Teacher - Tum bade hokar kya karoge ???

Teacher - Tum bade hokar kya karoge ???
Student - Shaadi.....
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge ???
Student - Dulha.....
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge ???
... ... ... Student - Dulhan.....
Teacher - Abbe, matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge ???
Student - Bahu launga.....
Teacher - Haraamkhor, Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte ain ???
Student - Pota.....
Teacher - Oh My God !!! Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai ???
Student - "Hum do hamare do" !!!