz: kabar khodta hun

671. Tum paas aaye, yun muskuraye, apne 32 daant mujhko dikhaye, dekh ke mera dil, foot foot ke rota hai, yaar tumse brush bhi dhang se nahi hota hai

672. Phir chupke se yaad aa gaye tum, meri aankhon ko phir rulaa gaye tum, kaise shukria adaa Karen tumhara, mujh naachiz ko pyaar sikha gaye tum

673. Door se dekha to santra tha, paas gaya to bhi santra tha, chilkar dekha to bhi santra tha, khaakar dekha to bhi santra tha, wah! Kya santra tha.

674. humne socha tha ek humhi apko chahte hain, lekin apke chahne walo ka kafila nikla, dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se par who bhi apko chahne wala nikla

675. Gum-e-zindagi ke mare hain, har baazi jeet ke hare hain mere jholi mein jitne patthar hai, sare mere doston ne mare hain

676. Who dosti hi kya jisme duriyan naho, wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard naho wo cel hi kya jisme mera sms naho

677. Bhagwan sabse zada khush kab hote hai? When a man is attempting to rape a girl and girl says mujhe bhagwan ke liye chor de

678. Rajasthan ke log churma banate hai, gujrat ke log dhokla banate hain, madras ke log idli banate hai, par sale hyderabad ke log chutiya banate hain

679. 1 kid � meli mom jadugal hai, jab wo papa ki nunu ko chooti hai to wo bali ho jati hai
2 kid � meli mom jab mele papa ke upal bethti hai to nunu gayab ho jati hai

680. mera har inkaar teri inkaar se accha hoga, mera har aansoo teri muskurahat se accha hoga, yakin na aye to jhaak kar dekh lena apni doli se mera ZANAZA bhi teri baarat se accha hoga

681. ae dil tu use bhool jaa, tarasna chod de, tadapna chod de, behkna chod de, machalna chod de, ho gaya bhool tu bhi ous bewafa ko bhool ja

682. (lalu style) � jack and jill � jeckwa aur jilwa gayil upar hilwa, paniya bharil ke vaste, jeckwa gir gayil, uska khopdi fut gayil, aur jilwa aawat ludkan pure raste

683. NAMASKAR: mobile aaj tak mein aapka swagat hai.
MUKHYA SAMACHAR: aaj ka din aap ke liye mangalmay hoga
MAUSAM: aaj bhi sms ki bearish jaari rahene ki sambhavana hey, baaki samaachar ek chote se antraal ke baad, jayege nahi!
Hum phir haajir honge ek naye sms ke saath padhte rahiye mobile sms 
       ......... AAJ TAK


684. Bagair jane pahechane ikrar na kijiye, muskurakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, phool bhi de jate hain zakhm kabhi kahbi, har phool par aitbar na kijia

685. Shaam dhali fir kaali raat aayi, dil dhadak kar fir tumhari yaad aayi... aankhon ne mehsoos kiya us hawa ko, jo tumhe chukar hamare paas aayi

686. Raat mein jab koi message aata hai, tho humko sirf aapka khayal aata hai, kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai, tab sirf ULLU hi mandrata hai

687. Aansu mein na dhundo hame, dil mein ham bas jayenge, tamanna ho agar milne ki, tho bandh aankhon mein nazar aayenge

688. Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar, jaise laut jati hai lehren kinara dekh kar, tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko, kahi fir zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekhkar

689. Main ek aisa message hun, jise ullu padhte hain, gadhe save karte hain, bevakuf delete karte hain, to aap kya hain?

690. Kitne din ho gaye, kitne hafte gujar gaye, baar mahino tak bhi chali gayi, ab saal bhi ho jaega, ab to kehna mano, chalo aise na karo, jaldi se milo mere dost

691. Reporter: aap subha neendh me se utkar pehle kya karthi hain?
Mallika sherawath: main apne ghar jaathi hoon

692. Breaking news, andar ki khabar, ek dum fresh, (9 blank screens) pappu paise dekar paas ho gaya

693. Baki kuch na raha is zamane mein, jawaani guzar rahi hai maikhane mein, ab to yakin karlo meri dosti par, warna zindagi guzar jayegi azmane mein

694. Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare, tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare, rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa na kare

695. Aankho ki zubaan who samajh nahi paate, hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate, apni bebasi kis tarah kahe, koi hai jiske bina hum rahe nahi pate

696. Itne to bedard nahi hai hum ki hamari yaad mei tumhe marne denge, kaante to bahut door ki baat hai, tumhara gulista mein ek murzhaya phool bhi nahi rehne denge

697. Chot khakar bhi zakhm chupaya humne, zeher pee kar bhi muh na banaya humne, naa jane aaj tum itne kyun yaad aaye, ki naam likh likh ke mitaya humne

698. Bahu ka 1st aur 2nd affair sunke sasur ne bahu ko mara. 3rd aur 4th ke baad pati ne mara, magar saas chup rahi. Kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

699. Ek sardars bachpan se he hairaan, pareshan, aur full tension mein yeh soch kar... meri bahn ke do bhai hain, phir mera ek hi bhai kyon.????

700. AP 14 A 5648
AP 02 B 3738
AP 01 I 9465
AP 14 D 12548
Abe itne gaur se kya dekh raha hai, kal subah in gadiyon par kapda maar dena

701. Arz hai mashalla galib ne aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara ki sherni vidhva ho gayi

702. AMITABH aur PRAN dono bus stop pe khade the. Bus aai aur PRAN chad jata hai par AMITABH nahi jata. Kyun? Coz PRAN JAYE PAR BACHHAN NA JAYE. 

703. Chahat ki tum kisi se imtihaan mat lena... jo nibha hi na sako wo wafa hi na dena... jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat na ho... use jeene ki dua hi na dena

704. Chaand tare chup gaye, beet gaya andhkar dhoop sunhari dekh kar jaag gaya sansaar, din aapka gujre accha karte dua hazaar, bhej rahe aapko subah ka namaskar

705. Teacher: apna character sudharna ho to sabhi auratoko apni MAA samajha karo!
Boy: guruji, aisa karne se mera charater to sudhar jayega par mera baap to bigad jayega

706. Hum ko mama banarahe ho... jaani tum jaante nahi hum kya cheez hai. Jahan tumhari sonch khatam ho jati hai, wahan se hamari soch shuru hoti hai

707. Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai, Milan na sahi judaai to milti hai, kaun kehta hai, pyaar me kuch nahi milta, wafa na sahi bewafaai to milti hai

708. Banta singh: oye tu har sms do baar kyun bhejta hai?
Santa singh: kyunki tujhe ek forward karna hai to dusra tere pass to rahe

709. Jab tum angrai lete hoto mera dum nikaljata hai kambakhat deodrant lagane mein tera kya jata hai

710. Hum ek baar jite hai, ek baar marte hai, pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar karte hai, jab sab kaam ek baar kartein hai to exams kyo baar baar detein hai

711. Amitabh goes to toilet and comes back all wet. Jaya: what happened to you? 
Amitabh: jaise hi main andar gaya to saare log mujhe dekhne ke liye ghoom gaye

712. Phoolon si hasin muskaan teri, chaand sitaro se jyada shan ho teri, zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad tera, ki asma se uchi udaan ho teri

713. Ek aadmi RAM mandir jaa ke kehta hai ki uski biwi kho gayi, ram ji bole, baju ke hanuman mandir mein jake bol. Meri biwi unhone hi dhundi thi

714. Aap ko miss karna, roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai, aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai, magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

715. Aapne apni aankho mein noor chupa rakha hai, hosh walo ko diwana bana rakha hai, naz kaise na karu apki dosti par, mujh jaise nachiz ko khas bana rakha hai

716. Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai, kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai

717. Khayal to kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai, tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost bas meri KAAMWALI udaas rehti hai

718. Mere pyaar ko apni takdir bana lo, meri yaadon ki dil mein zanzird banalo, kagaz par lakiren to bahut kheench li tumne, ab unko milakar meri tasveer bana lo

719. Wife ko BEGUM kyun kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gham to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife be-gum ho jaati hai

720. Tere bistar par makdee lage, tere room mein macchar phire, raat ko light chali jaye, puri raat thand lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye chal ab so ja

721. Phone mat kiya kar dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear, aankhon mein aata hai tear, isliye sms karo dear

722. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha teri awaz aayi har saans ke baad

723. Koi gham nahi phir bhi mann udas hai, koi rasta nahi phir bhi aas hai, kehne ko hai bahut apne par tu hi ek khaas hai, zyaada emotional mat ho yeh sab bakwas hai

724. Sardarji aap ko thand lagti hai tho kya karte hai?
Candle ke paas baith jata hu
Agar fir bhi thand lage to?
Oye! To candle jala leta hun

725. Main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, ek cup subha aur ek cup shaam ko pilaunga

726. Hum wo nahi jo bhul jaya karte hai, hum wo hai jo sath nibhaya karte hai, door rehkar milna mushkil ho par yaad bankar sasomein bas jaya karte hain

727. Roz khwab mein who aati thi, hasti thi hasaathi thi, roti thi rulathi thi, bhagti thi bhagathi thi, aaj pata chala saali chootiya banati thi

728.  �Om gulab jamun namah�, Mr and Mrs. Sambar welcomes you to the wedding of their grandson plaindosa, son of Mr. Masal dosa with pani puri D/O Mr. Bhel puri on 28-09-2015, at dahi wada hall. Samosa building, pav bhaji road, opposite papad theatre, rasgulla 500016. 
�mele chacha ke shaadi pe jalul aana� � chatni sauce aur dahi

729. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi

730. Dosti hoti hai dil ke raaz bataane ke liye hum apni hasti mita denge aapko hasaane ke liye, baat karne ki apko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hain apni yaad dilane ke liye

731. Dard jo dete hain dene do, gham jo sehte hai sehne do, chid jayenge phir bahut se kisse aaj, iss baat ko yahi dil mein rehne do

732. Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chod ke jayenge, royenge bahut magar aansoo nahi aayenge, jab saathe na de koi, to awaj humein dena, aasma par bhi honge to laut ke aayenge

733. Bhikari: 50 paise dede , maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
Marwadi: 50 paise nahi, main tumhe 10 rps dunga, pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

734. Makaan malik: 500 kiraya hoga
Kirayadaar: theek hai, par aapke makaan mein chuhey naach rahe hain
Makaan malik: to sale, 500 me kya BIPASHA nachegi

735. Gulab aisa todo kanin kanta na lage, dosti aise nibhao ki dil na toot jaye

736. Ek admi apni biwi ka antim sanskaar karke laut raha tha ke achanak raste mein badal garji, bijli kadki aur zor ki bearish hui, admi bola LAGTA HAI PAHUNCH GAYI

737. Aaj tum DIL manglo dedenge, DHADKAN manglo dedenge, ISHQ manglo dedenge, aap JAAN tak manglo who bhi denge kyunki charo CD aaj ghar par hai

738. Unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, ji unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, badkismati tho dekhiye, khushi ke mare neend hi nahi aayi

739. Sabhi bhai bandu ko soochit kiya jaata hai ki do din tak ladkiyon se doori rakhein varna BAHI bankar pachtaoge... purush janhit mein jari! AASHIQ SOCIETY OF INDIA ( raksha bandhan time message)

740. Chand apni roshini phekreli hai, ho gayi hai night, band kardo light, so jao tight, bole to good night

741. Sehmi sehmi nigahon me khwaab hum jaga denge, sooni sooni raahon pe phool hum khila denge, tum humare sang muskurake to dekho, tumhaara gam hum bhula denge

742. Ae kaash shaayari hum bhi likh paate, lafzon ke khel hum bhi khel pate, khuda ne dil par chot kuch aise diye, aansoo ko chupake kash hum bhi muskura pate

743. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaa mila humko, par khuda se badkar yaar mila humko, na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki, dost teri dosti se who pyar mila humko

744. Are o DEVDAS tu VEER-ZAARA ko chod de warna main tujhe ASHOKA banakar BAZIGAR ke saath PARDES bhej dunga kyunki tu JOSH mein bahut aa jata hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE tera DIL TO PAGAL HO jata hai, aur tu DEEWANA bankar DARR jata hai, fir bhi kaheta firta hai MAIN HOON NA

745. Is duniya mein aaye ho tho kuch kar jao kadar daan, jis gali se guzro aawaz aay abbajan abbajan

746. Raahe mohabbat se guzarne ko dil karta hai, yaadon mein kisiko khojne ko dil karta hai, hoga kahin meri taqdir badalne wala, ek baar bas ek bar tumko dekhne ko dil karta hai

747. Karni khuda se faryaad baki hai, hume unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai, maut aayegi toh keh denge ruk abhi mere DOST se mulaqat baaki hai

748. kuch door hamare saath chalo, hum dil ki kahani keh denge, ho baat samajh na paye tum, who baat zubani keh denge, hum zikr karenge gairo ka aur apni kahani keh denge

749. Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, marne ke baad intezaar nahi hota, dosti dekhkar karna mere dost, har insaan apun ki tarah cute, smart nahi hota

750. Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai, zindagi ke shuruwaat din se hoti hai, pyaar ki shuruwaat dosti se hoti hai, aur dosti ki shuruwaat aapse hoti hai

751. Vaade pe who mere aithbaar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte, darta hai dil unki ruswaai se aur wo samajhte hai hum unse pyaar nahi karte

752. Yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aye who hamari zindagi mein... abbey yeh shayari nahi dhundh unko aake kahan chal diye who

753. Khushi ke dhoondne se ghum milta hai, ye ghum zindagi mein har dum milta hai, jo dil ke saare ghum baantle, aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai

754. Dil yun kisi pe aata nahi, pyaar yuhi kisi se kiya jaata nahi, pyaar kiya hai dard to hoga hi, is dard ki aadat daal lo kyunki ye dard ZANDU BALM se jaata nahi

755. Wo mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi, uske saathe guzro wo waqt wo fiza bhi nam thi, par kya karein ae zalim apne hathoo mein mohabbat ki lakeer hi kam thi

756. Saato asmaan ki sair hum kar aye, har ek tare se dosti kar aye, ek tara khas tha jise hum apne sath le aye, varna aap hi sochiye aap is zameen par kaise aaye

757. Reliance new ad campaign: bhaad mein jaye baap ka sapna, jaldi ho batwara apna, cale the duniya karne muthi mein, ho gaya batwara chutki mein

758. Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, tumhare dost ko ek pappi, dost ke dost ko ek puppi, batao kyun, aaj humare doggy ne 6 pappi ko jana diya

759. Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jaati hai, pyaas bujhti nahi barsaat guzar jaati hai, apni yaadon se kaho is tarha na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai

760. Chup rahte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye, humse koi ruswa na ho jay, badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai, bus ab kabhi mujhse juda na ho jaye

761. Rishton ki ahmiyat batate hai faasl, par thoda tadpate bhi hai fasle, dilon mein ho na doori dua karna, chah yun hi rahe miiilon ke faasle

762. Sardars 1 � kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Sardars 2 � bibi se yaar
Sardars 1 � bahut pyaar se baat karte ho bibi se
Sardars 2 � meri nahi teri hai yaar

763. Haseen aap jaisa koi nazar aaya nahin, isliye kisi aur se dil lagaya nahi, dooba iskadar aapki nigahon mein, aaj tak us sagar se nikal paaya nahi

764. Wife: agar main mar jaon to tum kya karoge?
Husband: shayad main bhi mar jaunga
Wife: kyun?
Husband: kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi jaan leleti hai

765. Gabbar singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne use zordar chata mara, logo ne puch kyun mara bacche ko? Maa boli � puchta hai kitne aadmi the?

766. Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gham mitana zindagi hai, jeet kar hum khush huye to kya, haar kar khush rehna zindagi hai

767. Ghungat mein tujhe dekha tho diwana hua, sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwaana hua, jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua

768. Karlo jo karna hai, kar lo jitne chahe kar lo, arre ruk kyun gaye, karte raho ruko mat bus karte raho mujhe aadat ho gai par kab tak karoge yaar free messages aaj raat tak hi hai

769. Collector banna hai tho IAS padh, doctor banna hai the MBBS padh, lawyer banna hai tho LLB padh aur agar chutiya banna hai tho mera SMS padh

770. Hasrat hi rahi ke deedar-e-yaar hota aur zinda rehte toh yehi intezaar hota, margaye tere jhoote wade pe warna na kabhi janaza uthta na kahin mazaar hota

771. Dil ki hasrat zuban par aane lagi, tumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi, yeh ishq tha ya thi meri deewangi, har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi

772. Jahan dosti wahan pyaar, jahan pyaar wahan takrar, jahan takrar, wahan judaai, jahan judaai, wahan dard, jahan dard wahan ZANDU BALM. Ab chota pack sirf Rs.2/-

773. Khwahish hi rah gayi unse aaj baat karne ki, par unhe fursat nahi kuch waqt humein deneki, yun to karlenge hum zindagi bhar unka intazaar, palat kar ek baar to puchle who kaisa raha din yaar

774. Zindagi mein hamesha haste raho hasna zindagi ki zaroorat hai, zindagi jiyo to is andaaz mein ki aapko dekhkar sabko lage zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai

775. Sharabi eye donate karne gaya, counter pe clerk ne pucha � kuch kehna chate ho? Usne kaha jise lagao use kehna ye aankh 4 peg peene ke baad khulti hai

776. Jo ho gaya so ho gaya, jo hona hoga wo hoga aur jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga kyunki jo hona hai, wo to hoga hi hoga ab dekhna hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga, hone ko to kuch bhi hoga yahi sochna hai ki kya hoga aur kya hoga agar kuch hoga to thik hoga aur nahi hoga to bhi thik hoga, thik hoga to kis kaaran se hoga aur kaaran hi thik nahi hoga to kuch kaise thik hoga, ab aap batao ki aage kya hoga?

777. Tum ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gherai mein jana chod diya, jab HOLI mein itne din baki hain, to aapne abhi se kyun nahana chod diya

778. 6 dogs were running, suddenly one asked why are we running? The other replied �agli gali mein ek naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne�

779. narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 botal pilane ke baad thekewale ne pucha aapko chadti kyun nahi? Narad bole MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON, thekewale ne kaha chad gayi sale ko

780. Na hoti hai mulaqat unse, na hoti hai baat unse, sirf khwaab mein ate hain, wahi milte hain, hum saari raat unse

781. Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chodd do, maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha daru ko chod do, magar aapko kisne kaha sms karna chod do.... wah chunni babu, kemonache

782. Apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye, na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, duniya mein ab hum kisko apna kahenge, vo bhi sab ki tarah bewafa ho gaye

783. Teacher to student: make sentence in which all tenses come, present, past and future
Student: sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyaar tha, aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahega

784. Mera dil jis dil pe fida hai, who shadi shuda hai, who shadi shuda hai, haan mohabbat ki ye saza hai.... who do bacho ki maa hai, do bacho ki maa hai

785. Dil ki nazuk dhadkon ko, mere dost tumne dhadkana sikhaya, jabse mili hai teri dosti, dil ko ghum mein bhi muskurana sikha diya

786. Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, doob kar jisme mar jaye vo river ho tum mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

787. Ae khat ja unke haathon ko chumle, jab who padhe to unke aankho ko chumle, khuda na kare, wo phaad bhi dale, to girte-girte unke kadamo ko chumle

789. Chahera bhul jaoge to shikayat nahi karunga, naam bhul jaoge to gila nahi karunga, ae mere dost dosti bhul jaoge to dosti ki kasam maaf nahi karunga

790. Humne manga that saathe unka, judaai ka gum de gaye, hum yadon ke sahare jee lete, who bhool jane ki kasam de gaye

791. Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi manga hoga humne ek accha dost yun hi, aap se hamari pehechan nahi hoti

792. Naa pyaar na mohabbat yaaro! Devdas ka kehna maano yaaro, na chandramukhi na paaro yaaro, roz shaam ko 2 peg maaro yaaro

793. Aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro, aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro... aur hamare dilse awaaz nikli � tumhare maaki, tum idhar bhi aa gaye

794. Idhar khuda hai, udhar khuda hai, jahan dekha wahan khuda hai, aur jana khuda nahi hai, kal khudva denge

795. Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the.... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili, aur aap ne kaha, ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DEDE BABA

796. Laal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansaar, suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar, chaand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar.

797. Is jahan mein mohabbat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindagi mein mithas na hoti, agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut, to deewano ki kabar na hoti

798. Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai? TV hai? Kaun se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Aapke ghar mein chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyon nahi? Audio hai ke cd ke dvd? Home theatre kyon nahi hai? Nal hai? Paani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bada hai ke chota hai? Thanda karta hai? Ice banata hai? Kaun si company ka hai? To dusri company ka kyon nahi? Fan hai ke AC? Cooler kyon nahi hai? Phone nahi hai? ACCHA mobile hai? Balance hai? To SMS karo na yaar

799. Har table daru se saza rakhi hai, har type ke daru manga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se ayega mera dost, humne har gali botloo se sajaa rakhi hai....CHEERS

800. Ek dost hai duniya mein jise ham khuda maante hai, jiske liya raat din khuda se duva mangte hai, khuda bhi jalte hai usase, vo bhi tujh jaisa dost mange hai

801. Apun ek sher bolega... charo taraf chaand fekrela hai light, boleto hogeli hai night, band kardalneka tube light, sone ka tight, boleto good night

802. Shaam javan hai, shaam javan hai, arz farmaatha hoon shaam javan hai aur uska baap major hai

803. Sardars riding a cycle hit a girl. 
Girl: ghanti nahi hai maar sakta kya?
Sardars: poor cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maru?

804. Kripya dhyaan de (18 blank screens) dhyaan dene ke liye shukriya ab apna kaam kare.

805. Roshini hai hazaro mein, masti hai nazaro mein, aap hai hazaro mein jaise chaand sitaro mein

806. Masti aankho mein hoti hai shaarab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost dosti dil mein hoti hai sms mein nahi

807. Ek kabutar itna uda, itna uda, itna uda, bahut uda, bahut upar gaya, itna uda, itna uda, bas ab nahi dikh raha

808. 100 bewafai kubul hai 1 wafai ke liye, 100 ansu kubul hai 1 hasi ke liye, hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar ke, 100 dushman kubul hai aapki 1 dosti ke liye

809. rulane se pehle ek baar hasaya hota kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya hota, mili saza uss khata ki jo kihee nahi hamne kash tumse dil lagaya na hota

810. Somethings are made for each other. For example... shoe and socks, soap and water, paper and pen, shirt and pant, me and your girlfriend

811. Dhooom machale (8 times) bahut dhoom machalia ab padai karo

812. Ankhon ki awaz kuch aur hoti hai, ansuo ki aag kuch aur hoti hai, kuan chahta hai bichadna apno se, majburiyo ki baat kuch aur hoti hai

813. ----------------------------------------------------  pyaar ho gaya hai mere mobile ko aapke mobile se, isliye line maar raha hai.

814. Har pal humne umeddon se saja rakha hai, aur network ko bhi samjha rakha hai, jane kis waqt aaye message tumhara, humne apna mobile phoolon se saja rakha hai

815. Na bottle mein, na jar mein, na hotel mein, na bar mein, na bike pe, na car mein, ab to din gujarta hai� aapke sms ke intezaar mein

816. Ankhon mein khushi, labon par hasi, gam ka kahin naam naho, aapko is jahan ki saari khushiyan mile, in khushiyon ki kabhi shaam na ho

817. Fool ne fool se foolon ki foolwari mein fool ke saath wish kiya you are the most beautifool, wonderfool and colorfool amongst all the fools

818. sardar sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hai, ek mein paani aur ek khali, why? Kyunki pyaar lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi

819. a pretty girl was standing at bus stop, a boy walking along remarked, chaand to raat mein nikalta hai, din mein kaise nikal aaya� the girl replied, ullu to raat ko bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai

820. tumhara pyaar paa liya humne, tumko apna bana liya humne, jo bhi khawaab band aankho mien dekhe the, un sab ko khuda se tohfe mein paa liya humne

821. Frog: sardar ka dimag nahi hota. Srdr: hota hai, frog: nahi hota and jumps in the well. Srdr: isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai

822. Sardar to shopkeeper: India ka jhanda hai? Shopkeeper: haanji, yeh dekhiya, sardar: kyon bhai saab, is mein aur koi color milega

823. Na jaane kaun si baat akhri hogi, na jane kaun si din akhri hogi, karni hai to karlo ji bhar ke baatein, na jaane kaun si mulaqat akhri hogi

824. Khushbu ki tarah apke paas bikhar jayenge, sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge, mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge

825. Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan leli. Chitragupt ne kaha isko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yamraj ne kaha kya karu march end tak target jo pura karna tha

826. In ankhon mein aansu aaye na hote, agar wo piche mudkar muskuraye na hote, unke jane ke baad itna gum na hota, agar wo zindagi mein aye hi na hote

827. Kuch bikre sapne hain, kuch tooti yaadein hain, ek chota sa aasma aur ummedo ki zameen hai, yun to bahut kuch hai zindagi mein, sirf jise chahte hai uski kami hai.

828. Log kehte hain ke ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyun bhool jate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi

829. Hamare dil mein dhadkan aapki sunayi deti hai,ankho mein surat aapki dikhayi deti hai, chalet to hum hai magar parchai aapki dikhayi deti hai

830. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du

831. Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hain, kaanton ko kisne yaad kiya, lekin hum kanton se mohabbat karte hai, kyon ki hamein phoolon ne barbaad kiya

832. Meri harkato par naraaz na hona, pyaari si muskurahat apni khone na dena, sukoon milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat, mujhe maut bhi aajaye to mar rona

833. Sapno ki tarah aakar chale gaye, apna banakar bhulakar chale gaye, kis baat ki saza di aapne humko pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye

834. Man to sardar: aap baar baar same picture ki ticket kyun kharid rahe ho
Sardar: oye main ki kara theatre ke door pe khada admi meri ticket baar baar phad leta hai

835. Aap har manzil ko mushkil samajte hai, hum aap ko manzil samajte hai bada fark hai aapke aur hamare nazariye mein, aap humein sapna aur hum aap ko apna samajte hai.

836. What do you call a sikh female�s boyfriend? � her pal singh

837. Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein tere tasveer nazar aati hai, inhi khayalo mein kho kar aksar mere chai thandi ho jati hai

838. Jaate jaate who kuch aisi nishani de gayi, umar bhar dohra na sake aisi khanai de gayi, hum toh reh gaye pyase ke pyaase, par hamari palko ko who pani de gaye

839. Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo, jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno, piche walo ko aage mat jaane do, jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum acche truck driver banoge

840. Safar mein adhura hi rahega.. jab tak tumhara saath na milega bhalehi akela pahuchu manzil tak� lekin kuch bhulne ka ehsaas zaroor rahega

841. Sardar ka beta: maa kal raat maine bathroom ka door khola to apne aap light jail.
Sardar ki maa boli: kamine tune phir fridge mein susu kiya

842. Dilse tera khayal na jaye to kya karu, tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu, hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekhlu, magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu

843. Once a sardar took 3 dogs out to park, another man said: kinne pyaare kutte hai, kya naam hai? Sardar: jaspinder, darmender, parminder. Man: bade pyaare naam hai, aur apka? Srdr: sadda naam tommy hai

844. Botal chupa la kabar mein, kabar mein baith ke piya karenge, jab jab mange hisaab khuda to peg bana ke diya karenge

845. Dosti ghazal hai gungunani ke liye, dosti naghma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazaba hai jo sabko milta nahi, kyunki hausla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye

846. A very hairy lhasapso dog bites banta but he offers him biscuit. Santa: are you mad? Banta: yaar ek bar pata chal jaye iskal mooh kahan hai phir iski gand maar dunga

847. Kaash main sms hota, ek click mein aap ke paas hota, bhale aap mujhe delete kar deta, par kuch pal ke liye aap ka ehsaas to hota

848. 3+3=8 kaise hua? Batao, socho, try karo, nahi? Main batata hun, GALTI SE bewakoof

849. unhe chahna hamari kamjori hai, unhe keh nahi paana hamari majburi hai, who kyun nahi samjhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaroori hai

850. dilke kareeb aake wo jab door ho gaye, saare haseen khwaab chur chur ho gaye, hamne wafa nibhayi tod badnaamiyan mili, aur jo log  bewafa the who mashoor ho gaye

851. dil bhula nahi sakta tumhe, dhadkano ki jaroorat ho tum, tumse hai meri duniya haseen meri zindagi ho tum

852. palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dosto ko bhool jaay wo hum nahi, tum hame bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, kyunki hamaari bhi dosti kuch kam nahi

853. meri yaad aaye to yaad karo, jyada yaad aaye to sms karo, aur jyada yaad karo to phone karo, aur bhi jyada yaad aaye to milo, usse bhi jyada yaad aaye to please jhoot bolna band karo

854. Jab kisike taraf dil jhukne lage, baat aakar zubaan tak rukne lage to khao chatar patar kholo muh ka shutter

855. Na hoti hai mulaqat unse, na hoti hai baat unse, sirf khwaab mein aate hain wahi milte hain hum saari raat unse

856. Mil jaye har koi yunhi raaho mein ot kaise pata chale ke intazaar kya hota hia, tadap ke dekho kisiki chahat mein to pata chale ke pyaar kya hota hai

857. Dil armano se houseful hai, pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, is duniya mein har cheez wonderful hai, par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai

858. Auron ne chehre se mohabbat ki hogi, hum ne dil se chaha hai aapki, maj buri kuch aisi hai hamari, chah kar bhi mohabbat dena sake aapko

859. Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, na lene se meri jaan jati hai, kaise keh do ke sirf saans se main zinda hun, jabki saans se pehle hi aap yaad aati hain

860. Nayan mein bassujaho thodo yaad karjo, koi kaam padio to manne, yaad karjo, manne to aadat hai sms karan ki jo padan mein taklif hove to maaf karjo

861. Nishane pe jo lage use kehte hain teer, dil mein jo utar jaye use kehte hain tasveer, aur aap jaise dost ka saath mile to use kehte hain takhdeer

862. Banta: what�s ford
Santa: gaadi
Banta: what�s oxford?
Santa: very simple, bail gaadi

863. Unki gali se jab mera janaza nikla, wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage, rakh kar mera janaza kambaqt use patane lage

864. Open with love, main tumse kuch kehna chahta hun, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyaar ke 3 akshar, the 3 golden words SUBAH HOGAYI MAMU, chalo kaam pe jao

865. Sham hote hi yeh dil udaas hota hai, tute khwaab ke siva na kuch paas hota hai, kya karu tumhari yaad bhi aisi waqt aati hai, jab koi Bandar mere samne hota hai

866. Jab jab humne chaha tab tab tum jage, jab jab hamne chaha tab tab tum jage� kyunki tumhare darwaze ki ghanti hum hi bajakar bhage

867. Beta: ammi 2 rupee do
Ammi: id ke din dungi
Beta: ammi aaj id hai
Ammi: tumhe kisne bataya
Beta: abba aur baju wali aunty gale mil rahe the tho maine samjha id hai

868. Yaaro jab hamari maut ho jaye, hamara janaza gali gali se ghuma dena, aaye agar mere maashuq ka ghar, toh sar se zara kafan hata dena

869. Dil tho jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in aankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya

870. Friend is like priya gold biscuit haq se mango, pyaari slike pepsi yeh dil mange more, girl friend is like ghadi, pehle istemaal karo phir wishwaas karo

871. Ladkiya hame thukraye is baat ka hame ghum nahi per badnasib hai who ladkiyan jinke naseeb mein hum nahi

872. Kabhi jazbat tho kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hai, kabhi aansu tho kabhi dard piya karte hain, mohtaj tho nahi hum phir bhi tere sms ka intezaar kiya karte hain

873. Shayar: arz kiya hai
Sardar: irshaad irshaar
Shayar: arz kiya hai
Sardar: irshaad irshaar
Shayar: abe kamino bolne to do
Sardars: wah wah wah wah

874. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat na ho tho khwabo mein unse mulaqat na hoti, yeh dil hi tho hai har gham ki wajah, yeh na hota tho koi baa na hoti

875. Is barish mein hum tum bheeg jayenge tum saath ho to toofan se bhi takra jayenge, tum jahan bhi ho mujhe yaad karlo, barish bankar hum tere paas aa jayenge

876. Aandu paandu aur gandu tino dost baithe the, tabhi aandu pandu se bola chal gandu ki gand marte hai tho pandu bola abhi ruk pehle gandu ko sms to padh lene de

877. Deep jalte hain phool khilte hain, badi mushkil se aap jaise dost milte hain, kaliyo ko intezaar rahega phool ke khilne ka, hame intezaar rahega aap aur aapse milne ka

878. 1960 girl: jiya bekarar hai, aayi bahar hai aaja more sajna tera intezaar hai
2005 girl:jiya bekarar hai, aayi bahar hai aaja more sajna varna doosra tayaar hai

879. log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo ke hushn sar par sawaar ho jaye, hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo ke pathar dil ko bhi pyaar ho jaye

880. teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi, teri saanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar humse accha tumhe mil gaya koi

881. Dared dil ne dekho kitne gam jhele hain, mere maasum dil me zakhmo ke mele hain, mehfil ki khwahish thi mujhse yaaro, dekho zindagi mein aaj hum kitne akela hain

882. Doston ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya, kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to waise bhi akele the, accha hua jo aapne ehsaas dila diya

883. Dil ki awaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hain, sirf pane ka naam ishq nahi, kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain.

884. Yaad na karoge tho sathayenge, ruthoge tho manayenge, roye tho hasaenge, dost hain tumhare saaya nahi jo andhere mein saath chod jayenge

885. Gum ke sagar mein guzara yeh jivan humne, apni palkon ko aansu se sajaya hai humne, apni chahat ko kabhi paa na sake hum, khud rokar dusro ko hasaya humne

886. Muskan tere hothon pe ho tho khushi mere dil mein hoti hai, aur agar dar tere dil ko ho tho aankhein meri roti hai, tu nehsoos karke dekh dosti aisi hi hoti hai


887. Hame tho hasne hasaane ki aadat hai, nazro se nazre milane ki aadat hai, par hamari tho nazre hi wahan mili, jinhe nazre jhukake sharmane ki aadat hai

888. Dil do tho kisi ek ko, aur do tho kisi nek ko, jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko, jab tak saccha dildar nahi mile try karte raho har ek ko

889. Unse roz milne ko dil chahta hai, kuch sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai, that kisike manane ka andaaz aisa ke phir ruth jane ko dil karta hai

890. Baat kehdi jaye zubanse zaruri tho nahi, umar guzari hai adhi puri tho nahi, samajh lena nigaho se mere dil ki dastan, dur baithe ho tho kya, dil se dur tho nahi

891. Tum itratey bahut ho, dil ko behlatey bahut ho, sochta hun tumhe dinner pe le jao, per kya karu, zalim tum khate bahut ho

892. Coke pio, pepsi pio, slice pio, mirinda pio, fanta pio, maaza pio, 7up pio, limca pio, nimbu pio, pio, pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio,  kyunki ab HUGGIES PAR Rs.2/- OFF HAI

893. Baap: ghar ka keemti saman chupa do mere 4 dost aa rahe hain
Beta: aapke dost chor hain kya? Samaan chura lenge kya?
Baap: nahi pehchaan lenge

894. A ki biwi B, B ki bhabhi C, c ki beti V, V ke dada G, G ki biwi K, K ki beti T, tho batao A aur T ka kya rishta hua? Reply if you have dum

895. Ek sardar 1000 watt ke bulb pe apne baap ka naam likh raha tha, uske baap ne poocha beta kya kar rahe ho? Usne kaha bapu, tera naam roshan kar raha hoon

896. Aye chaand tu chamak chahe na chamak, hamein koi bhi ghum nahin, kyuki yeh sms padhne wale bhi ek chaand hai jiski chamak tujhse kam nahin

897. Dilo ko dil mubarak phoolon ko khushbu mubarak hothon ko muskan mubarak, suraj ko roshni mubarak chand ko chandni mubarak apko hamari ore se aaj ki raat mubarak

898. Waqt mile to hame yaad karlena, pal pal na sahi din mein ek baar yaad kar lena, dost honge aap ke hajar par hamare liye tum jaisa ek hai, itna yaad kar lena

899. Aapki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, aapki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aapne fir se muskura diya

900. Koshish bahut ki dil ko samjhane ki, aankhon ko kasam di so jane ki, bahut samjhaya fir bhi aankhen nahi soyi, soyi tab jab maine baat ki aap ke khwaab me aane ki

901. Ulfat ka dastur hi kuch aisa hota hai, jisse chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bhikarta hai is kadar yaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai

902. Zindagi ek ajeeb paheli hai.. ????????????????????????????????????????????? keypad dabane se solve nahi hoga

903. Internet pe ladki patai, internet pe ho gai sagai, internet pe divorce ho gaya, isi bahane computer ka course ho gaya

904. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai, ham hai ke unse ulfat kiya karte hai� kudarat ne takdir mein ek tuta tara nahi likha, aur hum hai ki chaand ki arzu kiya karte hain

905. Kyun hamein kisi ki talash hoti hai, kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, chand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hoti hai,phir bhi uski chandni se roshan sari raat hoti hai

906. Tum ho zindagi, tumhari kitab hain hum, tum ho nasha, sharab hain hum, kuch tho rishta hai hamara tumhara, tum sawal tho jawab hain hum

907. Har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilathi hai, har phool ki kali ek jaadu jagathi hai, kisi ki yaad aaye na aaye phir bhi aapki yaad aahi jaati hai

908. Arz kiya hai: main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, main hu yahan, tu hai wahan, lifebuoy hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan

909. Tumhari dosti ka sila har haal mein denge, khuda bhi mange ye dil to usey bhi taal denge, agar dil hi kahe ke tum bewafa ho tho dost ise bhi seeney se nikal denge

910. Customer: is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Sardar: it is 99% safe! 100 feet ki unchai se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuch nahi hoga

911. Boy: shaadi kar ke bhag jaye ya bhag kar shaadi kare
Girl: fati hui chappal se maar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayega

922. Kaato ke badle phool kya doge, ansu ke badle khushi kya doge hum chahte hai, aapse umar bhar pyaar, hamare iss sawal ka jawaab kya doge

923. Teri jheel si aankhon mein yeh dil dub jana chahta hai, par fir yeh khayal aata hai sala apun ko swimming nahi aata hai

924. Chahta hoon tujhe pyaar dun, dost pe apni zindagi waar dun, jab tera message nahi milta tho, mann karta hai tere bheje mein goli maar dun!

925. Dost ki dastan jab waqt sunayega, aap ko bhi ek shaqs yaad ayega, bhool jaoge zindagi ke sare gham, jab hamare saath bitaye kue ek pal yaad ayega

926. Kismat ruj gayi, dil ke taar toot gaye, who bhi ruk gaye, sapne bhi toot gaye. Baaqi rahe apne khazane mein do aansu, yaad teri aayi, to do aansu bhi loot gaye

927. Judge: sardar ke kaan kaat do
Sardar: nahi main andha ho aunga
Judge: bewakoof kaan katne se andha kaise honga:
Sardar: chasma kaise lagaunga

928. Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe waqt ka mazak tha ya  badnasibi meri, unki do baanton ko chahat samajh baithe.

929. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit thi hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi

930. nadi ka wahi kinara hai, din ka wahi nazara hai, farq bus itna hai, teri jagah teri yaadon ka sahara hai

931. khamoshi se tum rehne lage ho, intezaar kiska karne lage ho, yaqinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, bina baat ke muskurane lage ho

932. ishq mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse toota hua shisha dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ke saare sms tujhe dedu, mujhse tera kangaal inbox dekha nahi jaha

933. rishtey hote hain zindagi bitane ke liye, hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milne ka tho nasib nahi, lo sms kiye apni yaad dilane ke liye

934. (6x)+(54y)-(25z)/40(652x)+(44550y)-(5250)=? Abbe sardar hai kya? Itna kya sochta hai? Time pass sms hai!

935. Bahut kam hote hain log aise, jinhe sachi chahat ki pahchan hoti hai, kisi pe mar mitne se pehle soch lena dost, gavane ke liye sirf ek hi jaan hoti hai

936. ?????????????????AG��[    kya dekh rahe ho, jacki chan ka sms aaya hai

937. Hasne ke baad kyun rulati hai yeh zindagi, jaane ke baad kyun bulati hai yeh duniya, zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai yeh duniya

938. Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, humne kaha yeh dard kubul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi kubul hai

939. Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jis dost ko chahte hain jaan se zyaada, aajkal unse mulakat nahi hoti

940. Likhne se pehle salaam karte hain, dard-e-dil se paigam karte hain, ye mat samajhna ke bhool gaye hain hum, yaad tho apko subah shaam karte hain

941. Namaskar  yeh national health sewa hai, isme hum raat ko sone se pehle asap jaise logo ko susus karna yaad dilate hai taki aapka bed geela na ho

942. Baa adab, ba mulaiza hoshiyar shahenshao ke shahensha hidustan ke takhto taj ke waris noore chasam tajdar-e-hindustan SANDY MAHARAJ sone ja rahe hain

943. ASSALAM
Aasan zindai ho
Sachi raah ho
Salaam qaim ho
Aehsaas-e-gunaah ho
Labh pe hamesha tauba ho
Allah ka fazal ho
Mauta imaan par ho

944. Dimag ho tho jawab do tumhare bhai ki bhatiji ki chachi ki saas ke bhai ki bivi ki saas ke pati ke jamai ke poti ke maan ki nanad ka bhai tumhara kya?

945. Ulfat ka dastu hi kuch aisa hota hai, jise chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bikhartha hai is kadar yaaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai

946. Teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi , teri sanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar hamse acha tumhe mil gaya koi

947. Dimaga ke liye santre ka juice, ankhon ke liye carrot ka juice, sehat ke liye anar ka juice, kuch na mile to angutha choos

948. Yaadon ki dhund mein teri parchai si lagti hai, sannate mein gunjti hai shehnai si lagti hai, tum karib ho apnapan hai varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai

949. D se dosti, D se dushmani, D se dard, D se dilagi, D se inte bhi door na ho jana ke D se dekh bhi na sako, samajh D se dear

950. Hasrato se hum aapki rah saja denge, sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge, na koi phool hai mere daaman mein, lekin apke aane par palke bicha denga

951. Nazar hona apse galti kehlaigi, agar aaj hamse naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayegi, hanste rehana hamesha yun hi, aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi sawar jaegi

952. Ishq aisa karo ke dhadkan mein bas jaye, sans bhi loo to khushbu usi ki aaye, pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe chaye, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye

953. Santa goes to temple daily and prays o bhagwan aaj meri lottery lagwa de, he did this for 6 months. At last god spoke abbe gadhe ticket to khareed

954. Barsaat aaye aur zameen gili na ho, doop aaye aur ujala na ho, ae dost tune yeh kaise soch liya tumhare paas mobile ho aur mera sms na ho

955. Haqiqat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai, kabhi kabhi pyaar mein bewafai hoti hai, hamari taraf hath badakar dekho� dosti mein kitni sachai hoti hai

956. Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, zor se tatti aae aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

957. Neend aaye to khawab aaye, khwab aaye to aap aaye is kashmokash mein hamari raat guzar gayi, na neend aaye na khwaab aaye

958. Vo dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, vo apnapan hi kya jisme judai na ho, vo dil hi kya jisme yaad na ho, vo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho

959. Hum hawa ke jhoke ke hain guzar jayenge, khamoshi se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge, pake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas, dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge

960. Apun wishing you a wonderful super duper zabardast extra badhiya extra special ek dum mast and dhinchak bole tho ek dum jhakaas night

961. Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash men. Log milte hain  pyaar ki aas mein, hum roz milte nahin aapse magar, waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad mein

962. Whats marriage? 
Alpenlibe ji lalchaye raha na jaye
TVS meelo chalti muskan
Kinetic sabki hawa nikal de
Chloromint dubara mat poochna

963. Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armano se bhara dil kabhi todna, duniya begani banthi hai tho kya gham hai, tamana yehi hai ki bas aap humse muh kabhi na modna

964. Judge: you are crossing the limits
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: how dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: my lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai?

965. Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe who nadaan hoga, aap tho baste ho dil mein hamare, aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga

966. Arz kiya hai� madmast hawayein hain mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar bhi English padh rahe hain kya educational zamana hai

967. Is matlab ki duniya mein kaun kiska hota hai sms bhi wohi karta hai jiska dil hota hai, lekin yeh baa tho sabhi jante hian ke aapko to free bhi mehnga lagta hai

968. Who waqt who lamhe ajeen honge, duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge, door se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge

969. Marwadi shayar ne arz kiya: moorakh tha shahjahan jo kar gaya karcha itna taj par� kar raat nayee mumtaz aa jati us karche ke byaaj par

970. Koi kisi ke dard mein shamil nahi hai, har ada husn ke kabil nahi hai, sab kuch lutakar samajh mein aaya, ae dost yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai

971. Din jo bitaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talaash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar dega, aaj bhi aapki judaai humse pyaar karti hain

972. Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab HA ya NA mein deke batao � kya apko pagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hain?

973. each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em that ylno ltnem stnetap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever. You have proved it

974. sone ka khatte mitthe sapne dekhne ka, bhoot ko nai dekhne ka, bole to khud ka thopda aayine mein nahi dekhne ka. Aur chaddar odk ke so jaane ka 

Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, unki do baanton ko chahat samajh baithe.

Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit thi hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi

Nadi ka wahi kinara hai, din ka wahi nazara hai, farq bus itna hai, teri jagah teri yaadon ka sahara hai

Khamoshi se tum rehne lage ho, intezaar kiska karne lage ho, yaqinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, bina baat ke muskurane lage ho

Ishq mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse toota hua shisha dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ke saare sms tujhe dedu, mujhse tera kangaal inbox dekha nahi jaha

Rishtey hote hain zindagi bitane ke liye, hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milne ka tho nasib nahi, lo sms kiye apni yaad dilane ke liye

 (6x)+(54y)-(25z)/40(652x)+(44550y)-(5250)=? Abbe sardar hai kya? Itna kya sochta hai? Time pass sms hai!

Bahut kam hote hain log aise, jinhe sachi chahat ki pahchan hoti hai, kisi pe mar mitne se pehle soch lena dost, gavane ke liye sirf ek hi jaan hoti hai

?????????????????AG��[    kya dekh rahe ho, jacki chan ka sms aaya hai

Hasne ke baad kyun rulati hai yeh zindagi, jaane ke baad kyun bulati hai yeh duniya, zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai yeh duniya

Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, humne kaha yeh dard kubul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna bhi kubul hai

Chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jis dost ko chahte hain jaan se zyaada, aajkal unse mulakat nahi hoti

Likhne se pehle salaam karte hain, dard-e-dil se paigam karte hain, ye mat samajhna ke bhool gaye hain hum, yaad tho apko subah shaam karte hain

Namaskar yeh national health sewa hai, isme hum raat ko sone se pehle aap jaise logo ko susu karna yaad dilate hai taki aapka bed geela na ho

Baa adab, ba mulaiza hoshiyar shahenshao ke shahensha hidustan ke takhto taj ke waris noore chasam tajdar-e-hindustan SANDY MAHARAJ sone ja rahe hain

ASSALAM
Aasan zindai ho
Sachi raah ho
Salaam qaim ho
Aehsaas-e-gunaah ho
Labh pe hamesha tauba ho
Allah ka fazal ho
Mauta imaan par ho

Dimag ho tho jawab do tumhare bhai ki bhatiji ki chachi ki saas ke bhai ki bivi ki saas ke pati ke jamai ke poti ke maan ki nanad ka bhai tumhara kya?

Ulfat ka dastu hi kuch aisa hota hai, jise chaho wohi apno se door hota hai, dil toot kar bikhartha hai is kadar yaaro, jaise kanch ka khilona chur chur hota hai

Teri palko pe khwaab rakh gaya koi, teri sanson pe naam likh gaya koi, chalo wada raha tumse, bhool jana hame agar hamse acha tumhe mil gaya koi

Dimaga ke liye santre ka juice, ankhon ke liye carrot ka juice, sehat ke liye anar ka juice, kuch na mile to angutha choos

Yaadon ki dhund mein teri parchai si lagti hai, sannate mein gunjti hai shehnai si lagti hai, tum karib ho apnapan hai varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai

D se dosti, D se dushmani, D se dard, D se dilagi, D se inte bhi door na ho jana ke D se dekh bhi na sako, samajh D se dear

Hasrato se hum aapki rah saja denge, sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge, na koi phool hai mere daaman mein, lekin apke aane par palke bicha denga

Nazar hona apse galti kehlaigi, agar aaj hamse naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayegi, hanste rehana hamesha yun hi, aapki hasi se kisi ki zindagi sawar jaegi

Ishq aisa karo ke dhadkan mein bas jaye, sans bhi loo to khushbu usi ki aaye, pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe chaye, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye

Barsaat aaye aur zameen gili na ho, doop aaye aur ujala na ho, ae dost tune yeh kaise soch liya tumhare paas mobile ho aur mera sms na ho

Haqiqat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai, kabhi kabhi pyaar mein bewafai hoti hai, hamari taraf hath badakar dekho� dosti mein kitni sachai hoti hai

Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, Tere karmon ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile, zor se tatti aae aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile

Neend aaye to khawab aaye, khwab aaye to aap aaye is kashmokash mein hamari raat guzar gayi, na neend aaye na khwaab aaye

Vo dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, vo apnapan hi kya jisme judai na ho, vo dil hi kya jisme yaad na ho, vo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho

Hum hawa ke jhoke ke hain guzar jayenge, khamoshi se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge, pake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas, dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge

Apun wishing you a wonderful super duper zabardast extra badhiya extra special ek dum mast and dhinchak bole tho ek dum jhakaas night

Kashti behti hai kinare ki talaash men. Log milte hain pyaar ki aas mein, hum roz milte nahin aapse magar, waqt bitaate hain aapki yaad mein

Whats marriage? 
Alpenlibe ji lalchaye raha na jaye
TVS meelo chalti muskan
Kinetic sabki hawa nikal de
Chloromint dubara mat poochna

Kisi mod pe akela na chodna, armano se bhara dil kabhi todna, duniya begani banthi hai tho kya gham hai, tamana yehi hai ki bas aap humse muh kabhi na modna

Judge: you are crossing the limits
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: how dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: my lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai?

Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe who nadaan hoga, aap tho baste ho dil mein hamare, aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga

Arz kiya hai� madmast hawayein hain mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar bhi English padh rahe hain kya educational zamana hai

Is matlab ki duniya mein kaun kiska hota hai sms bhi wohi karta hai jiska dil hota hai, lekin yeh baa tho sabhi jante hian ke aapko to free bhi mehnga lagta hai

Who waqt who lamhe ajeen honge, duniya mein hum khush naseeb honge, door se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge

Marwadi shayar ne arz kiya: moorakh tha shahjahan jo kar gaya karcha itna taj par� kar raat nayee mumtaz aa jati us karche ke byaaj par

Koi kisi ke dard mein shamil nahi hai, har ada husn ke kabil nahi hai, sab kuch lutakar samajh mein aaya, ae dost yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai

Din jo bitaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talaash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar dega, aaj bhi aapki judaai humse pyaar karti hain

Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab HA ya NA mein deke batao � kya apko pagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hain?


Santa goes to temple daily and prays o bhagwan aaj meri lottery lagwa de, he did this for 6 months. At last god spoke abbe gadhe ticket to khareed

Bindas sone ka khatte mitthe sapne dekhne ka, bhoot ko nai dekhne ka, bole to khud ka thopda aayine mein nahi dekhne ka. Aur chaddar odk ke so jaane ka 

Duniya ka har shouk pala nahi jata, kaanch ke khilono ko yun uchala nahi jata, mehnat karne se mushkile ho jati hai aasan, har kaam taqdeer pe tala nahi jata

Aap hamari gali me aaye, thode sharmaye, thoda itraye, thoda muskuraye, thoda ghabraye aur zor se chillaye, ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DEDE BABA

Dosti hai tho aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai, dost na ho tho mehfil bhi samshan hoti hai, sara khel tho dosti ka hi hai, warna janaza aur barat ek saman hoti hai.

Nadiyo se kinare choot jate hain, asmaan se tare toot jate hai, zindagi mein aksar aisa hota hai, jise hum dil se chahte hai, wahi humse rooth jaate hain

Dillagi dil ko jalaati hai, dilruba hum ko jalaati hai, yeh sms nahi hamari jaan hai, jo aap ko hamaari dil ki baat sunaati hai

1 sardar to another: oye kab tak akela rahega abtho tujhe ghar mein patni le ani chahiye
2nd sardar: idea tho accha hai� lekin sochta hu kiski

pyaar mein khona bhi padta hai, thokar kah kar sambhalna bhi padta hai, yun asani se kuch bhi nahi milta, kuch pane ke liye kuch khona bhi padta hai

koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye, hamein rulaaney vale hamein rula ke roye, marne ka maza tho tab hai yaaro� jab kaatil bhi janaaze per aake roye

manzil ki taraf chalo, jo dil kahi usi rah ko chuno, piche walonko aagey nahi jane do, jo aagey hai unse aagey niklo, tabhi ache RIKSHAWALE banoge

main mar jaun tho mera jism jala dena, lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena, mujhe parwaah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki, mujhe to parwaah hai usme rehnewale ki

khushnaseeb hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hain, warna hum wo shaksh hai jo khwaab mein bhi appointment se aate hain

Sher aur shairi tho koi bhi kar leta hai par jab asli sher samne aata hai tho aage se dettol aur peeche se burnol nikla jaata hai

Tumhara hamara rishta tho aankho aur palkon jaisa hai, agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai aur agar ankh mein kuch chala jae tho palke tadap uthti hai

DOSTI � kaho to do lafz, maano to bandagi, socho tho gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asaan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum

Kaash main kaanch ka glass hota, tere show case mein saja hota, ae zalim kabhi to tujhe pyaas lagti kabhi to tere hoto se laga hota

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi mein, par koi dost tumse pyaara nahi hota

Jabse tumhe jaana hai, jabse tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein meri sirf tumhara naam samaya hai taaki pooch saku khuda se ye kaunsa cartoon banaya hai

Ba-adab ba-mulaiza hoshiyaar shahenshao-ke-shahensha Hindustan ke takhto taj ke waris chasme noor tajdar-e-hindustan yaneki hum message bhej rahe hain

Ek family SHOLAY dekh ke aayi aur pati patni sse romantically bola �naach basanti naach� child added: �mummy! Is kutte ke samne mat nachna�

Bagair jane pehchane ikraar na kijiye, muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabhi kabhi, har gulab par yun aitbaar na kijiye

Jab hamari dosti itni khubsurat ban gayi, apki hasi aankho ki roshni ban gayi, apke bina itne tanha ho gaye ki sms tone dil ki dhadkan bangayi

Mohabbat ek se ho to BHOLAPAN hai, do se ho to APNAPAN hai, teen se ho to DEEWANAPAN hai, chaar se ho to PAGALPAN hai, phir bhi counting na ruke to KAMEENAPAN hia.

Khuda na kare aapko koi gam mile, khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile, gam jab bhi badh chale aapki or khuda kare raaste mein usse hum mile

Kaun tumko palko pe bithayega, kaun tumko dega ye mohabbat, choti choti baton pe manayega kaun, jab koi tumko bhi bhulayega, tumko mera pyaar yaad ayega

Aap jaise log hame kuch khas lagte hain, hum mann mein har waqt ek aas rakhte hain na jane kab aa jaye aapka sms, isliye mobile dil ke paas rakhte hain

Silsile tho yuhi chalte rahenge, fasale hai badalte rahenge, aap kyun nahi samajhte hamari baat ko, aap ke bina to hum pal pal marte rahenge

Hoto pe ate ho baat bankar, dil mein ate ho yaad bankar, aankhon mein ate ho sapna bankar, kabhi ho sake tho meri zindagi mein ana apna bankar

Tuti hui kashti ko savarte kisne dekha, bhichde kinaro ko milte kisne dekha, bin badal ke barish ko kisne dekha, ishq to sirf chadta hai, utarte kisne dekha

Mili hai bahot saza tumse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai hamare pyaar ko zamane ki, kabr se nikle hue dono haath kehte hain, aarzoo rah gai hai tumhe gale se lagane ki

Teri dosti mein ek nasha hai, tabhi to yeh duniya hamse khafaa hai, na karo hamse itni dosti ki dil hi puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai

Simat jane do in palon ko, kya jane kal ho na ho, ho bhi yeh lamhe kal to kya malum, shayad shamil un palo mein hum ho na ho

Nazar hamari, nazar tumhari, nazar ne dil ki nazar uteri, nazar ne dekha, nazar ko aise ke kabhi na nazar lage dosti ko hamari

Guess mujhme aur abdul kalam mein kya similarity hai. Nahi pata? So simple, wo mere ghar nahi aate main unke ghar nahi jata

Kahan se chale the, hum aye kaha tak, kahi mil gae manzilon ke nishan tak, bad dooriya hain bade fasle hain tumhare jana se hamare jahan tak

Dear tum bhi likha karo shayari, meri tarah tumhara bhi naam ho jayega, jab tujh par bhi fekenge log ande aur tamatar, raat ki sabji ka intejaam ho jayega 

Do pal ki zindagi yuhi beet jayegi, kaali raat ke baad nayi subah ayegi, agar dosto ki yaad satayegi to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi

Zindagi ek raat hai, jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai� jo mil gaya who apna hai� jo toot gaya who sapna hai

Dooriyo se fark padta nahi baat to dil ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai, dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai verna, mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai

Agar mujhe 5 min mein message na bheja to bhagwaan apko mulayam ki akal, laloo ki shakal, jaya ki jawani, mayawati ki vaani, kalaam jaise baal, atal jaise chaal dega

Din tere khayal mein guzar jata hai, raat ko bhi tera hi kahayal aata hai, kabhi ye kayal is kadar badh jata hai ki aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai

Ek ladki sardar ke paas gayi�� sardar ne paltaya, peeche se khola aur dala� ladki bahut khush thi.. who pehli baar dalwa rahi thi� SIM CARD

Din jo bitaaye aapke saath humne, nazar unko baar baar talash karti hai, gila nahi jo naseeb mein juda kar diya, aaj bhi aapki judai humse pyaar karti hai

Bedard kuch dost ho gaye hain humare, jo hamara intezaar bhi nahi karte� kabhi hamse bahut baat kiya karte the ab to yaad bhi nahi karte

Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate, sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate, udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa mein, fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

Taraste the jo milne ko humse kabhi, aaj vo kyo mere saye se bhi katrate hai, hum bhi wahi hai, dil bhi wahi hai, na jane kyun log badal jate hain

Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyaar bhara dil tod diya. Kuch chillar paiso ke liye tumne message karna chod diya

Sardar: yaar ye muge ke bache anda todkar bahar kaise aa jata hai?
Sardar2: oye pehle mainu ye bata ye band ande me ghus kaise jate hain

Dosti karo tho dhoka mat dena, dusro ko aasuon ka tofa mat dena, dil se roye koi zindagi bhar aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena

Unki muskan hamari kamzori hai, unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai, vo kyon nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya kahamoshi ko zubaan dean zaroori hai

Namazi par Allah ke 5 naam
Aasan rozi
Azaabe qabr nahi
A�maal dayen haath mein
Pulsiraat ka rasta asaan
Bina hisaab ke jannat .

royengi aankh muskurane ke baad, aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baat. O janewale zara udke tho dekh shayad ye zindagi na rahe tere jane ke baad

Dosti ka pehla paigam aapke naam, zindagi ki akhari shaam apke naam, iss safar mein humsafar hain hum dono, is dosti ko nibhana hain aapke naam

Dil dil se juda nahi hote, yuhi kisi par fida nahi hote, pyaar se bada dosti ka rishta hai, kyonki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote

Fareb thi hasi hum aashiqui samajh baithe, kisi aur ki zindagi ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe, waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, phir se kisi ke baathon ko chahat samajh baithe

Bazuo mein dam rakhte hain, dil mein gam rakhte hain, teri dosti ke baad logo se wasta kam rakhte hain, pata that mujhe sms aayega tera, isliye disprin sang rakhte hain

Log kehte hain main sharabe hun, tum ne bhi shayad yehi sochliya, kisi pe husn ka gurur jawani ka nasha, kisi ke dil pe mohabbat ki rawani ka nasha, kisi ko dekh ke saason se ubharta hai nasha, bina piye bhi kahi hadse guzarta hai nasha, nashe mien kaun nahi hai mujhe batao zara, kise hai hosh mere samne to lao zara, nasha hai sabpe magar rang nashe ka hai juda, khili khili hui subah pe hai shabnam ka nasha, hawa pe khushbu ka badal pe hai rimjhim ka nasha, kahin suroor hai khushiyon ka kahin gham ka nasha, nasha sharab mein hota to nachti botal, maikate ghoomte paimano mein hoti hulchul

Yaad aaye kabhi tho aankhen num na karna, hum chale bhi jaye tho gam na karna yeh zaroori nahi hai rishetey ka koi naam ho par dosti ka ehsaas dil se kum na karna

Anjane mein hum dil gawa baithe, is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kah baithe, unse kya gila kare bhul hamari hai jo bina dilwaloose dil laga baithe

Yeh dosti ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, sabke apne apne naseeb hote hain, rehte hai to nigahon se door, wahi yaadon ke sabse kareeb hote hain

Har kadam pe imtehaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, zindagi se kaise shikwa kare, aap jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

Safar lamba hai dost banate chalo, dil mile na mile haath baadhate chalo, TAJ na banao bahut mahanga padega, lekin jaha bhi jao, ek nayi MUMTAJ banate chalo

Ye duriya yeh fasale najane kab kiye, kismat ne ye faisle, aap bhi udaas aur hum bhi bechain na khataa aapki na shikayat hamari,phir bhi yeh khamoshi phir bh ye tanhai, gum hogai hai wo khushbu se mehkte baatein wo mulakate wo meethi raatein, ab sirf beetey lamho ki yaadon ka ghera hai, najane kis waqt palak jhapakne se ansuon ka girna hai na thi hamari ye dosti kismat ko manzur agar aaj na hoti judai to kal ki thi yeh khabar, baat na hamari hai aur na hamari hai

Gila rahe humse shikwa rahe humse, arzoo hai yehi ek silsila rahe humse, fasle ho darmiya ya khata ho humse dua hai bas nazdikiya rahe hamse

Khuda se scooter mange toh car diya, phone manga to mobile diya, ghar manga to bangla diya, dost manga to tumhe diya, ae khuda akhri baar dhoka kyun diya

Ishq ke charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain, humne bhi dekha ishq karke, baap re baap ishq mein karche bhi bahut hain

Mohabbat mujhe thi usse itni saman, yaadon mein dil tadata raha, maut bhi chahat ko rok na saki kabr mein bhi dil dhadakta hai

Khushi mile to hasna sake, gham mile to rona sake, zindagi ka to yeh hi dastur hai jise chaha use pana sake aur jise paya use chaha na sake

Saaz ke 7 awaz, samander ke 7 sahil, phool ke 7 khushboo, jism ke 7 rooh, shama ke 7 parwane, khushi ke 7 gham aur aap ke saath hum

Kanch chubhe to nishaan reh jata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jata hai, laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umar bhar ek zakham reh jata hai

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhaayenge, tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge, teri pyaar ka sila agar mila to hum patthar mein phool khiladenge

Samajh samajh kar samajh ko samajho, samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai, samajh samajh kar samajh ko jo na samajhe who meri samajh mein nasamajh hai� tho kya apa meri samajh ko samjhe nasamajh?????

Sochta hum is sagar ki lehron ko dekh kar, kyun ye kinare se takra kar laut aate hain, karte hain wo kinare se bewafai ya sagar se wafa nibhate hain

Dil-e-arzoo ne hume diwana bana diya, roye the na kabhi par tune rula diya, tumhe hamari yaad na aayi hogi, par humne tumhari yaad mein zamana bhula diya

Geeta saar: sms who gyan hai jo batne se badhta hai, isliye hey praani, tu bill ka moh tyaag de aur sms kar, tabhi tera manav janam safal hoga

Zaban khamosh magar dil bekarar hai, aankhe bata rahi hain tumhe kisi se pyaar hai, band rakha karo in ankho ko dost, ye aankhe nahi hai dil ki kitaab hain

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, pyaar ko yeh zamana kya jaane, hoti hai kitni taqlif kabar mein, who upar se phool dalnewala kya jaane

Yaad mein teri aahen bharta hai koi, maut sachai hai ek roz aani hai, lekin teri judai mein har roz marta hai koi

Hum tho masroof the apni tanhaiyon mein, muddato baad kisi ne pukara hai, ek pal thehar kar sochne lage�kya yeh naam hamara hai

Tamanao mein bhi tujhe yaad karene teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, tujhe aane ko nahi kahenge phir  bhi tera intezaar karenge

Badal gaya hai zamana� nahi nahaye tho kya sharmana, ab tho hai aapke paas readymade bahana, DO BUCKET PAANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Gham mein hasne walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehron se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

Ek banda love letter likhta hai ek ladki ko aur neeche sign maarta hai, tumhara aur sirf tumhara aur tum na mili to kisi aur ka

Gam ki aandhiyon mein hum utar jayenge, sagar hai samandar mein utar jayenge, hume marne ke liye faansi ki nahi zarurat , dil se nikal do yuhi mar jayenge

Who mile humko kahani bankar, dil mein rahe pyaar ke nishani bankar, hum jinhe jagah dete hain, aankhon ke andar wo aksar nikal jate hain pani bankar

Wo chum le ek baar to aati ahi neend, unki meethi awaz mein hi raat jaati hain beet, isliye kehta hum ye risk na uthao, kachua jalao machar bhagao

Film aaya film gaya, cinema aaya madarsa gaya, fashion aya haya gayi, video aaya hidayat gayi, gana aaya tilarat gayi, rivaz aaya sunnat gayi, doulat aayi mohabbat gayi� allah hifazat farmae aameen

Aaj ko guroor hai kyunki uske paas NOOR hai, ab hum kispe guroor kare hamara chand tho hamse door hai

Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal churalu agar bura na lage, aap hume milkar bhul jaoge par apko bhulane mein shayad humko zamana lage

Roz khwabo mein aate hain wo� apni har baat doharate hain wo� hamesha kehte hai ki rehenge paas aapke� subah hote hi tanha chod jate hain wo

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, intezaar bhala par judai to nahi, milna bichadna to kismat hai apni, aakhir insane hain hum khuda to nahi

Is dil mein tarane bahot hain, zindagi mein jeene ke bahan bahot hain, kis kis ko sms karu kambakht is nacheez ke deewane bahot hain

Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi, khata sirf itni hai ki batate nahi, aap zindagi se zyada anmol hain hamare liye, samajhte hoge aap, yeh soch hum jatate nahi

Judai se pucho mohabbat kya hai, tadap kar who ro degi, zindagi se pucho maut kya hoti hai, mohabbat ke alawa kuch na kahegi

Wafaun se ghabrate hain, jidhar bhi dekho gham hi gham nazar aate hain, dil ka dard ansu bankar na nikle isliye hum har waqt muskurate hain

Diya hai bhagwan ne mobile to itni kadar karo, karo na karo call magar do char miss call to kiya karo.

Hotho ki zuban ye ansu kehte hain, chup rehte hain lekin phir bhi behte hai, in aansuon ki kismat to dekhiye, ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mien rehte hain

Dil se khayal na jaaye to kya karun, tuhi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, hasrat hai tujhe ek nazar dekhloon lekin, kismat wo lamha na laaye to kya karun

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat, wo aankhon se vaar karti hai, maine inhi aankhon se dekha hai, wo kitno se pyaar karti hain

Zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai, zakhm dekar puchte hain ab hal kaisa hai, kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro, sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai

Pyaar karo� pyaar ki koyi hadh nahi hoti, do dilon ke beech sarhad nahi hoti, dilruba ko to sabhi chahte hain, bewafa ko chahne ki kismat sabhi ki nahi hoti

Tere saath ke liye hazaro tanhaiyan kurbaan, teri ek jhalak ke liye hazaro tasveer kurban, tu saath ho to aur kya chahiye, teri ek muskan ke liye meri har khushi kurban

Do you have it? Sulgta jism, kap-kapate honth, thar-tharata badan, lar-kharati awaz, nashili aankhen. If you do, you are suffering from MALARI, pleas take care

Dosti � kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to aasan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tumTaj mahal kuch logon ke liye ek ajuba hai, kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai, hamare tumhare liye ye ek bakwaas hai kyunki har roz badalti hamari mumtaz hai

Lab khamosh ho jate hain, jab tum samne aaate ho dil dhadakta hai, jab nigaahe milate ho saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho to � heart patient hoon� itna kyun darate ho

Tadap ke dekho kisi ke pyaar mein, to pata chale intezaar kya hota hai, yunhi mil jaye koyi bina chahe, to kaise pata chalega pyaar kya hota hai

 Dost aisi nibhao ki dekhne wale dang reh jaye; khuda bhi aa ke tumse puche kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jaye

Mosquito song � bhige hoth tere, pyasa pet mera, dikhe har jagah, mujhe khoon tera, kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar, tujhe subah tak main kaatu yaar ho ho ho

Tussi bade, attractive, beautiful, cute, decent, fantastic, intelligent, lovable, outstanding, ravishing, smart, talented person, ka message padh rahe ho

Mere pyaare dost tum (as blank screens possible) pagalon ki tarah kya dhoondh rahe ho? Kuch nahi hai

Kuch bikhre sapne aur ankho mein nami hai, ek chotasa aasma aur umeedon ki zami hai, yun to bahot kuch hai zindagi mein, sirf jise chahte hain uski kami hai�

Dil ke hasti bikhar gayi hoti, rook ke zakhm na bhare hote, ye zindagi aap hi ki amanat hai, warna hum to kabke mar gaye hote

Andaz-e-dosti bhi aapki ek adaa hai, jisko bhi chaha aapne who aap par fida hai, dil mein basi hai ek pyaari si tasvir aapki, fir kaise keh du ke aap humse juda hain

Teri taarif agar aina bhi kare, tod dun mian use dil mera kare

Gham ke aansu dika nahi sakte, apna haq aap par jata nahi sakte, anmol ho tum meri nigahon mein yeh baat hum aapko bata nahi sakte

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna bhai starts his practice. He checked first patient�s eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finally said BOLE TO� TORCH EK DUM MAST CHALRELA HAI

Yaaro jab hamari maut ho jaye, hamara janaza gali gali se ghuma dena, raaste mein aaye agar mere maashuq ka ghar, to sar se zara kafan hata dena

Kaash aaj barish aa jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo mujhe sms na karta ho wo usme sharam se doob kar mar jaye.

Bhulana tumhe na aasan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo naadan hoga, apa to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye aapka ehsaas hoga

Yaad na karoge to sathayenge� ruthoge to manayenge, roo ge to hasayenge, dost hain hum tumhare, saya nahi, jo andhere mein tera saath chod jayenge

Chala ja message tu gulab, hogi mohabbat to ayega jawab, khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, agar kare to sadiyon tak juda na kare

Hum dosti ka farz yuhi nibhate rahenge waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahenge, duwa karo ke umar lambi ho hamari warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahenge

Aaj ke baad mujhe call mar karna, na sma karna, baat bhi mar karna, milneki koshish to bilkul mat karna, kyun ki doctor ne mujhe sweet cheezon se door rahne ko kaha hai

Masterji: kal school kyun nahi aaya?
Santa: gir gaya tha lag gayi
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lagi

Na chaho itna hamey, chahaton se dar lagta hai, na aao itna kareeb ke, judaai se dar lagta hai, tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai, magar apne nasib se dar lagta hai

Andheron se nahi darta main ujalon se ghabra jata hoon, ke ab maut se bhi nahi marta main, zindagi se kamzor pad jata hun

Dil ki dhadkano ko dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum to anjane rasto pe chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab sikha gaya koi

Silsile tho yuhi chalet rahenge, faasle bhi badhte rahenge, aap kya samajhenge hamari baat ko, aapke bina tho hum pal pal marte rahenge

Kyun chalti hai pawan � coz of evaporation
Kyun jhoome hai gagan � coz of earth�s revolution
Kyun machal ta hai Mann � coz of excessive respiration
Kyun aati hai bahar � coz of change in season
Kyun jata hai qarar � coz of mental tension
Kyun hota hai pyaar � opposite attraction
Kyun ghum hai har disha � coz you have a poor sense of direction
Kyun hota hai nasha � coz of drug addiction
Kyun aata hai maza � scienc give us all the information
NA TUM JANO NA HUM

Dosti se badi jageer nahi, is se acchi tasveer nahi, ek bareek prem ka dhaga hai, phir bhi is se mazboot koi zanjeer nahi

Dil me kuch bacha nahi Dard ke Siva, aankho me aata nahi koi aasu ke Siva, yar tu mat saath chod Na mera zindagi mein kuch bach nahi teri dosti ke Siva

Sardarji goes to see Jurassic park when dinosaurs start approaching he covers himself in his seat. His friend asks kyun sardarji kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi tho hai. Sardarji replies aadmi hoon aur akkal hai. Pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin who to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Bikta agar pyar tho kaun nahi kharidta! Bikti agar khushiyan tho kaun use bechta? Dard agar bikta tho hum aapse kharid lete, aapki khushiyon ke liye hum khudko bech dete

Teacher: you have to aim for 90%
Student: I will get 100% marks
Teacher: mazak kyun kar rahe ho
Student: mazak shurukisne kiya tha?

Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake, khayalo mein kisi aur ko la na sake, kisi ko dekh ke aansu tho poch liye, par kisi ko dekh ke muskura na sake

Phool hai gulab ka, ped se Na nikalo, naam hai SAM ka dil se Na nikalo. Wah wah

Ulfat mein kabhi yeh haal hota hai, aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai, banate hain hum jise manzil apni, hum Safar uska koi aur hota hai

Guzri Hui zindagi KO kabhi yaad Na karna, taqdeer mein jo likha hai uski fariyad Na karna, jo hoga who hokar rahega, tu fikr mein apni umar yun barbaad Na karna

Bheegti aankhon se rukhsat Na karo, humse tum itni mohabbat Na karo, kaise reh payenge hum tho marjayenge, iss tarah toot ke chahat Na karo

Kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote aaj unko sunkar yeh ansu na aye hote, agar is tarah bhul jana hi tha to itni gahrai se dil mein samaye na hote

Basanti says: bhag dhano, bhag aaj teri basanti ki izaat ka sawal hai
Dhano: tujhe apni adi hai! Mera soch jiske peeche gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hain, jo dil ki zameen par bikhre hain, inko mat chedo ke zakhm gehra hai, in par aaj bhi kisi ki yaadon ka pehra hai�

Ja sms ja, mere sweet and lonely dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana wo aksar busy hote hain, shor na machana, busy ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss you kehna

Barkha bahaar aayi, phulo ki bahaar chaayi, chehre par muskan layi, aise mausam me teri yaad aayi, kyunki tune mujhe coffee nahi pilayi! Happy

Sardar ka beta: papa, aaj main bus ke piche daud ke ghar aaya, mere 3hrs. bachgaye. 
Sardar�s dad: oye kardi na sardaron wali baat, auto ke piche aate Rs.30/- bachte

Hey bhagwan ke naam pe ek biwi dede, apni nahi tho dusre ki dede, bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle teen dega, kareena ke saath prerna aur aparna free dega

Andhey ke haath mein kitab, bahre ke haath mein radio, gunge ke haath mein mike aur aap ke haath mein mobile, sochiye kya hoga is desh ka?

Muddat se door the hum aur padhai� ek arse ke baad padhna achha laga� kuch pal ke baad bore hone laga� phir kitab khol tho sakte the par bandh karna accha laga

NAMASKAR, zinda ho to ek sms bhejo, asmaan mein chale gaye ho to barish bhejo, swarg mein ho tho apsara bhejo, agar narak mein ho tho� enjoy yourself

Khuda ne sansaas banaya aur so gaya. Khuda ne insaan banaya phir so gaya, phir khuda ne ladki banai� na khud soya na dusro ko sone diya

Mere jeene ke liye apka arman kafi hai, dil ke kalam se likhi dastan kafi hai, apki tasveer ki kya zarurat hai hame, apko dekhne ke liye bandh aankh hi kafi hai

Jinki tamanna dil mein thi judaai ab hum unki sahte hain, fursat nahi unhe humse baat karne ki, isliye hum har waqt khamosh se rehte hain

Chand ko guroor hai uske paas noor hai to kya, mujhe bhi guroor hai ki mera dost langooor hain

Tez dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tujhe pyaar ki kadar nahi hoti� kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil ki tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti

Zindagi tere bina adhuri hai, na jane kyun tere mere beech ye duri hai, sochta hun bhula dun tujhko par kya karu teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai.

Murja gya phool par bahar wahi hai, dur hai  aapse magar pyaar wahi hai, jante hai hum mil nahi sakte, magar in ankhon mein intezar wahi hai

Dil mein hamesha ek shor ho raha hai, no sms, no call yeh kya ho raha hai, kahin aisa to nahi, ke ek pyaara sa dost mujhe  bhool raha hai

Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar, hum to aankhon se pee lenge, tu mat aa lekin aane ka wada to kar, hum tere intezaar mein jee lenge

Raat chup chap hai magar chand khamosh nahi, kaise kehdu aaj phir hosh nahi, aisa dooba teri aankhon ki gharia mein, haath mein jaam hai magar peene ka hosh nahi

Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru� teri har zaroorat pe ye jaan vaaru� jab bhi sochu tere bare mein�dil kare teri  kanpatti pe rakh ke do maaroo

Reth pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, reht pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi� tumne hume pathar dil to keh diya par pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Mulakat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai, nazar ki duniya viraan ho gayi hai, ab meri saans bhi meri nahi rahi, ye zindagi ab aap par qurbar ho gai hai

Koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye, hame rulane wale hame rula ke roye, marne ka maza to tab hai yaaron� jab kaatil bhi janaaze per aa ke roye

Kabhi dost kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho, par jab bhi hume sms karte ho, khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho

Jitne pyaar paya hai tumse, usse aur jyada pane ko jee chahte hai, jane wo konsi khubi hai tumme ki, har rishta tumse banane ko jee chahta hai

Wo taaza thanda paani, wo khushbudaar sabun, bathroom, shampoo ki bottle se saja hai, tum kya jano, dost roz nahane mien kitna maza hai

1st gadha � yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon vo mujhe bahut marta hai
2nd gadha � tu ghar chod kar bhaag kyon nahi jata
1st gadha � kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sundar ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai tho dhobi kehta hai ki teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga, bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hun

a drunken sardar falls from 3rd floor� people gather around asked him, ki hoya sardarji? He said pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi, kya tum ne mujhko yaad kiya abhi abhi� tujh se mile zamana hua magar� yun laga koi mujhse mil ke gaya abhi abhi

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar na karo, jab tak  pyaar aap se pyaar na kare, aur jab pyaar aap se pyaar kare to use aisa pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare

Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, jeetkar khush ho to kya hua, sab kuch haar kar khushiya manana zindagi hai

Gham ke saaye me guzaara hai jevan humne, apni palko ko aansuo se sajaya hai humne� apni chahat ko kabhi paa na sake hum, khud rokar dusro ko hasaya hai humne

Jab kabhi koi gam sataye� koi baat dil ko na bhaye� ankhen sagar chalkayen.. yaad karke dekhna same� kya pata, ek ansu kam ho jaye

Birds are chillaying, hen is kukding, flowers are khushbu maaring, sun is ugging moon is doobing, peacock in naching, sky is whiting, all telling good morning

Aankhon mein aasu aa jate hai, phir bhi labon pe hasi rakhni padti hai, ye mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron, jisse karte hain useese chupaani padti hai

 Apke sms ke intezaar me humne peena shuru kiya� itna piya.. itna piya.. ke pite hi reh gaye� kya kare�. Bada thumps up hai khatam hi nahi hota

Chandni raat ka samay tha, goa ka beach that, romantic sa mahol tha, aur tum mere saath that� baap re baap kitna daravna sapna tha

Kem cho majama? Tabiyat sari? Baki anand mangal? Haath nahti dukhta ne? aankh pan ok? Magaj barabar? Kamala cho yaar tho pachi sms karo ne bapa!

Jo ho gaya wo ho gaya, jo hona hoga, wo hoga aur jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga kyunki jo hona hai wo tho hoga hi hog ab dekhana hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga hone ko tho kuch bhi hoga yahi sochan hai ki kya hoga aur kya hoga agar kuch hoga tho thik hoga aur nahi hoga tho bhi thik hoga, thik hoga tho kis kaaran se hoga aur kaaran hi this nahi hoga tho kuch kaise thik hoga. Ab aap batao ki aage kya hoga? Kisi aur ko bhejiega, acchha time pass hoga

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dildari dosto ki shan hoti hai, kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere yahi sacchi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai

Messages aate hain delete ho jate hain, yaad aati hai dil me simat jati hai messages aur yaad me fark itna hai messages bewaqt aate hain aur yaad hamesha aati hai

Hello hello frendwa, kaisn ho, hamar se koi galti hui gava kya? Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye ek jamana beet gava, tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo

College ki char diwari mein ajeeb sa khel hota hai, khel ki khel mein dilo ka mel hota hai, isi liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai

Tumhari lambi umar ho, tum khush raho, tum jo mango wo tumhe mile, ab ye sab yaad kar, kitchen me ja, katora pakad, ghar se nikal, aur shuru hoja� all the best for it

Koi din me karta hai, koi raat mein karta hai, kisi ka aadhe ghante mein hota ahi, kisi ka 2 ghante mein hota hai, kisi ka raat bhar bhi nahi hota � MOBILE CHARGING

Sharaab bani to maikhaane bane, pyaar bana to deewane bane, kuch to hai baat aap mein, yun hi nahi pagalkhane bane

Pyar mein har rasam nibhadi humne, tujhe pane ke liye hasti mita di humne, tuney kadr na jaani meri wafaao ki, teri aarzoon me har khushi lutadi humne

Pappu ki shaadi pakki ho gayi hai, aur aap sab ko shaadi mein bulaya hai� shagun ke lifafe khali leke aana.. kyunki PAISE PAPPU DEGA

Husband and wife were fighting. Husband say, tu saali kutti, wife says tu saala kutta. Their little son who was sitting near says, main saala pilla

Unki yaad dil se bhulai nahi jati, ye dil ke daulat roz lutai nahi jati kis muh se log kehte hain ki unko bhuljaye, yeh pyaar ki duniya hai roz basai nahi jati

Muddat se door they hum aur tum, ek zamaane ke baad milna accha laha, sagar se gehri lagi aapki aankhen, tairne to aata that hame par dubna accha laga

(Javab bhejo) andhe ki biwi ko behra uthat kar le gaya, aur gunge ne dekha. To gunga andhe ko kaise batayega. It�s a challenge for you

Rose, lotus, tulips, orchids, sunflower, Lilly� all flowers are sweet but they have no comparison with you. Coz gobhi ka phool ki baat hi alag hai

Hum who aashiq hain jo gulab ko bhi kamal bana denge, uskk ek ada pe koi ghazal bana denge, agar wo aagayi zindagi mein tho kasam se hyderabad me bhi ek TAJ MAHAL bana denge

Kabhi kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye, agar saath din me bhi khujli na mite, tho aathwe din zaroor naha lena chahiye

Zindagi sabko mile zaruri to nahi, pyar sabko mile zaruri to nahi, kuch log bahut yaad aate hain par wo bhi hame yaad kare zaruri to nahi

Teacher: whats your name?
Student: mera naam surya prakash hai
Teacher: answer me in English fool
Student: my name is sunlight

Choti choti baato pe takrar na kiya karo� hamare har mazakj ko dil pe mat liya karo� kya pata sath hai aut kitne din ka, in palon ko tho pyar se jiya karo

Jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi, beege hum fir teri yaad aayi, kyon na aaye yaad, tune chatri abhi tak nahi lautai

Unnidhi kya unse jinki ummid hum nahi, khushi hi kya unse jinki khushi hum nahi, gham hai is baat ka aaj humare paas WO hai, lekin unke paas hum nahi

Narm palko ke saye me chupa le tumko, ji karta hai is jahan se chura le tumko, hai khauf ki reh Na jaye tanha saanse, bachi saanso ki khushboo mein basa le tumko

Hasaya tha jisne hame, rulaya bhi usine� jisne jeena sikahaya that hame, aaj dafnaya bhi usine

Door hojane se rishte nahi toot Te, naahi sirf paas rehne se judte, and yeh to dilon ke bandhan hai isliye hum aapko aur aap hame nahi bhoolte

Ateet apne aap KO kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai, zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichadna hi aata hai

Judaai har pal mehsoos Na hoti, kash who itni majboor Na hoti, waqt banaa deta hai insaan KO bewafa� warna mohabbat itni mashoor Na hoti

Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge, chandni raaton mein aayegi meri yaad, meri yaad ke WO pal aapko sone nahi denge

Tumhare liye sms chand pe likhne ko dil chahta hai, magar kya karu, kambakht yeh khayal bhi amawas ki raat ko aata hai

Babaji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, prasad mein kambal diye jayenge, Kisis aur ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected bhikarioyn ko bheja ja raha hai

Dear bhaiya, hazaar saal jiyo RAKHI MIL GAYI HOGI mera cell kho gaya hai isliye �unke� cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyar bahen � MALLIKA SHERAWAT

TT in moving train: ticket dikhao
Sardar: lo dekho
TT: yeh tho platform ka ticket hai
Sardar: to humko bhi to platform par hi utarna hai. Bolo tara ra ra

Who dhundte rahe hame idhar udhar, shayad unhe hamari talaash thi, par afsoos jis kabar pe the unke kadam usi me dafan hamari laash thi

Telugu style wedding card
LAGGAM PILUPU � maa pedda poradu chi:Ellaiah, Chi la sau: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini pelli cheskuntundu. Meerandaru tappaka raavale,yaad maristhe manchigundadi. Pellam pillagandlani guda thisukurandri. Zarantha bada dil cheskoni moallaki mubarak bath iyyale

Mulakaat maut ki mehmann ho gai, nazar ki duniya veeran ho gai, ab to meri saans bhi meri na rahi, yeh zindagi aap ki ilzaamo par kurbaan ho gai

Teacher: why are you late?
Student (HYDERABADI): jab mai eschool ku aane ke waste ghar se nikla to baigan ki meri merku 1 kutta kaat diya to mai usku teen time phod diya iske waste late hua
Teacher: talk in English
Student: wen mai coming eschool tab mai baigan ku one dog cutting den I phod dog teen times so maiself aya late

Mohabbaton me jeene wale khusnaseb hain, mohabbaton me marne wale bhi ajeeb hain, haseen hai hamari daastan jaan-e-man, faaslo me rehte hain lekin kareen hain

Who mud mud ke hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe, Who mud mud ke hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe kyunki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha na hame

Tohar chehra chand ke saman tohar aankehein chand ke saman tohar baal, naak, sab chand ke saaman, aur chand hamari bhainswa ka naam.

English teacher: One cute and young girl is walking on the road � Change this into an exclamatory sentence.
Student: ma ki kirkiri kya potti hai baap

Rishta aisa hona chahiae jo hame apna maan sake, hamare har dukh ko jaan sake, chal rahe ho agar hum tez barish me, fir bhi wo pani me se aansuo ko pehchan sake

Janaza mera, usth raha that, phir bhi takleef this unko aane mein, bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the, aur kitni der hai dafanane mein

Shamma parwane se ro ro ke keh rahi hai Shamma parwane se ro ro ke keh rahi hai�..zara rumal to do meri naak beh rahi hai

Dur se hi who salaam kar gayi, apni yaadon ka hame gulaam kar gayi, apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kahrida tha jise aaj wo hi hame nilaam kar gayi

2 sardar smsing their gfs
1st sardar: main tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju?
2nd sardar: no 
1st: why?
2nd : usne handwriting pehchan li to

jab huma unse mohabat thi, tab unhe hamari mohabbat par shaq tha�.jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabbat ka tab hum par kisi aur ka haq tha

kisi ki yaad ne pagal bana rakha hai, kahi mar na jaoun kafan sila rakha hai, dafnate waqt dil nikal lena kahin wo bhi na dafan ho jae jisko dil me basa rakha hai

tanhai me akelapan saha jayega par mahfil me akela raha na jayega, aap ka sat nahi firbhi jiya jayega par aapke saat koi aur ho ye saha nahi jayega

Ek yakeen tha wo bhi jata raha, koi na ab mera usse nata raha, kisi baat ka guroor to zaroor hai usko, jo apni khushi ke liye mujhko rulata raha

Kitnee rate beet gai, kitne di beet gaye, bus beeta nahi to yadoon ka wo pal, wo guzra hua kal, biti nahi to ankho ki nami aur apki kami

Khushiyon ne wada kiya ki wo 5 din ke baad aayegi�..zindagi ke calendar mein deha to kambakht�.jeene ke din hi chaar they

Ishq ek nasha hai jo dard ki gali me bikta hai, ek pal ka gham hai par zindagi bhar ki saza hai, usey maut kya maregi jo saza e ishe me fanaa hai

Dil me hai jo dard vo dard kise batae, haste hue ye zakhm kise dikhae, kehti hai ye duniya hame khush nasib, magar is nasib ki dastan kise batayen

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doctor bola 4 baar aisa hua, saala brain operation karwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai

Ladki patane ka tarika�chup ke se uske peche jakar usse pakado, agar wo hasi tho samjho pat gayi, agar gusa hui to zor zor se chilao didi dar gai didi dar gai

Most innocent dhamki: as the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up and said to the thief: mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga

Vade karte hain, kasme kahte hai phir bhi na jane kyun log saath chod jate hain, hame to taklif hoti hai phool todne mein bhi, na jaane log dil kaise tod jaate hain

Unse door jane ka irada na tha, sada saath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha, wo yaad na karenge ye jaante the hum, par itni jaldi bhool jayenge andaaza na tha

Kagaz par humne zindagi likhde, ashkon se sinch kar khushi likhdi, dard jab humne utara lafzo mein, logo ne kaha vaah vaah kya gazal likhdi

Bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum, pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum� koi door hai humse to kya hua, har saans me uski aahat pate hai hum

Kisi ko apa banane me deri lag jaati hai, ek waada nibhane mein deri lagjati hai, pyaar tho pal bhar me ho jati hai, magar use nibhane me umar lagjati hai

Ek dil mere dil ko zakhm de gaya, zindagi bhar na  milne ki kasam de gaya, laakh phulon me ek phul chuna than hamne, jo kanto se bhi gehri chuban de gaya�.


Chehre ki har Muskaan bann jata hai koi, 
Dil ki har Dhadkan bann jata hai koi, 
Phir kaise jiyenge Zindagi unke bin, 
jab Zindagi jine ki wajah ban jata hai koi�
 
Ashiq ankho ki baat samajh lete hai, 
woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai, 
rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye, 
log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hai...

 
Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai�
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai� 
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi� 
Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi�. �I MISS U�� 
Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai, 
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai, 
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n, 
Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai 
 
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi 
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi 
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal 
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi 

 
Khudaa jab husn deta hai 
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai 
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho 
kamar balkha hi jaati hai 


Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, 
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai, 
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue, 
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai 
Agar Zindagi me Judai Na Hoti, 
toh Kabhi Kisi ki yaad Aayi na hoti, 
Saath Guzarte har Lamhe, 
toh Shayad Rishto me yeh Gehrai Aayi na Hoti

Jab bhi Chand ko Dekho yaad Karna Humme, 
Yeh Sochkar Nahi ki kitna Khubsurat hai woh, 
Yeh Sochkar ke Tanha hai woh bhi, Sitaron ki Bheed mein�

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna 
Dil ko jo lag jaye woh baat na kehna 
Milte hai hamare jese dost bahat kam 
iss liye KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNAA


Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko, 
kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko, 
lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke, 
woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko� 
Mohabbat rang lati hai,jaab dil se dil milte hai, 
Mohabbat rang lati hai,jaab dil se dil milte hai, 
Mushkil to yeh hai,ke dil badhi mushkil se milte 

Aap ke baar Swan mei sharart hamre sath huyi 
Aab ke baar sawan mei sharart hamre sath huyi 
humara ghar chood ke sare sheer(city) mei barsat huyi... 
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai, 
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai, 
Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai 


Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, 
Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, 
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, 
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai 

Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye, 
Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye, 
Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye, 
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye? 


Chiragon se agar andhera duur hota, 
toh chand ki chahat kise hoti.
Kat sakti agar akele zindagi, to dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti.. 


chand taro ka noor aap par barse, 
har koi aapki chachat ko tarse, 
zindagi main aaye itni khushiyan, 
ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse 


Humse dur jaoge kaise� 
Aap hame Bhulaoge kaise� 
Hum toh rehte hai Sason me aapki� 
Khudki saason ko Rok paoge kaise� 


Zamane ki har Zannat apke liye hogi, 
yeh Aasma yeh Zamin aapke liye hogi, 
Mujhse keh bhi na paoge, 
uske pehle mere hisse ki har Khushi aapke liye hogi� 


Zindagi choti aur jina Asaan nahi hai, 
Saath nibhana badi mushkil baat hai, 
Magar yeh Wada raha jab tak Zindagi hamare paas hai, 
hum aapke saath hai� 


gum ke andhero main khud ko yun na bekarar kar, 
gum ke andhero main khud ko yun na bekarar kar, 

subah zarur aayegi, 
subah ka intezaar kar....... 


Hasrat hai Aap Se Kuch Kahna Cahta hu, 
Tere Gam Ko aapna Kahna Cahta Hu, 
Cahe Marna Bhi Pade Isse Duniya Se, 
Markar Bhi Teri Nigahoo Main Rahna Cahta hu 


Baat Dil ki Nighaho se Kehte rahe, 
hum Uske Gham Khamoshi se Sehte rahe, 
Hum thae, Tanhayi thi, aur tha hamara Aaina, 
Khud se Hum Apni Dastaan Sunate rahe� 


Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai, 
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai, 
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, 
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
 
 
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega 
 
 
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
 
 
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
 
 
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
 
 
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
 
 Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
  
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
 
 
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !
 
 
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
 
 
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! � 
 
 aapne mere pyaar mein aesa kya paya hey
Jo aapne meri zindgi mein khushiya hi khushiya lekar aaye ho
Teri baaho mein humne bohat kuch paya hey
Jo tamnna thi zindgi ki wo puri kar paye hey hum....
pathzad ko apnate hai log yaha
koi nahi hai hume chahane wala
jahan dekha waha hariyaali paaya
bas apne kadmonke niche banzar zameen paaya
ye khuda unse phirse na milana
ke hum kahi ro na de
hum toot jayenge, iss baat ka ghum nahi
whein badnaam ho jayenge
iss baat se darte hai
dard kitne hain bata nahi sakte
zakham kitne hain dikah nahi sakte
aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo
aansu gire hain kitne gina nahi sakte

aaj fir tum nazar nahi aaye, fir tamanna ke phul murjhaye, na jane  kin galio me kno gaye ho tum, hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhundh aaye...

khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achcha bhi is kadar na lage. Aap ko dekha hia bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage

dil ko adat si ho gai hai chot khaane ki, bhigi palko ke sang muskurane ki, kaash anjam hum pehle se jaan jaate, to koshish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki

zindagi uske bin adhuri hai, na jaane kyon uske mere beech ye doori hai, sochte hain kabhi bhuladu usko par uski ek muskaan meri kamzori hai

kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, kabhi kisi anjan se pyaar ho jaata hai, ye jaruri nahi ke jo khushi de usi se pyaar ho, dil todne walon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

hum apni dosti ko yaadon me sajayege, door rehkarbhi bandh aankho me nazar aayenge, ham koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge, jab yaar karoge tab nazar ayenge

Asma pe jitne sitare hai�wah wah
Ankho me jitne ishare hai�wah wah
Samandar ke jitne kinare hai�wah wah
Utne screw dheele tumhare hai�..abh bolo wah wah

I love you (blank screen) aisa shahjhan ne mumtaj se kaha tha ya nahi??   Nahi kaha tha, kyunki, shahjahan ko English nahi aati thi

Thought of the day: Thinking of evil or being afraid of evil brings evil on ones head

Mere sugar se mithe�.milk se gore�aasman se unche�paatal se gehre�bares se thande�aag se garam aur abse BESHARAM friend ko mera�.HIIIII

Nari ke chakkar me bhul na jaane yaari
Jab laat maregei naari to yaad aaygi hamari
Sudhro varna takleef hogi bhaari
Purush bachao samiti dwara janhi me jaari

1 sardar khana kha raha tha..(12 blank screens) ab kya sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya!!!!!!!

Mangta hu to deti nahi
Javab meri baat ka
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai
Rom Rom jajbat ka
Kehti hai dhir se dalo
Galon pe rang gulal ka
Dalta hu to fisal jata hai
Hatho se rang gulal ka
Abhi to uski khuli na thi
Juban ikrar ke liye
Lo mera fir khada ho gaya
Haath namaskar ke liye

Mili hai saza, unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gayi humare pyar ko zamane ki, kabar se nikle hue dono hath kehte hai, aarzu reh gayi unko gale lagane ki

Nazar jab milti hai unse, dil ko hum palkon par thaam lete hain, unhe paakar khone ka darr hai shayad, isliye hum mohabbat ko dosti ka naam de dete hain�.

Aaj unse meri kalam se apne panno ko rang magar use kya pata ki usne us aam kalam se hamare kal ko alam likh diya

Roti hui ankhon se tuje muskan kaise doon, anjaan hoon khud, tuje pehchan kaise doon, tu hi to hai jaan meri, tu hi bataat tuje apni jaan kaise doon

Yeh vaada hai unse hamara, tutega na yeh rishta hamara, agar saanson ki dor toot gay, to lenge janam dobra dene ko sirf saath unka

Dil gumsum jubaan khamosh ye aankeh aaj yu nam kyun hai, jise kabhi paya hi na tha, unhe aaj khone ka gum kyun hai

Jab khamosh aankhon se baat hoti hai, aise hi mohabbat ki suruwat hoti hai, tumhare hi khayalo mein khoye rehte hai, pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai

Gulab ko bhi kamal bana deta, uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana deta, kamabakth marti nahi hai mujh par ladkiya warna hyderabad mein bhi taj mahal bana deta

Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyo ki, duaa hai who khushiyaa aapke kadmo me ho, khuda aapko wo sab hakikat me de, jo kuch aapke sapno me ho

Chubby cheeks dimple chin, brwony lips, tiny eyes & rosy tongue�. Actually I was pointing out the similarities between you and hutch dog. Its great! Are you twins!

It takes few second to hurt someone, but sometine it takes years to say SORRY. So this message to everyone whom I think I have hurt knowingly or unknowingly�IM SORRY

Hum chlormint kyon khate hai batao.. guess karo� dimag lagao, nahi pata� so simple kyonki usko PEE nahi sakte�.ab dubara mat puchna

Ye din yu hi gujar jayenge, shayad hum sab bhi yuhi bichad jayenge, naraz na hona aap hamari shararato se, yehi to wo pal hai jo aksar yaad ayenge�.

Bhul se kabhi hame yaad kiya karo, pyaar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho ke baat bhi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

KBC me shahrukh ne mujhe pucha �World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai, maine ek crore thukra diya par tera naam nahi bataya. After all apun donoki dosti caroroki hai

Judai aapki rulati rahegi, yaad aapki aate rahegi pal pal jaan jati rahegi, jab tak jism mein hai jaan, meri har saans yaari nibhati rahegi


In englis � good morning
In French � Bon Jour
In Hindi � Subodai
In tamil � Ushodaya vanakkam
In telugu � LERA GADIDHA TELLARINNIDI

Udas na baitho fiza tang karegi, guzre hue lamho ki yaad tang karegi, kisiko na lao dil ke itna kareeb, usse bichadne ke baat uski har ek ada tang karegi

Teri dosti ki tariff zuban pe aane lagi, tumse dosti ki aur zindagi muskurane lagi, ye meri dosti thi ya teri achai, ki meri har saans se tere liye duwa aane lagi

I want a KISS, Plz KISS me,jaldi koi bhi nahi hai, foran karo, jaldi karo na KISS, you know what kiss means??/
Koi
Intresting
Sms
Send karo na

Muddat se mile hum tum, aapse Milan acha laga, sagar se bhi gehra laga aapka pyaar, tairna to aata tha par dubna acha laga

Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na karna khuda ke liye, jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ekdin, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye

Delhi ke pass ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 ke route ke 3rd station bharatpur ke ek chote se gaon ke nazdeek wale kabristan ke chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huye kutte ki aage wali right side ki taang ki tisri ungli ke nakhun ke paas chhupe huye machhar ke pait me rehne wale bacteria ke chromosomal DNA ke thymine nucleotide ke 5th carbon ke outer shell ke 4th electron ki kasam,��sirf disturb karne ke liye message kiya hai.

Sirf isharo me hoti mohabbat agar�in alfazo ko khubsurati kaun deta�but patthar banke reh jata tajmahal..to use ishq ki pehchan kaun deta..

Tere hoton ki hasi banane ka khwaab hai, tu lakh bachale daman mere haton se, asma banakar tujh par chaa jaane ka khwaab hai, azmaish yun to achi nahi hoti dosti ki, tu chahe to teri takdir banane ka khwaab hai, wo maut bhi laut jaye tere darwaze pe aake, tujh ko ais zindagi dene ka khwaab hai, jee bhi lenge agar jeena pade tere bina, lekin tujh par to mar mitne ka khwaab hai�

Biwi ka antim sanskar kar admi ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya, badal garje, bearish hone lagi, aadmi bola: lagta hai pahunch gayi

Nigahe aapki khanjar..to adaye bandook se kam nahi..jo log aap pe marte hai wo..bewakoof se kam nahi

Zakhm itne gehre hai izhaar kya kare, hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare!! Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen, ab isse zyada unka intezaar kya kare.

Majburiya hamari wo jaan na sake, farmano ko humare wo maan na sake, kehte hai wo hume mar kar bhi chahenge, jeete ji hume jo pehchan na sake

Pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai, pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne saath nibhaya hai, kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaro, ek ne zindagi to dusre ne jina sikhaya hai

Mitti meri kabar se chura raha hai koi, mar kar bhi mujhe yaad aah raha hai koi, ae khuda mujhe ek pal ki zindagi aur de, udaas meri kabar se jaa raha hai koi.

Duniya ke sabse chote jokes
1. Do aurtein chupchap baiti hai
2. Ek buddi bachpan me mar gayi
3. Ganja sardar

Kuch baatein bhuli hui, kuch pal beetey hui, har galti ka naya bahana, aur phir sabki nazar me aana, exam ki puri raat jaagna, phir bhi sawal dekh kar sar khujana, mauka mile to class bunk marna, phir doston ke saath coffee peene jana, uski ek jhalak dekhne roz college jana, sochte sochte attendance bhool jana, har pal ek naya sapna, aaj jo ruthe phir bhi hai apna, ye college ke din, in lamno me zindagi ji bhar ke jee lo, yaad karke in palo ko phir zindagi bhar muskurana

14th Feb ko hum tumhe kahi lekar jayenge, batao kaha, are socho! Socho na! Chalo thik hai bata deta hai�.POLIO DROPS PILANE.

Cellphone 1 mandir hai, sms uska bhagwan, sms bhejnewala pujaari, sms padhnewala bhakt, padkar sms na karnewala mandir ke baahar ka bhikaari

Unki yadon ko pyar karte hain, 100 janam un par nisaar karte hain, agar raah mein mile kabhi wo tumko, to unse kehne hum aaj bhi unka intezaar karte hain

Jis ke deedar ke liye har pal tadapta hai, jis ke intezar mein har pal tarasta hai, kya kahe is kambakth dil ko jo apna hokar bhi kisi aur ke liya dhadkta hai

Mujhko azmaane ka natija kya nikla, zakhm-e-dil nazron se bhi gehra nikla, tod kar dekh hi liya tune mere dil ka aaine, bata teri tasveer ke siva kya nikla.

Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye, jo mujhe call ya sms na karta ho, uska mobile usme doob jaye. NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJAY GA TONE

Aaj ka menu:
Pyar ki roti
Care ki sabzi
Affection ka achaar
Faith ka salad
Trust ka pulav and friendship ki sweet dish only 4 you, pate ful khao

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi se dil ko jo lag jaye vo, baat na kehna, milte hai hamare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye, jab kisi ki hasi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, bepanaah pyar kehte hai usse jab kisi ki saanse kisi ki jaan ban jaye

Ankhon ki chuban wo samajh nahi paate, honthon se ham kuch keh nahi paate, kaise batayen is dil ki bebasi ko koi hai jise yaad kiye bina hum reh nahi paate

Bada armaan tha tere sang zindagi bitane ka, shikwa hai to bas tere khamoos rahajan ka, deewangi isse badhkar kya hogi ke aaj bhi intezar hai tere aane ka

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara, yaad rehta hai, har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, vo pal jo yaar ki baahon me guzara ho, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam ha ho, apko mile roj roj naye naye gal friend, jinki umar 60 se kam na ho

Kabhi na shikayat ki baat labon pe layenge, kaha hai dost to dosti nibhayenge, kabhi hamari burai hamare samne karna, kasam khuda ki apki haan me haan milayenge.

Bahane-bahane se tumhari baat karte hai har pal tumhe yaad karte hai, itni baar to aap saans bhi na lete hoge, jitni baar hum aapko yaad karte hai

Mana ke aaj hum akele reh gaye, judai me aansu ankho se bah gaye, kaun bhup karayega hume, rote rah gaye to chup karate the wohi rone ko keh gaye

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aitbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, kamiyo se aksar pyaar ho jata hai

Dik ki baat jaanta nahi koyi, kehna in aankhon ka manta nahi koyi, hum to jaan bhi apni luta de khushi se, par ahmiyhat is JAAN ki jaanta nahi koyi

Rab ruth gaya hai mujhko manane waala ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala, par jaane kya sochta hai yeh khula darwaaza, shaayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane waala

Ek raat bijli chali gayi, sardar: oye, kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardarni: kar di na sardaro wali baat, fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi

Tofaan me kinare mil jate hai zindagi me sahare mil jate hai, koi cheez zindagi se pyari nahi hoti par kuch log zindagi se bhi pyaare mil jaate hai

Sir: bachho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigerette, jua aur ladki ko nai chuoge! Desh ke lia jaan doge?
Bachhe: de denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar kya karenge.

Sardar ne apni sagai tod di, kyonki ladki kuwari thi. Sardar ka kehna tha, jo abhi tak kisi ki nahi hui wo meri kya hogi

Bikta hai gam husn ke bazaar me lakho dard chipe hote hai ek chote se inkaar me, ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to, swagat hai yaaron ke darbar me

Koi kare yaad to use yaad kijiye, dil ka paigam de to Kabul kijiye, har sms ka jawab jaruri nahi dena, magar humne aapko yaad kiya uska jawab to dijiye

Tanhai na paye koi kisi ke saath ke baad, judai na paye koi Milan ke ehsaas k baad, na pade kisi ko aadat kisi ki itni, ki har saans bhi aaye kisi ki yaad ke baad

1st sardar: jab main chota tha tab qutub minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: to kya tu mar gaya?
1st: mujhe yaad nahi, tab mai bahut chota tha

Gabbar � are o samba! Yes sms padne wala insaan hai ya languor?
Samba � sarkar agar reply kiya to insaan, agar nahi kiya to langur, abhi pata chal jayega

Ek din sardar ne bahut sundar ladki dekhi aur socha�bahut socha�kya socha??? Kaash! Ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sundar hota!!!!

Teri dosti ki roshini aise hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwalu, ajkal kambakt bijli ka bill bahut ata hai

Ammaa, thalli, akka, annaa, ayyaa, pefect expression, perfect voice. You are selected as the president of beggars association.

Nabz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya, mai kyun na ho joun qurban us hakeem par, jisne illam me tera dedar likh diya

Arz hai jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake, jisko chahte the use hum pa na sake, yeh samjhlo ke dil tootne ka khel hai, kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake

Chand ko zami par lane ki zid thi, hume unhe apna banane ki zid thi, acha hua ke who pehle hi bewafa hogaye warna unhe pane ke liye is zamane ko jalane ki zid thi

Kabir ka doha
Miss you miss you sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koi
Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir sms band kyon hoe!!!

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aaye, jab jab main bhiga teri yaad ayi, ab raha nahi jata, chatri lauta de bhai


Railway me ek job hai. Are you interestd??? Salaray hai 60,000/-. Job bahut simple hai, rajdhani express ke headlight ka bulb fuse ho gaya hai, raat mein torch leke aage bhagna hai. What? Are you ready, don�t worry, I will recommend you

Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale, Dhoom machale,
Bahot choom machaliya ab apna kaam karo

Why are doctor�s prescriptions impossible to read? Coz they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist. (maine patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari)

Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjaam dekh le, gaur farmayie Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjaam dekh le, agar anjaam nahi maaloom to baith ke film TERE NAAM  dekhle

Ishq ne najane kya kya kardala kisiko ashiq kisiko deewana bana dala, do phool ka wajan na utha sakti thi mumtaaz, shahjaha ne uspar taj mahal banadala

Khushi ke liye gam kurban, hasi ke liye aansoo kurban, pyar ke liye dil kurban, mere dost tere liye to jaan kurban, aur ladki ke liye, sale tu bhi kurban.

Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar hue, khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe farar hue, kuch tere jaise yaar hue, baki sab sardar hue

Kaash wo nagme hame sunaye na hote, aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote, agar isi tarah bhool hi jana tha, to itni geharai se dil me samaye na hote

Dil ki baat chupana aadat nahi meri, kisi ka dil dukhana aadat nahi mer, aap sochte hai hum bhool gaye apko, par itne pyaare dost ko bhulana aadat nahi mera!!!

Bhoole hai wo kuch is tarah se hame, ab intezaar karna naseb ho gaya, na jane koi khata ho gaye humse, ya koi aur unke kareeb ho gaya

Aapke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye, apki sasi se hum pagal ho gaye, 50 rupayo me 5000 sms kya mile, aap jaise chindi chor bhi shayar ho gaye.. wah wah

Fact: jeevan me sabse kharab baat: kisiki aankh me aansu hona aap ki vajah se. aur sabse pyari baat, kisiki aankh me aansu hona.. aap ke liye

Kabhi to dil zaroor rota hai, jab koi apna mil ke nazron se door hota hai. Bahut rotee hai kambakht ye aankhen, kyun ki dil se zyada kasoor nazron ka hota hai

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu, tu bata tu yaad aaye to kay karu, hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu, par cable pe cartoon network na aaye to kya karu.

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta�. To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete? Pass hota to theek� warna insurance claim karva lete!

Qayamath ke asaar ka sabse bada proof�... sardar winning 2 crore rupees in KBC. Hahahahahahahaha

You mere yaar, dildar, meri mercedez car, meri guitar, mere dil ki taar, mera pyar, meri roti ka achar, mere motiyo ke haar, mere dil ki pukaar!! I MISS you Yaar

Kahan koi kitaab aisi mili, jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke soche hai ke 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

Sawaal paani ka nahi, pyaas ka hai, sawaal maut ka nahi, saans ka hai, dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar, sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai

Raat ho chuki hai�(16BS) keypad dabane se subah nahi hogi, sojao

Aaj tum DIL mango, de denge, DHADKAN mango de denge, JIGAR mango, de denge, JAAN  tak manglo de sakte hai, kyonki charo film ki VCD mere paas hai

Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya, jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan, us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya

Shayari by sardar: jis ke dil mein dard hai wo DILDAR hai, jis ke dil mein dard hai wo DILDAR hai,jis ke sar mein dard hai wo sardar hai wah... wah...

Din me chain nahi, raat me neend nahi, jee na lage kahin, aye khuda kya yehi pyar hai? Khuda: nahi beta sabhi Bsc walo ka yehi haal hai

Briteesh destraayed avar kantry faar 150 ears. Lat us destraay theare laanguvedge foryever. Pharward dhis tu aal INDIANS. JAI HIND. Lats mek maabehen of inglish


Wo kehte hain majbur hai hum, na chahte hue bhi door hai hum, churali unhone hamari dhadkane, fir bhi kehte hain bekasoor hai hum

Hansa: praful automatically kay matlab?
Praful: hansa ek auto me koi ganji ladki baith jaye to use kya kehte hai
Hasa: achha auto me takli!!!

Ab itni raat ko apun tere ko kisi hindi film ki kahani sunane ke liye message to karega nahi, common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko good night bolna hai... so jaaa

Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte. Dil me rahne walo se baat nahi karte. Meri ruh me bas gaye ho aap. Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..

Sardar to salesman � papaji chitiyon ka powder loge kya?
Sardarji � hum chitiyon ko itna laad nahi karte, aaj powder diya, to kal lipstic mangegi

Munnabhai: ye kutten poonch kyon hilate hai??
Circuit: comman sense bhai!!!! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti na

Jivan mein paisa, pyar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate. Samajdar ho; umeed hai,sms bhejte rahoge

Pad like kar kya karna hai, akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, mar kar bhi agar jana liya, to fir se nursary  se hi to padhna hai

Son to sardar papa 5+5 kitne hote hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, tujhe kuch nahi aata, ja andar se calculator la

How would an angrez tel an idian naukar who cant understand english to open the door... read it very very fast.
THERE WAS A COLD DAY

Ek tha raja ek thi rani... dono margay hogai kahani... (8BS) ab neeche kya unki kabar dhundh rahe ho

Intezar ka jo meetha dard diya hai tumne, mujh par bada ehsaan kiya hai tumne, ye hichkiya bhi to nahi aati kambaqt jo sochu ke yaad kiya hai tumne

Mazburiya humari wo jaan na sake, farmano ko humare wo maan na sake, kehte hai wo hame mar kar bhi chahenge, jite ji humko jo pehchan na sake

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki gf sar pe sawar ho jaye, hum kehte hai kepyar itna karo ki gf ki friend bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, pyar ke rivaz ko zamana kya jane, kitni takleef hoti hai ladki ko patane me, ghar par baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

Latest style of proposing yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai? A yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai maar daalegi kya... dil dena hia to de, rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Karan johar ka kamal to dekho
Kuch kuch hota hai � love your friends
K3G � love your parents
Kal ho na ho � love your neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna � love other�s wife

Yakin karo wo maut bhi bada suhana hoga, jisme hamara pyaar virana hoga, chalo vada raha tumse pehle hum jayenge, kyon ki tumhare swagat ka rasam bhi to nibhana hoga

Sehwag�s son: arey dekho maa! Aaj papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hai!
Sehwag�s wife: beta theek se dekh.. ADVERTISEMENT hoga

Ek sardar ke peeche kutta aa raha tha, sardar pareshan hokar sochenge laga, sala sim card tho airtel ka dala tha, network tho hutch ka aa raha hai

Paglo ki 3 nishania
1. hamesha bewaqt miss call karega
2. faltu faltu sms muskura ke padhega
3. nechay nahi jana: (5BS)
jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor karega

today is �world sorry telling day� so if I have hurt you anytime or anywhere... then I would seriously apologize and say only two words: CHAL BEY

paa kar khushi behak jaate hain hum, paa kar gum bhi muskurate hain hum, tanhayi me jab yaad aati hai tumhari, zamane ko kya khud ko bhi bhul jate hain hum

yaad me teri ankhen bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi

how does a sardar kills a fish?
He dips it in water and says�ab mar saale doop ke mar

Jitna pyar paya hai aap se najane kyun aur pane ko ji chahta hai, najane wo kaun si khubi hai aap me ke aap se rishta banaye rakhne ko ji chahta hai

Logon ko pagal banane ke 7 tareeke: (7BS) yeh pehla tha

Zakham aisa diya usne ki koi dawa kaam na ayi, aag aise lagayi usne ki pani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad me, jinhe hamari yaad kabhi na ayi

Wahi raat ki khamoshi, wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad le ayi, hum to baithe chand ko dekh rahe the, phir najane kiske liye ye aankh bhar ayi

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai�usse chahne ek bhool hai, jo inki soch me gul hai� samjho uski SUPPLEMENTARY ke chances full hai

Har koi milta hai ek anjan ki tarha dil me basta hia ek armaan ki tarha khushi ki aas kya rakhe is duniya se yaha log gham bhi deta hia advance ki tarha

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bujhi ko raakh kehte hai, cobra ko naad kehte hai, aur jo aapke paas nahi usko dimag kehte hain.

Tarasti nazro ne har pal aapka dedar manga jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga, rooth gaya wo khuda bhi jab humne apni har dua mein aapka deedar manga

Leher ko pyar tha kinare se, par uski shaadi ho gayi sagar se, kinare ki preeth lehro ko kheech apne paas le aati thi, badnam naho mohabbat uski isliye wo laut jaati hai

Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is diwane ki, shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai, kya zarurat thi unhe itna pyaara banane ki

Kisike pyaar me gehrei chot khayi hai, wafa se pehle hi bewafai payi hai, log dua mangte hai is hall me marne ki, par humne unki yadon me jine ki kasam khayi hai.

Likhu kuch aaj ye waqt ka takaza hai, dil me dard abhi taza-taza hai, gir padte hain aansu mere kagaz par, lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur dard zyada hai.

Ummidon ki manzil dheh gayi, khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, ab aapki kya izzat reh gayi, jab ek jhakaas item aapko �Bhaiyya� keh gayi

Hota kaise unhe ghum hamari kami ka, jab fark pada hi nahi unhe judai ka, khamoshi se saha hamne jab har ghum, to ilzaam laga diya humpe bewafai ka�

Ja raha hu marne ko, aaj man udaas hai, yaad nahi kiya aaj usne jisse mujhe aas hai, mujhe bhul gaya wo jo dil ko khas hai, chal chal sms padh, ye sab BAKWAS hai

Lets play a game.. its very interesting  Ready? 3  2  1 START kya start? NALAYAK! Final xamz hai, kuch padlo! Har waqt khelne ki padi rehti hai

(12BS) chonk gaye yeh tide ki safedi hai

two realy good lines, ankhon me aansu hai par dard soya hai, dekhne wala kya jane ki hasane wala kitna roya hai

mangi maut zindagi mili, andero se bhi roshini mili, jab pucha khuda se kya hia sabse hasin tofha tere paas, badle me aapki dosti mili

Lekar hum dusro ki hasi kya karen, jo nahi apni wo khushi lekar kya kare, tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaye hum, par koi apni duaon me hamari lambi umar mang rakha hai to hum kya kare

Medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se likhe letter dekar kaha mujhe iska answer zaroor dena, ladki ne jawab kiya tumhara blood group B hai

Gandhigiri ka funda no 840 � koi tumhe bewakoof kahe to chup raho, muh kholkar usse sahi saabit mat karo

Ankho me aasuon ki lakeer ban gayi, kabhi na socha tha aisi takdeer ban gayi, humne to yuhi pheri thi reth me ungliya, na jaane kaise who aapki tasveer ban gayi

Bhula sakta to kab ka bhula diya hota, mita sakta to kab ka mita diya hota, tumhe kya pata ki kitna dard dete hai ye yaaden, bata sakta to kab ka bata diya hota

Vo kaun si ghadi thi jab aap paide hue? TIMEX? ROLEX? TITAN? HMT? Ya koi aur, jawab jaldi bhejo company band karani hai taki aisa hadsa phir na ho

Principal: write your fathers name in english
Sardar: beautiful red underwear.
Principal: are you joking.
Sardar: no, my father�s name is sundar lal chadda..

Washing powder nirma, washing powder nirma, doodh se safedi, nirma se aaye, rangeen kapda bhi khil, khil jaye sabki pasand nirma, logo ko kuch bhi bhejo padne lagte hai

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega, saath fero ke saath koi aapse bandh jaega, abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaunsa Cartoon aap ko saup diya jaega

Kahan koi aisa mila jispar dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi me daba liya, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete

Life is a game, you have to play, so love it and have fun coz har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi  hai, kho do to yaadein hai, jee lo to zindagi hai

Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS) Roses are red, skies are blue..(2BS)
Kitna bhi press kar, fir bhi Roses are red, skies are blue.

Kaun kehta hia ki qayamat ayegi to mar jayenge, Kaun kehta hia ki qayamat ayegi to mar jayenge, hum to HYDERABADI hai charminar par chad jayenge

Le meri gf ki photo dekh�(7BS) nahi dikhi? BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti, kamine

Hamari muskurahat dekh kar logon ne kaha ki hum gham se khali hai, par unko kya pata ki jis gham ke bagh me duniya rehte hai hum us baagh ke mali hai

Boy: BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI, ek jase hi hote hai, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai
Gal: AUTORIKSHA, TAXI aur LADKE ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai

Hum wo roshini hai jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge, tere pyar ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge, ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh, dafan hui kabar se bhi reply kar jayenge

Yakin pe yakin dilate hai dost, raah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai dost, sharbat bol kar daru pilate hai dost, par kuch bhi kaho sale bahut yaad aate hai dost

Police: tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. 
Sardar: hahahahahahaha
Police: kyon hasrahe ho?
Sardar: mai to subah 8 baje uthta hu

Boy: aisa khat likho darling meri umar beet jaye padhne mein.
Gal: !#$^%&^%@@!#$%$&*&(*)()_*^%^$%$@#$^$*(&*(^&%^#$@##$^%&^&*&%^%$^$%^$%^%&^&*&^(&*(*&(&*%^&$%^%$%$$%@@!@%)__+(%^&#$$!@$#$&^(* le saale ab pad le

Pyaar wo khel nahi jisme jeet ya haar ho, pyaar koi cheez nahi jo har waqt tayaar ho, pyaar wo hai, jab intezaar ho uska,  jiske na aane ka aitbaar ho

Pyaase ko ek katra paani kaafi hai, ishq me chaar pal zindagi kaafi hia, dubne ko samandar me kaun jaye, unki palko se tapka wo pani hi kaafi hai

Aapko pakar ab khona nahi chahte, itna khush hokar ab rona nahi chahte, ye aalam hai hamara aap se judai me, ki aankho me neend hai magar sona nahi chahte

The ultimate shayari � 
Uski ek aankh itni khubsurat thi, wah wah!
Uski ek aankh itni khubsurat thi,
Ki uski doosri aankh bhi usiko dekh rahi thi

Sardar�s friend � arey yaar, maine tujhe kal kitne baar cal kiya par tu phone nahi utaya.
Sardar: abey 30 rupees dalke gana lagvaya usse tera baap sunega kya

Ajnabi nahi magar ajnabi sa hoon� kuch to hoon fir bhi kuch nahi sa hoon, ehsaas kar sako to ehsaas karke dekho, maut ke ghar me zindagi sa hoon

Baith kar unki zulfon ke saaye me, swarg jaisa aagosh aaya� kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya

Sharma ji ki nayi zen ke peeche likha tha � sawan ko aane do!
Peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha � aaya sawan jhoom ke

Rasmo ki jo parwah karte hai, mohabbat me wo log gunah karte hai, ishq to wo junoon hai, jisme deewane apni khushi se khud ko fanah karte hai

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhaata hai, gor farmaiye, Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhaata hai, bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai

Na thie jisko mere pyar ki qadar, ittefaaq se unhi ko chaah rahe they hum, usi diye ne jalaya mere haantho ko, jisko hawa se bacha rahe the hum

Gal � mai tere liye sabkuch chod dungi
Boy � maa baap?
Gal � ha
Boy � bhai bahen?
Gal � ha
Boy � khana pina?
Gal � ha
Boy � starplus?
Gal � mu sambhal ke baat kar

Begger: 50 paise de de baba bhookh lagi hai, kahan khana hai.
Marwadi: 10 rps dunga pehle ye bata 50 paise me khana kaha milta hai

Kitni buri lagti hai zindagi jab hum tanha mehsus karte hai, marne ke baad milte hai chaar khande, jeete jee hum ek ko tarste hai

Jee bhar ke roye tho karar paya, iss daur me kisne sacha pyar paya? Zindagi guzar rahi hai imtihano ke daur se, ek zakham bhara nahi ke dusra tayyar paya

Dil ka dard kisi ko batana mat, aansu ankho tak lana mat, agli baar pitai bahut hogi, isliye mandir se chappal churana mat

Teacher: aapka beta cigarette pita hia, aap kabhi usay puchte nahi??
Sardar: ha, puchta hu, par kamina kabhi deta nahi

At a dance party:
Boy: will you dance with me?
Gal: main bache ke saath nahi nachti,
Boy: so sorry, mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap pregnant ho!!

Height of laziness
Boy � papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa � khud lelo 
Boy � plz dedo na
Papa � agar ab fir maana to thappad dunga
Boy � achha jab thappad marne aao to pani leke aana

Jisko chaha tha zindagi ki tarah, chal diye wo ajnabi ki tarah, neend aati hai na maut aati hai, dono naraaz hai shayad usi ki tarah

Bhikhari: saab 6 rps dedo saab coffee peena hai
Sardar: kyon be ek coffee to 3 rps ki hai
Bhikhari: par saab saath me gf bhi hai

Roudy ants group sat on a street�. A lady elephant was passing by the road� one of the ants said: neyamma em figure ra mama� pita pita laadutundi

Jane anjane me agar humne aapka dil dukhaya, kasht pahuchaya, taklif di, pareshan kiya to kya ukhadte ukhadlo�. 20 saal se hyderabad me hu, ma ki kir kiri

Arz kiya hai�. Tairna hai to samundar me tairo nadi nalo me kya rakha hai, pyar karna hai to MAA-BAAP se karo, in bewafa hasino me kya rakha hai

Life of a student: wallet hai paise nahi, lecture hia attendance nahi, mobile hai, balance nahi, exam hai, tension nahi, padhna hai par mood nahi

Munna: a sarkit ye SAM kaun hai re?
Sarkit: are bha@ ye boleto ekdam mast insa@ hai re suna hai ye un knajuso ko bhi msg karte he jo unhe msg nahi karte

Agar gandhiji don hote to kya kahte � hamari takle pe bal aane ka intezar to 11 dukan ke HAJJAM kar rahe hai, lekin takle pe bal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

Har insaan ki ek alag pehchan hoti hai, hamare sms ki ek alag shan hoti hai, har kisi ko hum nai karte sms, par jisko karte hai, usme hamari jaan hoti hai

Pesh hai world�s most painful shayari�.
Dil me chubhi sui, dil me chubhi sui,
Uui uui uui uui uui uui uui uui uui

Patient: doc plz help me, mein jab bhi baat karta hum to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doc: aisa kab hota hai
Patient: phone karte waqt

A friend is someone who sees your first tear, catches second and stops third, if the fourth one still comes� slaps you and says�. NAUTANKI BAND KAR�SAMJHA

Two sardars watching cricket match, when the batsman hits a boundary.
1st sardar: kya goal mara
2nd: bewakuf, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai

aaj agar aapka goodnight message aayega to hi hum roti kahenge, varna, aaj raat ko paneer parantha aur pulao ke baad ice cream khakar hi so jaenge

kar ja kuch aisa dosti me, ki thanx aur sorry words beimaan lage, nibha aisi dosti, ki dost ko tumhe chodna mushkil aur duniya chodna aasan lage

nazar chahti hai didar karna, dil chahti hai unhe pyar karna, kya sunau apne dil ka aalam, nasib me likha tha unka intezar karna�